The Daily Peon

[trolman]

The rip off social group dedicated to sucking admin dick and worshiping the false gods.

 

[AIagremm]

And that is...

 

[trolman]

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/group.php?groupid=713

You've really dealt me a great blow...

 

[Azsure]

I don't remember having a rule that only grants you permission to do one roleplay at a time.

 

[AIagremm]

1) 1,300 posts does not qualify as competition against 40,000 posts
2) Since when are social groups a contest?

 

[trolman]

1)They have 1300 posts in a bit over a month,while we're lucky if we can get 5 a day.This thread started in 2008.
2)They cellebrate fake holydays.
3)They outnumber us 10-1
4)First they stole Am now they're going to steal the rest of you.
5)Their group name is retareded, as far to my knowlage he does nothing in there but gets worshiped as a hero/leader.By that standard this group will become Mishalicious and we would all have to worship Misha.
6)Unlike all the other knock off groups this one will kill us.

There is only one thing that can be done. You've already infiltrated the group, now you must destroy it. The great peon in the sky demands it.

 

[AIagremm]

1) In the beginning DP also had a huge income of posts, but that disappears eventually.
2) And?
3) Oh my, 95 inactive members! I am terrified.
4) Am already quit the group, because he doesn't want to make up a new character for the roleplay
5) Kael was the owner and caretaker of the group the entire time, plus he was the one who ran all the contests. The name of the group always had something to do with the holiday being celebrated, but after the holidays ended Kael changed the name to Kaelicious as a joke.
6) How exactly is it a knock-off group? Tell me one thing that it has in common with DP, except for it being a social group.

 

[AIagremm]

Besides, we do not need any help in being dead, we are perfectly capable of that ourselves.

 

[trolman]

1) we must not be outmatched
2)fatguy in red clothes, rabbit with eggs and fat baby with a weapon to sum up all the stupidity
3)still more active then dp
4)exactly because of the other group
5)Oh yeah?Then howcome Berneskel is the leader then?
Atheists:1
Christians:0
6)People making their pics in WE based on a previous story, plus a thread where a somewhat unrelated rp is happening, sound familiar?
7)Naw when we kill them we will assimilate their esance and evolve to survive, just like in heart of the swarm.
8)You're suspiciously defendive on their part.

 

[AIagremm]

1) Whatever
2) Sure, holidays are stupid, but it makes people [somewhat] active.
3) Well duh. DP is dead like a decaying dog lying in the street next to an ol' saloon in Tennessee in the middle 'o July.
4) I meant that Am quit Kaelicious.
5) Because Bernkastel received the ownership yesterday? Duh.
6) Based on the story? What are you talking about? Those pictures are for the contest with the theme 'Tranquil Forest'.
And when exactly did DP have a text RP?
7) That game sucks.
8) No, I just do not enjoy you saying nonsense.

 

[trolman]

1) you have become courrupt as a leader, it seems i must hunt down Nichita and bring him back because he's the only one who can prevent and cure the damge you've caused and send you to the moon
2)stupid holidays make people stupid, they will thank me when that group is dead
3)noo dont say that
4)bastards, not only do they steal our players but they also kick them out after that!
5)But at what cost? <:|
6)Just like we had our themes! Attack of the Burning legion, assult on the icecrown glacier, remember?
7)Naw its actually pritty good, sure blizard cant write for shit anymore but maybe the ending will be good? Im currently at the mission where you have to assult Korhal, the Stukov part creeped me out.
8)So first you kill the dp now you're going to destroy me aswell?

 

[trolman]

also forgot to mention, the war thread was the text based rp part, wont edit cuz you're probably reading and replying as i type this

 

[AIagremm]

1) Okay, first of all, Nichita is horrible. And second, I think you watched too much MLP.
2) No argument here.
3) Oh come on, prove to me that DP is not dead.
4) Nah, he quit himself.
5) At okay cost. Now the RP is going to have rules and common sense.
6) Those weren't for contests, those were for roleplays.
7) Well yeah, gameplay is okay. No argument about writing though. And the ending is... somewhat disappointing. Still better then the original leaked ending.
8) I can't really destroy you using logic. At best cause a minor headache.

It was a roleplay for an extremely short time.

 

[trolman]

1)actually i was refering to portal 2 , i tought you would notice... instead you make conenctions to mlp, worrying
2)That is why that group must be destroyed
3)We're just going trough the el cid phase http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cid#Death
4)They made him quit
5)And you tell me you're not sellig out?
6)Well... the earliest posts were real news stories (before the actual rp started) That was a contest
7)Hmm im hoping kerrigan becomes human,gets married to jim,valerian rules dominion and he's a good guy, kerrigan and jim get married, have a baby, zerathul becoems king of the protoss, duran joins duran duran,zerg are now good too, co-excist with everyone, ued returns and takes over the sector
8)Sure thats what you want me to think
9)stillcounts.jpg

 

[AIagremm]

1) Oh my god, you're right... okay, I should stop visiting deviantArt and instead replay Portal 2.
3) Are you saying we'll revive DP and storm other groups?
4) Actually he just refused to change his backstory, which said that he is a magical orc from another dimension. You can imagine why we were against it, since the new roleplay is post-apocalyptic.
5) Not like I take part in it.
6) Yes, but the contests was terrain creation. There is no story to it at all.
7) My hope for Legacy of the Void: everybody loses, 'Amon' (lame name) and hybrids are about to kill the main characters, when suddenly... UED Main Fleet arrives! 5 minutes later practically all Hybrids are dead. All hail the United Earth Directorate!
8) *takes out Death Note*

 

[trolman]

1)Courruption, I say!
3)Im saying we must pretend we're alive untill victory is achived.
4)Its called racial discirmination.
5)For now, also other members of the family are courrupt.
6)See the 7th page of the thread, pics are gone but stories remain
7)But UED are space commies, and comunism is bad. Bad, bad, bad!
8)Today I woke up and discovered I have Stye, coinsidence?I THINK NOT!

 

[AIagremm]

Actually UED are more of just totalitarism. They don't seem to have anything socialistic, so they are just a totalitarian state.

What the hell is stye?

 

[trolman]

They banned Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stye

reply to teh rest of my posts ffs

 

[AIagremm]

Oh that crap. I had it too a few months ago. Annoying as hell.

And nah, we are done with that.

 

[trolman]

Hey wait, come back you cant go!

 

[AIagremm]

But it's sleep time.

 

[trolman]

I know im sleepy too but i cant just leave !

 

[Bernkastel]

4) You've got to be kidding me.

 

[Azsure]

My little shota did not wait for me in bed, *sigh* this will be one lonely night, again.

 

[trolman]

And why exactly cant he be a space orc from the future, you commie?

Azsure is this you?

 

[trolman]

What the hell, heart of the swram ending sucked !

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not a communist, nor can I approve something like a space orc. It's against the rules I've set.

 

[trolman]

You mean like this?

 

[Azsure]

Ewww, rounded-face fat pedo, no no, no.

 

[trolman]

Not yet, that is.

 

[Amargaard]

4) I can follow this conversation, you know..

 

[trolman]

We will forgive you if you come back.

 

[Amargaard]

Trol, the situation we talked about only got a lot worse since last time, and honestly there isn't much to come back to :l

 

[trolman]

Thats why we must assasianate all of the competition and assimilate their players.

 

[Azsure]

I don't bite off the clothes of a little boy, but judging your way to think, you have more of a child molester's mind than what you think I do.

 

[AIagremm]

What the hell, heart of the swram ending sucked !

Told you.

 

[trolman]

Just throw all that guilt on me, pedo.

You said it was better than the leaked but as far as i can remember it was pritty much the same.

 

[AIagremm]

Well at least in this case Kerrigan didn't say 'Now the zerg are free! They will go around the universe bringing joy and happiness!'

 

[trolman]

Yeah but she totaly trolled Rainor, We all know its going to be the protoss and probably Zerathul who are going to stop the bad guy. I mean i know her genetalia is all messed up but Jimmieh would turn her down! Storywise Wings of liberty can be forgotton because it changed nothing. :/

 

[AIagremm]

Storywise StaCraft, Brood War and Wings of Liberty can be forgotten.

 

[Azsure]

Just throw all that guilt on me

Look who's talking, and yeah I'm a pedo because I help him with his homework, teach him good manners, to become a better person, but I sleep with him, so I am dumed 4 lief.

 

[trolman]

someones getting real mad in here, chillax bro, im just messing with ya

event of the day: Because no one wanted to buy my vote, i voted for the socialist (communist) party becasue they own the town and thats what dad told me to do

 

[Azsure]

I love how I voted for the guy who won in my case.

 

[AIagremm]

Cool, socialist town.

 

[trolman]

No really, the socalists are the old communist party who used to run teh country for the past 44 years. Yea it is a commie town because on the nearby island was the concentration camp where non communist were killed.But im sure i've told that story before.

The last party that ruled but got kicked out after many protests were caught with 35000 fake votes, 10% of all yesterday.

 

[Azsure]

I really really hate that I can't touch DPA because it's in the hands of two other people...

 

[Amargaard]

I really really hate that I haven't heard from the project in.. what? years?

 

[trolman]

just making a post so this place doesent get dusty

 

[trolman]

 

[Azsure]

Am, don't make comparisions about this matter with me, the only one who has the right to whine about this is LK, since he's the only one who has worked in this map as much (if not more) as I did.

Also, this is the first time in my life I have ever wished my grandma to die. Not letting my neighbour sleep with me, just because she doesn't want to pay for the food he eats here when he comes. He literally goes to his own fucking house to eat then comes back, and also treatens me to call the kid's grandma and tell her that I don't teach him anything and instead I waste the time watching cartoons with him.

I have only watched one single fucking cartoon of 7 minutes with him, we have only watched the Cirque du Soleil which consists in artisians doing professional spectacles with melodic sang music that only encourages the mastering of skills. Not to mention I taught him good manners and the whole freaking abecedary. And how in the ¡BLOODY BLACK ABYSS AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE TIME TO DO HIS HOMEWORK WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ AND I HAVE A SHITSHORT OF TIME AT WEEKS AND ON WEEKENDS TO TEACH HIM BECAUSE I'M DOING MY OWN FUCKING HOMEWORK! I hope she dies, God, take her with thy already and may her stupid hag brain rests in peace.