The Daily Peon

[lord_ken]

Darn. Oh well, Tommorrow.

 

[AIagremm]

No. Hippies = core of OPness

Yes they can, I allow it! ^^
But seriously, 10000 years? If in 20 years you did this to Azeroth and other worlds, what will happen through these 10000 years before you go in space?

 

[trolman]

no U'r planet and its uber advancedness,safety and overpopulation=core of OPness

Pff that was just luck for 10 000 years the earth didnt change that much...

 

[AIagremm]

Right... lt me give you this straight:
100 hundred years ago earth was pretty much on the same technological level as dwarves are. In a hundred years Im pretty sure first colonies and bases on other plaents will already exist. So in Warcraft where technologies evolve even faster by some races it will begin even faster.

Well safety is mostly because of our diplomacy and armies, Ive never said it is completely impossible to attack Draenosh

Advanceness is because we think science is important and people are educated = science gets higher

Overpopulation? Says the guy with 5 million people

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, we have less people than you have and most of our people have higher lifespawn...

 

[trolman]

Defenetly not enough for the rest of the players thus you will be overpowerd and will alianete most players.(including me)

See?OP!No one spawns in your place and trys to destroy it.

Thats cuz their lives are safe on your planet and you have time for such things...

Yeah I do because I own 3/4 of azeroth -.- and its like 20 times bigger than draenorsh and to think that 70% of your population is orininaly from azeroth is kinda too much ya think?

 

[AIagremm]

Ok, I exagurated, because your 5'000'000 are too much for Azeroth.
I always said that its 700'000

 

[trolman]

wut kind of a shitty lorekeeper are you D:
700 000 was just Lordaeron...

 

[AIagremm]

Well if you get millions of people from nowhere why cant I?

The Triumvirate's population was actually 170 000 people, ok? I always had that number after I finished Draenosh, but then you got 5 000 000 from nowhere and I felt that my population is too small, thats why I made it bigger.

 

[trolman]

Well alot of creatures live in Kalimdor you know that -.- ?
And I need such a big number of people so that I can have a big army because every fucking week someone invades this dump and whants to destroy it and all my efford,you are safe on your world thats why you dont need such a big population...

 

[Amargaard]

Protectorate-numbers included Nerubians is about 1.000 I think... :-/

 

[AIagremm]

Mostly nerubians.

You said you had 5'000'000 even before you had anything to do with Kalidmor -.-

 

[trolman]

No I didnt 5 milion I said when I was asked by someone I forgot what and who but it was defenetly after I took over Kalimdor...

 

[Amargaard]

Yeah, Argost-ner'al is already bigger and more populated than Protectorate Headquarters!

 

[AIagremm]

Well personally I would say that my population is about 30'000, but that would be too small.

Amargaard you keep making one typo even in DP wikia. It is Argost-Ner'al. Both words have capital letter like Azjol-Nerub.

 

[chr2]

BRB. Getting some breakfast.

 

[trolman]

Well it is too small...

 

[Amargaard]

Oh, hope you corrected me in DPWIKI! <:O

And yours is too big! :O

 

[trolman]

Its too small,I mean cmon the empire is spread over 3/4 of azeroth!Go in wow and count all the creatures you see in my lands then comapre them to the 5 mil here...much much less...

 

[AIagremm]

I did, thats what i edited. Seriously trolman, in all of Azeroth there isnt so many intelligente beings as live in your empire.

 

[trolman]

Thats because the other 1/4 is Stormwind and Northrend,no one cool lives in Northrend and Stormwind was destroyed...

 

[Wolfe]

Soon to be revived, trol. Stormwind will be seen as a beacon of light through the shadows of tyranny and evil.

 

[trolman]

And thats why I plan building the great Trolmanian wall accros the border with Stormwind.

 

[AIagremm]

Hurray! But may we rename it to Arathor?

 

[Wolfe]

Trolman, who says that I will allow such construction to take place?

Alagremm, sure. Maybe not Arathor, though.

 

[trolman]

And who says I wont destroy the kingdom that stops me from doing what I want on my land?

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, your empire ends at the Thandol Span, the bridge between Southern EK and Nothern EK. Ironforge is your protectorate(lol), which means it is a country which is a bit independant, but is under your control and protection. You dont officialy control it, but it is yours. You can also make it a buffer state, which is a country that stands between two enemies to prevent conflicts.

 

[trolman]

Its mine and thats important,I conqured it because I saved Magni from the communists and I will not allow some snot nosed punk (not you al) to tell me what I can and cant do.

 

[AIagremm]

Well it is still ruled by Magni and your son, which means its a protectorate. Trust me, making it a buffer state will only benefit you, it will still be under your control.

 

[Misha]

.../facepalm ~_~'

 

[trolman]

Nope I fully control it and its part of the empire and Im gonna do whatever the hell I want to and with it.

 

[AIagremm]

Suit yourself, I gave you a piece of good advice...

Misha, what?

 

[Misha]

Trolman.. i swear you're gonna make me download jigrael's lightning elemental model, open WE, import all the heck of custom textures it has, assign it to a suitable unit, add some more stuff, and then really fry the arse of your "Garithos" model off.

 

[trolman]

Im just gonna build a big wall and have 0 contact with that guy.He should be glad Im letting him create that kingdom instead of taking it for myself -.-

Magic Proof armor Misha,even from Lightnings.

 

[Wolfe]

Don't worry, Misha. What goes around comes around.

And where do you propose this wall will be built? It'll be destroyed, and such materials used will be excavated for other constructions. Or I might keep it for myself as an "inner gate", similar to what the high elves had.

 

[trolman]

It will be build alongs the border between empire and your place,and if you try and stop it I'll declare a war on you

 

[Wolfe]

My border will eventually go into the Wetlands. You realize this, don't you?

Kul Tiras isn't yours too, is it? If not, diplomats will be sent immediately.

 

[Amargaard]

Actually there is no need of that wall... Mountains seperate Ironforge and Stormwind completely!

Only connected through Blackrock Mountain and Deeprun Tram - which is blocked by huge stones in the Stormwind part...

 

[trolman]

Were was wetlands?
My wife's father is the king of Kul Tiras so yes it is.Dont try to steal Jaina or Dalaran or Theramore or Kalimdor,you should have tought about your actions...

 

[Wolfe]

Wetlands is where the Thandol Span connects the north and southern parts of the continent.

And I did think about my actions. I plan to establish myself as a major player in Azeroth, whether you like it or not.

 

[trolman]

If you try to get them you will start a war you cant think.

Well maybe you shouldnt have left it in the first place,ever think of that punk?

 

[Wolfe]

Had I not left, you would have overrun Tyr'thalas. I was in a no-win situation.

If a war is what must be done to secure my place in the southern reaches of the world, a war it is.

 

[trolman]

Thats what you get for screwing with me thinking you can get away with it,no one does everyone pays sooner or later.

Im not talking about Stormwind,you can have that craphole Im talking that you'll get a war if you try to conqure any imerial lands and if you do than you're just too fucking greedy.

 

[Misha]

trolman, the mere fact that i make a picture (if i actually make it) is enough for me frying you to ash.

yeah.. imagine.. an overpowered knucklehead against another overpowered knucklehead.

 

[Wolfe]

Says the one that owns over half the world...

 

[trolman]

well I cant be killed that easy Misha...Im not some random critter with 15hp

Yes I own it because I have the right to!I guathered all my lands because I was attacked by their pervious owners,check the DP lore and you'll see its true.

 

[Wolfe]

Misha, just destroy a ship with him in it, then electrocute the water.

 

[trolman]

lame...

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman does have a point, though if I were him I wouldnt keep so many lands.

 

[Wolfe]

He owns over half the world, Alagremm. You heard him - he was going to go for all of the Eastern Kingdoms.

But regardless, I only want the southern lands. The Mechabutt Clan would be the only other player-controlled force in my lands.