The Daily Peon

[The King]

Howcome trolman is banned again?

Kaelicious lives because half of its people are traitorous DP members.

 

[Bernkastel]

Two.

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolman got banned again? Who did he offend this time. And we should be supportive not competitive with our fellow Social Groupies.

 

[AIagremm]

We shall slaughter them like wolves among lambs! The sea shall run red with the blood of our enemies!

 

[The King]

post of sin http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/2384095-post40.html

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, that's why Trolman was banned?

 

[The King]

He told me over skype that there was also a harmless joke he made about moderator censorship that added to the damage. Also he told me he'll be unbanned by 20th august and that the admins didnt give him any love in the staff contact thread.

 

[AIagremm]

Also, you got me hooked on Nostalgia Critic.

 

[The King]

Huh? I havent been here for months?

 

[AIagremm]

Yea, sure, whatever.

 

[The King]

But why does warcraft's widescreen suck so balls?

 

[AIagremm]

Tell me about it! I install it on this laptop, open it... what the actual hell.

 

[The King]

Its boolshit!

 

[AIagremm]

Seriously. Who programmed that idiocy?

 

[The King]

I noticed it was added as a part of the 1.25 patch and its just a shitty gimick to exploit widescreens. Maybe its better to just play it in normal proportions... AND PLAY WARCRAFT ON SPLITSCREEN!

 

[AIagremm]

 

[The King]

 

[AIagremm]

Octorok.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Azsure]

Y.o.c.o.

 

[AIagremm]

Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt.

 

[AIagremm]

I am not in danger, Skyler, I AM the danger!

 

[Misha]

.. is anything going on here, guys? Oo

 

[AIagremm]

Shush! Pay some respect, this is a funeral for God's sake!

 

[Misha]

I'd say we have undead issues here

 

[The King]

In an unrelated topic, still im sad.

 

[The King]

Damn im back to drinking all because to get a girl out of my head,this is so 2010 you guys, why so dead, everyone?

 

[Misha]

because they hate me?

 

[The King]

Nah everyones buisy with their own stuff hell the average age of the dp member is like 19.5 were all too old for this and were just here for the memories of good old times, why am i here at the moment? Maybe someone will post something and get me to think of something else besides her. damn this rakia tastes good

 

[Amargaard]

Hahaha, and the good ol' Trol is back. Missed ya pal :b

 

[The King]

Who the fuck is this trolman ur talkign abut? Im the king bro, anyways so drunk right now and my driving tests tommorow i have a big crush on this girl who also has the same the sane driving instructor as me and she belongs to another man, damn why do i have all these feels for her? Anyways very drunk atm need atention, typing is hard.

 

[trolman]

Ey guess whos back?

 

[AIagremm]

Am I glad to see you Trol! The King was getting on my nerves with his life stories.

Also. IT BEGINS.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nano desu.

 

[trolman]

Yeah and i passed my driving test so even tough we live in the same building, I'll probably never see her again. We talked ALOT today, damn we have so much in common, i like her looks and her personality, to top it off it turned out shes religious too. Ofcourse her boyfriend is a complete douchbag who cheats on her and is an atheist and ofcourse she wants to stay with him.

Also job as a digger/slave is resuming next week, terrible i hate it, did i mention her boyfriend is fucking rich?

Basicly most people are very happy after they pass their tests but me? I FUCKING CRIED ! Damn thats so gay, but im still gonna tell you guys, because eh, why not? Damn i've never done it before over a girl, damn you penis.

So basicly listening to sad songs atm, gonna get drunk later :/

 

[Bernkastel]

I killed Alagremm. What's next?

 

[trolman]

Thats nice...

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't cry over the girl. You never had a chance anyway.

Heso demo kande shinjaeba?!

 

[trolman]

But what if I did?

 

[Bernkastel]

Then you should do something else than drink.

 

[trolman]

I drank too much yesterday and decided not to do it again tonight, still pritty sad, but i guess i'll get used to the backbreaking labor and forget about her, till then Im in hell...or am i not there all the time?

 

[Bernkastel]

If you are. I'll make sure to kick you out.

 

[trolman]

What? <:/

 

[Bernkastel]

You have no place in Hell.

 

[trolman]

lifes prity bad and im kinda failing at this beeing a christian thing

 

[Bernkastel]

You did well, my son.

 

[trolman]

What?

 

[Bernkastel]

What?

 

[trolman]

What are you talking about?

 

[Bernkastel]

About feiling at being a 'christian thing'?