The Daily Peon

[chr2]

YES! Denmark just won over Cameroon!!!!!

 

[Amargaard]

2-1 Rommedahl!!!

 

[VeljkoM]

Yay! Congratulations.

 

[lord_ken]

Why do you guys always play when I'm gone. :/ It makes me feel unwanted here.

 

[trolman]

bad luck...

 

[Azsure]

Indeed.

 

[trolman]

damn it I cant find the right size of a scroll picture to make one like VeljkoM and SW did

so how was the birthday?

 

[Azsure]

Well there isn't too much to expect for a 1 year old cousin's birthday. don't you have Photo Editor or Photoshot? they might help you about that problem.

 

[trolman]

he's one?

Nah I guess I'll write alot of text then now go to sleep so that you wake up earlyer and we can play more tonight

 

[Azsure]

Not he, but she... well as far as I know...
Well as soon as night doesn't mean midnight for me is ok since tomorrow I have to go to bed early since it's sunday.

 

[trolman]

oh...
so its not mightnight?But yesturday it was 9:40 for me while you said it was 12:30 for you now its 10:30 for me and you say its not 12:00 for you???WTF?Did you move into another country or something?

 

[Azsure]

I don't understand a fuck you're talking about Oo
Let's see, right now is 03:31 am and is 10:30 am for you so instad of 5 hours it's 7 more hours for you, that's all...

 

[trolman]

well I didnt understand your last message either

wait...so why are you staying up this late again?Go to sleep so you can wake up earlyer and we can play a little.

 

[Azsure]

Indeed, I'm just bored with my free time
I will set my alarm the most higher ringtone as posible to awake earlyer, good twilight I think.

 

[trolman]

fken noon

 

[lord_ken]

I'm bored... :/

 

[Amargaard]

I'm f*ckin' tired that I can't shut down my f*ckin' computer without ruining my f*ckin' Windows...

 

[trolman]

dont shut it down then and summon the nerdz to fix it

 

[Amargaard]

I don't have enough mana yet to summon them...

 

[lord_ken]

Get brilliance aura. :/

 

[Amargaard]

Sadly that's not part of my abbilities :-/

 

[trolman]

call an archmage

 

[Tleno]

Sadly that's not a hero of his race...


Buy a mana potion.

 

[trolman]

Find a fountain,hire an Obstian Statue.

 

[Amargaard]

Lulz xD ... Well, I'll try doing something soon ...

 

[chr2]

Swear loyalty to Ik'tecomp... and kill a hundred innocent people! MUAHAHA!
How it helps? Ehh... with what?

 

[trolman]

Swear loyalty to me and work for me till the rest of your life,when you die you will be sent to heaven were all my followers go and there your pc will never die,your glass will never be empty of Rakia and your dick will always be in a pussy.
Worship Trolman as a god,today.

 

[Tleno]

Your heaven is gay, Trolman.
Chuck Noris and Ctulhu offer you much better heavens... plus Trol Heaven is destroyed! Muahahaha, it was imaginated just like Trol Jesus, so it can't exist without him and he's trapped! Muahaha!

 

[trolman]

No it aint.

And that was Trol heaven this is Empire heaven its diffrent,the old one was sentered around Jesus Trol the new one around me.

 

[Tleno]

Still your heaven sucks. My people enjoy good life without dying, they enjoy good life today!

 

[trolman]

pff sooner or later everybody dies,your people will just fade away for beeing non belivers

 

[VeljkoM]

Good thing I have my religion.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Religon? Yuck! In the words of the seer Ul'Tomon, "Religion makes as much sense as a fly caught in a web worshiping the spider who is about to devour him".

 

[trolman]

See it makes plenty of sence.

 

[StormWarriors2]

I have a Religion center around the God of light.

 

[trolman]

yeah thats me

 

[VeljkoM]

Holy Light religion in warcraft doesn't have "god" at all -.-

But that is a real religion.

 

[trolman]

it does now >

 

[VeljkoM]

No that is Trolman religion -.-

 

[StormWarriors2]

Your God of Neon light. Light God is nothing that is comparble to you. We believe in a differnet type of god that exists only for one reason. For Balance. Basically he is more of a God of Life.

 

[VeljkoM]

Red Dragons will be pissed at you. Oh and you both know that titans are creators of us all.

 

[trolman]

Nope I created the titans then 29 years ago I came to azeroth to save it from evil.

 

[StormWarriors2]

He is beyond mortal Comparission. Look at diablo lore. Thats what we Worship. We worship Angels basically not some iduiot Demigod. No Offense.

 

[VeljkoM]

They existed billions years ago? Unless you are an Old God you can't be older.

Diablo? That is Sargeras Avatar and he is titan. Or you mean Diablo the separate game from Warcraft? And there are no angels in warcraft. Na'aru are close to them.

 

[trolman]

I am a true god but it seems non of you belive me,you will all burn in hell...sad.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sorry but Titans are real. Ask the chosen girl that will bring Judgment day. Then all those who don't worship titans will die...Or we''ll kill them, that works too.

 

[trolman]

Yeah I created Titans to do my dirty work but then some of them got crazy while the other ones got too arrogant so I decided to destroy them the most humiliating way,by going into the mortal world as a mortal and defeat them with mortals,I mean cmon how good is that?Also how do you think I managed to get back from the dead five times?

 

[VeljkoM]

So thats why you can't get corrupted. You are an Old God already.

 

[trolman]

Old Gods were my first creations,as you can see they werent really good,thats why I made the titans in version two,their mission was to fix my mess and destroy the first creations but they took too long and I decided clean both the firts and second creation,the mortals on the other hand I like and I decided to give them the chance to be the ultimate creation.

 

[Amargaard]

I don't like the fact that you wanna be praised as a God, Trolman... To be a Demi God was little Overpowered, but to be a God is completely unacceptably overpowered! D: