The Daily Peon

[AIagremm]

False Dimitry! :O
Iilth vwah, uhn'agth fhssh za!

 

[lord_ken]

The universe shall burn with the laughter of your tormentors. False emperor.

Hahahaha!!! >

 

[trolman]

the universe burns in my laughter of your pittiful threats,bandit scum.

 

[lord_ken]

I was just letting it out. I really needed that. >

 

[trolman]

Well continue then scum,the people will never follow you,you cant even gain control of your bandit minions.

 

[lord_ken]

And yet you foresee that your people recieve no education just so you can rule them easily. Is that truly the stats of a True Emperor?

 

[trolman]

Yes,but I have a reason for that,dumb people have more kids and from all the wars alot of people died,I need to repopulate all of the races of the empire,then build thame the wild land of Kalimdor so that the people have a good living standart and finaly then give education to the majour population.

 

[lord_ken]

Wouldn't it be faster to have good living standards if you educate them? By the way where do you get resources to sustain the health and keep your people in comfort?

 

[trolman]

yes but if they get too smart they might try to overthrow me,i have to balance everything,so its good for them and me.

Resources are guathered from mines in most of which people like you (bandits) work they dont get payed because thats like jail.I also gain money from tax and do manage to keep my people in comfort buy giving them grand gladiatior or jouster maches to watch,there are also some theaters and a few univercitys.

 

[lord_ken]

Yeah, I know how that feels. In Order of Elders people usually tried to overthrow Hellion, even though he stopped all wars by conquering the planet.

It's a good thing people have already discovered new dimensions. If they didn't your rule would end soon, even if the people aren't educated they'd always protest if they lack resources. And protesting leads to one thing to another.

 

[trolman]

Nah democracy is evil,feudalisum for the win!
But i think Im done with my conquring days,I time for the empire to prosper.

 

[chr2]

Fucking fuck shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

 

[trolman]

What?What what!?!?!?

 

[chr2]

I spent so fucking much time creating a pic, but I forgot to save! Then it fucking says "World Editor has stopped working." Last time I saved was when I created that fucking picture of the army. The first one. The anger made me throw my very expensive headset on the floor, destroying it. I hate fucking everything at the moment...

 

[trolman]

wth why would it say that?
Lol dude...thats not the right way to express your anger,you should free it by activating a berserc freny and punch the shit out of your pillow,you dont hurt your hands,you dont hurt your philow and you feel better after it...you sould atleast try to destroy cheaper stuff

 

[chr2]

I did punch the shit out of my pillow... just after I threw my headset... Fucking hell. It's not that I can't afford a new one, but if I keep destroying my stuff, I'll never get a never computer... And I'm too lazy to buy a new one...

 

[trolman]

sux to be U lol! >

then punch the wall and break your hand

So...hows the northrend invasion going?(i feel like talking onDP topic)

 

[chr2]

It sure fucking does... The worst part is that die to my superbrain, I can even explain why I act like I do...

I did that too... After I hit the pillow... Though my hand didn't break...

Well, a minute ago I was just about to kill Thorim, and I had even prepared the pic where I talk with Yogg-Saron. Now, I've just won the war...

 

[trolman]

ah then you are on the path to insanity...just like I was once...

That means you didnt hit it hard enough or that you live in a madhouse-soft walls

you mean the battle

 

[chr2]

Once?

Not hard enough, I'm not stupid enough to break my hand...

Yes, the battle... -.-

 

[trolman]

Becuase once you're there you dont come back.Unless you get help.

Then you werent angry enough.

And SW will probably stop you.

 

[chr2]

Lol... Nah, I'm just authistic. Since I did not plan for this to happen, I got struck by some emotional enrage thingy... Only lasts for a few minutes though...

I weren't angry enough? I broke my fucking headset!

Lol. He won't stand a chance...

 

[trolman]

Thats just start...

but not enough to break your hand and headset

but SW is my ally,and allies stick together...

 

[AIagremm]

I thought he was your ally.

 

[trolman]

was?Why was?We never broke our alliance.

 

[chr2]

Thank you for your empathy... I think I'll go outside and hang myself... Goodbye.

 

[trolman]

you really do sound depressing mr.screw you

 

[AIagremm]

You said that he is betrayer and that you decalre war on him. That is what you called never breaking?

 

[trolman]

and thats why im not gonna help him now > but we did have an alliance altough nothing really was done...and I usually give people a second or bigger chance

 

[Azsure]

Poor chr2, he won't be able to cheat in a test with his headset anymore D:

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolman declares wars and truces when he feels like it. How many times he change opinion about Triumvirate?

 

[AIagremm]

4 if I recall.

 

[VeljkoM]

I think it is 5.

 

[chr2]

Okay, I have 3 pics ready now...

 

[Amargaard]

Three!?!? :O

 

[chr2]

Yup, 3. Could make it four... or even 5...

 

[trolman]

thats because of my random mind and the fact that im not someone that hates people for long

 

[AIagremm]

Except me >>

 

[trolman]

exept for you what?I usually dont count you as an enemy

 

[AIagremm]

Exactly. Usually. Usually is usually once a month.

 

[trolman]

oh cmon cut me some slack ok?You betrayed me sevral times and whant to destroy my empire,but I will probably start not counting you as my enemy as soon as my son marryes your daughter,also he's been really sad about her and the maids keep complaining they have hernias from carrying all his empty rakia bottles,yes all my children are possible alcoholics and drug addicts.

 

[AIagremm]

You are right! Calliope should find him and beat him out of alcoholism! Our family just hates alcohol.

 

[trolman]

Well get on it!Cuz he slowly drinks away his life...

 

[AIagremm]

Right... well you will probably dislike the way they'll get reunited...

 

[trolman]

...hows that gonna happen?

 

[AIagremm]

Ill gvie you a hint. Vel will hate me for that.

 

[trolman]

you will somehow sabotage his plot?

 

[AIagremm]

No... think...

 

[chr2]

You will take Ronnie to dreamworld?

 

[AIagremm]

No... think further