The Daily Peon

[trolman]

But im still one, not very good but eh... I could improve... And now back to sadness

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't worry. Be happy.

 

[trolman]

Whats the use?

 

[Bernkastel]

'Cause being happy is.. Much more fun.

 

[trolman]

 

[Misha]

oh dear.. lol

 

[trolman]

typicly im not such a fag, but today all those feels caught me

 

[Amargaard]

'Cause being happy is.. Much more fun.

I never thought I should hear you say that

And Trol, head's up man, go get drunk at a party instead, and score somebody and get over her

 

[Bernkastel]

I scored a fifteen year old from dA. Also having Alagremm around is arousing.

 

[trolman]

I want her, not somebody else. Damn I cant even sleep...

 

[Bernkastel]

I can't do it either.

 

[trolman]

You're thinking about her too? Well thats odd...

 

[Bernkastel]

I can't sleep, dummy.

 

[trolman]

You dont have a shitty backbreaking job to do on monday. I think im falling into depression.

 

[Bernkastel]

That's true. I don't need a job. I get money out of nothing.

 

[trolman]

 

[Azsure]

And my neighbour won't be coming to my home anymore or let me show affection to him because of his paranoid grandma jailing him in his own home, yeah everyone has their own problems but strangely I'm not depressed about it.

 

[trolman]

Wtf? Do you love him or something? I got very attracted to her looks and after we talked for three hours in the park, to her personality aswell. But well, she loves another man (whos a total douche). I want her but nope, worst thing is i cant even get to spend more time together...

 

[Azsure]

No silly, he's like my adopted son, there's nothing wrong in wanting affection from your son does it? And yeah, I gave up with girls since I realized it brings me up more depression than happiness and thus does not worth my time.

 

[trolman]

Then become friends with the grandma.

Naw man i dont want girls, i want that girl. For now my best idea is to camp outside her home like a crazy stalker and pretend it wasnt on purpose, maybe get her skype or something, damn she's gorgeous.

 

[Azsure]

Tried, she even thanked me for all my care with him, but hags can't be helped.

Neither I was pretending to get others, I was only interested in one girl so far and had the scales to tell her my feelings, but she terminated me with friendzone. Well not sure if it it's a good advise but I say do like me, do absolutely nothing, because doing something would just screw things deeper which may even bring up serious troubles.

 

[trolman]

Well there are some ways to get out, you know? Did you even try to tell her how you feel?

Yeah i cant really do anything shes already taken and i can bearly be in the friendzone cuz i dont really see her, i mean last time we met, before the driving test was 6 years ago

At most i'll occasionaly bump into her for a quick "hi" and thats pritty much, ergh i guess i could try whining how bad my job is and say its all better because i met her and a bunch of cheesy compliments. Yesterday, she said I was a cavalier... <3 ...

Also dem feels http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels></a>tfw+no+gf/vBajGiO/

;(

 

[trolman]

time...passess...so...slowly...

 

[trolman]

No more tears, my eyes cant produce any, i should consider getting a sex-change.

 

[Bernkastel]

... U-hu....

 

[trolman]

Nah just badly atemting at humor, still sad though. Whatever no one cares, nothing matters.

 

[AIagremm]

You people make me feel like some sort of an ascended master. I have risen above your passions.

Also, staying at Bernkastel's place was great, we had fun and insomnia! It was wondeful.

 

[Amargaard]

You was with Bern?? In real life?

 

[AIagremm]

Well yea. It's a 3 hour trip for me.

 

[Amargaard]

Wow, lol, so that's why you two are always together!!
I know someone who knows Dragonson, but I never knew anyone on the Hive IRL myself - except for that one person, who made an account and never used it again..
Can you feel the jealousy!? D:

 

[AIagremm]

Keep in mind that this was the first time I visited Bernkastel. It's not like I go to Finland every week to hang out. I'd actually love to, but I don't have that much money.

And I visited Tleno last month too.

 

[Amargaard]

Wow, that's awesome man :O

 

[AIagremm]

I thought you knew. I mean I wrote about it here like a dozen times.

 

[Bernkastel]

Just ordered a new wig!

 

[trolman]

 

[Bernkastel]

You are overusing that one.

 

[trolman]

Ok i'll stop, dont really have enoguh sad pics but its pritty much how I am now...well the job starts tommorow so hopefully i'll die in some accident and wont have to deal with all this shit.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hah.

 

[trolman]

yep... <:/

 

[Bernkastel]

Get over it. You should be in love with yourself. Like me.

 

[trolman]

I want her, her looks and her personality... just whoa...where am i going to find another pritty girl thats nice smart and kind? But ofcourse her days and nights belong to some rich asshole, my days are hell working as a slave and my nights are filled with broken dreams and desires, i cant stand this sort of loneliness now, i used to but not anymore. Just cant take it, I WANT HER, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, FUCK THIS PLACE!

 

[Bernkastel]

The truth is that love is futile. I am the only worthy one.

 

[trolman]

You dont have the looks or the personality, sorry not intrested. As for myself? Do I even deserve to be happy? Seems like not. Tlest she said i was a cavalier. Those few hours with her actualy made me happy and not meh. I havent been happy in a long time, I dont think i would be happy anytime soon. Just gonna resume to the meh possition then continue to eat shit and die.But i dont want to.

 

[Bernkastel]

I didn't mean myself for you. Jesus Christ. I'd rather jump off a clif.

 

[trolman]

dem feels

 

[Bernkastel]

I am actually starting to feel a bit bad for you. Awkward.

 

[trolman]

Well its normal considering how pitiful I am right now.

Dont think i've cried so much in my life over one event. I dont want to forget her, if i do then i accept the situation, sure i'll probably find someone later, but i dont belive anyone could be better than her. Yet theres nothing to do, what should i just go knock on her door and be like hey girl i want you? Yeah like the few hours we spent talking will overcome the years she's been with that douche. Just imaginin all the things they did together drives my mind insane. What to do...

 

[Bernkastel]

I have never experienced love such as that for an existing being, thus I cannot help you.
And unfortunately there's nobody else around to lend advices.

 

[trolman]

Maybe its better that way, dont give your heart away, stay away from women.

It was a rethorical question. Aside from devine intervention, the most i can expect is to bumo into her around town, maybe exchange a small talk/hand. I dont count on a devine intervention tough, i feel abandoned by God. I have to continue this hard life without her... maybe i should go back to drinking, atleast then i wouldnt cry every damn hour.

I'll never know how her breasts feel.

 

[Bernkastel]

You pervert.