The Daily Peon

[Amargaard]

This post never happened. Seriously.

 

[AIagremm]

You would.

 

[Amargaard]

Wat?

 

[trolman]

Whats all the mystery about?

 

[Amargaard]

I don't get it either

 

[trolman]

Now its really getting suspicious, im gonna do nothing about it.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, it's mostly about how active everyone is. I wish people would take a break from activity, they clearly are overworking themselves on DP.

 

[trolman]

ATM im torturing myself with doing math in TeX, i have lots of time to make pics but seeing how inactive everyone else is, i choose not to.

 

[AIagremm]

Pretty much the same. Considering how active everyone is, there is no point.

 

[trolman]

So is it time to throw the dirt?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, for now, let's wait.

 

[trolman]

Well world editor, see you next year !

Now back to last week's topic : hair . Why have short hair? Its so common and lame.

 

[trolman]

Exactly why you should keep it, i live in a small 6k town and most of the time when i walk down the street, people look like they're either going to fight me or run away. Thats why i was so amazed by the big town where no one cared about me.

Drying's not that hard you know, just get a towel or wait for it to dry naturaly, use a hairdryer if you want.

 

[trolman]

Its worth it. ^^

 

[Azsure]

My long hair is so cool I can sleep on a rock and my hair makes it as soft as a pillow.

 

[AIagremm]

My hair would just make the rock scratchy.

 

[Amargaard]

My hair makes the rock feel rocky.

 

[trolman]

My hair would catch fire because im metal.

 

[Misha]

say what?

 

[trolman]

rock and metal produce sparks

 

[trolman]

why is stalker so underrated?

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Today i realised that the dozen spiders in my room are actually keeping all the mosquitoes away. Good Guy Spider saves you from malaria.

 

[Misha]

lmao ala

 

[AIagremm]

I'm telling you, that phrase is the best way to meet new people.

 

[trolman]

I dreamed there were new pictures in here, i was wrong.

 

[AIagremm]

Your dreams betray you, old man.

 

[trolman]

I knew i wasnt PSY.

 

[trolman]

son (everyone), Im dissapoint...

 

[Misha]

you don't really know what a real disappointment is.. You're just bored as any of us

 

[trolman]

oh yes i am, this tiem for real

 

[AIagremm]

Oh boy, I have a white rep gem.

 

[trolman]

*sigh*

 

[AIagremm]

Good news, everyone! I have the highest user page visit count on the Hive Workshop!

 

[Amargaard]

What? Seriously? Where can you see the statistics of such things?

 

[AIagremm]

You can't. But Hell Master noted that I appearantly have the biggest number, so I checked around and appearantly I am. Even Ralle has 10'000 less pageviews than me.

 

[Amargaard]

That's pretty damn awzum :O

 

[trolman]

So arent you gonna thank us?

 

[AIagremm]

I want my Gremmy Award!

 

[trolman]

Hey wait a minute, Am you have more page visits than me ! *faints*

 

[AIagremm]

After the world was nice and humens had new city and happy because the Combines was gone and nobody was slave or sad. President Henry Freeman and people and animals and earth had peace and in the middle of new city was a statue that said "John Freeman Saver of Humens"

 

[Azsure]

Noooooo they blocked skype in my uni QQ

 

[AIagremm]

- Al! Skype has dead!
- Uni! You kill Skype?! I loved Skype like sun raise... uni, you will suffar!

 

[Legion_King]

Here the whole country's net is being reset every 20 sec or something, doesn't matter much as long as the final exams draw near.

 

[Azsure]

At least uni ends in the last days of June...

 

[trolman]

traitors >:[

 

[trolman]

no srsly you can come out now an admit your guilt

 

[AIagremm]

Don't you just love how active people are, Trol?

 

[trolman]

I love how the competition is beating the shit out of us with dozens of posts and pics a day and how you guys are helping them.

 

[AIagremm]

The competition?