The Daily Peon

[trolman]

noooo

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I have a pic that I made yesterday. Was waiting for someone to post after trol. Now I will not bale able to post it until Wednesday.

 

[AIagremm]

 

[Wolfe]

Who listens to Les Friction? D:

 

[trolman]

 

[VeljkoM]

I knew it, it is 4th reich!

 

[trolman]

 

[AIagremm]

Meh, it's quite good. I can travel to Lithuania without ever stopping on a border. Now, if only Lithuania also had the euro, I wouldn't need to change currency.

 

[trolman]

tell tleno to come back and visit us, its been over a year since he logged on

 

[VeljkoM]

Yes well it is harder for me to enter the Highborn zone that is EU zone. ANd I don't have speakers here so I can't listen to anything...

 

[AIagremm]

Well Croatia did it two days ago. Bosnia is so jealous right now.

 

[trolman]

EU master race. Get some cheap headphones?

 

[AIagremm]

And EU did fix all our broken roads...

 

[trolman]

They gave dad a job and give me an opertunity to run the hell out of balkanistan.

 

[VeljkoM]

You will never escape Balkanistan. Turks will overflow Balkan once again!

 

[trolman]

Let em have it?

 

[VeljkoM]

Never!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I'll take it if it resolves any issues

 

[VeljkoM]

But I want it.

 

[trolman]

Well i for one welcome our new centepide overlords

 

[Bernkastel]

EU... What poop.

 

[trolman]

no more eu, just centipedes

now extend your left arm against the screen

 

[AIagremm]

Tubular centipede, dude! Totally radical.

 

[trolman]

yep

 

[trolman]

hey guys, are you planning to go to sleep?

watch this video first:

 

[AIagremm]

Right in the uncanny valley.

 

[trolman]

did you too just watch vsause right now

 

[AIagremm]

I swear to sweet baby Jesus, Venture Bros is the best damn western animated series ever.

No, I am just educated enough to know what uncanny valley is.

 

[Wolfe]

Oh my God. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Italy should be in that cartoon with Grecia and Espana. D:

 

[trolman]

ey kidz, want to some apple?

 

[AIagremm]

This just in! Steve Jobbs confirmed to be Satan!

 

[AIagremm]

Also, the bus left the station and I'm coming to Vilnius... in 9 hours.

 

[VeljkoM]

When ever I see posts here I feel like I am in special absurd place.

shhh

 

[trolman]

Wtf 9 hours? Nigga das slow !

 

[AIagremm]

Good news everyone! I haven't killed Tleno yet.

 

[trolman]

How did your date go?

 

[AIagremm]

Oh it was wonderful. At first it was a bit frustrating, since Tleno talks so fast that he stumbles occasionally. But then I got used to it. Also, Im eating liquorice.

 

[trolman]

But will he come back to the hive, even for an occasional hi?

What did you two do and talk about?

Did you tell him to bleach his hair to black so im not freaked out he doesent look like the warcraft peasant?

Does liquorice have anything to do with liquor?

Come on spill the beans, stalker! I promise i'll awnser all of your questions when i meet someone from the group (tough luck of that happening, faggot lol swag# yolo# support israel#) !

 

[AIagremm]

Nope. Stuff. Nope. Not much, google it. Sure.

 

[trolman]

Why wont he come back?

Why doesent liquorice have anything to do with liquor?

Did you stand two heads above him and laugh like a retard.

Did he punch you because he used to go boxing.

oh wawd so many questions so little awnsers

 

[AIagremm]

He's not into WC3 anymore. Because liquor was made from liquorice but liquorice is way better. Nah, I hit my head on the bus cargo door. No, everybody was kung fu fighting. So many questions, so little users online.

Seriously, is there some kind of Internet Yolocaust going on? Why is everyone dead?

 

[trolman]

Still, he should visit just for old times sake. Do tell me more of what happened and I'll

a)post my funniest reaction picture from the reaction folder
b)have a theological-political-social debate with you
c)post nudes of my self (may or may not be same as awnser a)

What do you expect?

 

[Azsure]

Middle of geometry exam, busy busy.

 

[AIagremm]

erm, we talked bout shit. Then we had some tea. Then we watched some shit. Then we had tea gaain but with cake. And now... guess what... we're watchng shit.

 

[trolman]

Middle of geometry exam, busy busy.

But you can log in and say you're having an exam and that you're buisy?

So you mean youre actually with him right now, HEY TLENO HAI ITS ME TROLMAN HEY YOU SEEING THIS HELLO COME BACK AND VISIT! Anyways youre making this first dp irl meeting seem very boring and casual.

 

[AIagremm]

Hey there! It's me, Mari-- Tleno! I don't really have clue how can I have made it booring, I'm pretty sure I called enough swat guys to Stormwarrior's place to keep it exciting... oh wait, right, that guy never existed and never was DP sorry.
Anyways, yeah, you can ALWAYS find me on Steam or your local porn-- Starbound forums. Also, erm... well, you know, this isn't DP meeting, it's Team Transient meeting. If you think "But Tleno, how could you traitor such fine weirdos as us for some less weird weirdos?! Well think again, OUR PROGRAMMER WEARS TWO DIFFERENT SOCKS ALL THE TIME! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!".

Also, DP does not fulfill my quota for steampunk and megalomaniacal humorous comedy nowdays. Sorry, got high standarts, peeps.

 

[trolman]

>implying we actually do anything around here

Steam?I actually have that! F2P TFT2 woo-hoo, pritty good at it tought.

But wait a minute,how do i know you really are Tleno, infact how do i even know Alagremm just isnt pulling at home pulling a prank...TAKE A PICTURE TOGETHER, I WANT PROOF!

 

[trolman]

>implying im not a real stalker or that I still use skype (not really)
>implying i dont look like hippie satanist drug user

DP has gotton very serious now but basicly when its not active (300 days of the year) me and al basicly turn it into the random lulzers with an occasional cameo from some other user, you should really return, if just for the lulz.Yeees take a deep breath of nostalgia...infact why not go to the random lulzers thread right now?

 

[AIagremm]

Guess I have no time for RP anymore. Where Al has littl gaming time and sends more on internet, I am dedicating to gaming more thn internet. Also, I am already addicted to TV Tropes (thanks Al), some YT video channels (Thanks again Al) and... wait.. .why do I befriend Al again? Oh nevermind, anyways, you know, thanks for invite, but I am not sure if this DP is the DP I feel nostalgic about... and, really, no tech = no Tleno, that's a law.

 

[trolman]