The Daily Peon

[trolman]

Gah me smash tiny spiders >

 

[AIagremm]

Aha! Finally I revealed you! You are an ogre!

Everybody knows that only ogres say "Me smash tiny spider" to nerubians! Dwarf Campiagn FTW! Seize him!

 

[trolman]

Oh-O!Me in trouble!

 

[chr2]

Behold, the ogre, trolman!

 

[trolman]

actually im not an ogre and Im a genious

 

[chr2]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Lol! For a moment there I thought you were serious

 

[trolman]

ogres arent really a cool thing to bee,theyre a good enemy tough.I prefer beeing a human on a horse with magical black armor that rules 3/4 of the surface world,have a beautiful wife and 4 children,way better than a stupid fat ogre.

 

[chr2]

Sure... But genius?

 

[trolman]

well im smart but I pretend to be stupid,you might say yeah right but notice how smart I am while it comes to replying to other important comments,and the inferstructure of my empire,but when I preted im stupid its funner.

 

[chr2]

But you cheat in tests?

 

[trolman]

That is because I am too lazy to study and remember,just like I have a test tommrow about a subject I dont care for and this is the first and only year i study it,I will cheat so I dont have to study,plus succesfuly cheating gives you a thrill.

 

[chr2]

Cheating is bad... no matter what. You learn a lot more by studying. And I bet you'd feel a lot better if you passed a test without cheating!

 

[trolman]

see before I cracked I was your pritty avarage nerd,i liked school i had respect for teachers and morale,sometimes later I cracked and well...became what I am today,i am random and rude,and I usually dont give a fuck.I would feel better if I succesfully cheated because I would know I didnt waste any time studying.But maybe theres a little truth behind your words...

 

[chr2]

There always is. People call me: The-one-who-has-truth-behind-his-words or something like that...

 

[VeljkoM]

It is to risky to use cheating and you have no idea what you have done in the end. I refer to study.

 

[trolman]

no theres not!This is just a moment of luck you had when your random bullshit actually made sence!You shouldnt have wasted it on this tough,you could have won the lottery or Camilla's heart but noo you had to waste it on talking to me sucka >

 

[chr2]

Damn you, trolman! Damn you!

 

[Azsure]

Cheat is bad only if the test is about something important like Math, your lenguage, History and maybe a little of Psichology (just in case you're insane), and Ethic (for the ones who doesn't use common sence) or Geography or... well I think the rest is not important if you aren't gonna follow a career about one of them.

I'm so happy, I'm 100% sure I will get a 5 in Chemistry for have studied like ever and I didn't cheated. And when the exam finished, my friends were all depressed even when I helped them during the test but it wasn't enough, also almost all the girls were consoling themselves and crying because the teacher took away their tests for being caught cheating.

Still, I'm not a nerd, but I'm happy I've murdered the exam lol.

 

[lord_ken]

You what!?!

 

[StormWarriors2]

You raped a packet of paper :O

 

[Azsure]

Well it's better than get murdered by it.

 

[trolman]

good for you,but im still gonna cheat at this subject because Im lazy to study and its not an important one

 

[chr2]

I will now summon a picture! Made by VeljkoM!

 

[Tleno]

I summon it first!

 

[chr2]

No! I did! I said it first! I have the super-awesome-summoning-powers!

 

[VeljkoM]

Damn you summoner.

 

[lord_ken]

! I summon a picture! With 1900 attack and defense!





<.< Yes I do play that game.

 

[chr2]

Maybe I should summon reinforcements while Loken keeps the army distracted?

 

[VeljkoM]

You activated my trap picture Chr2! All your bases are now belong to us!

 

[lord_ken]

Trap picture activate! Your trap picture needs more pylons to activate! >

 

[Tleno]

Hey, lord_ken plays Yu-Gi-Oh! He should tottally teach Old gods how to do that!

 

[chr2]

Well, I'll summon a new picture in a sec, and then fuse it with another picture, to create: Super picture! 3000 ATK, 2500 DEF!

 

[VeljkoM]

I activate my quick spell card picture. It stops your fusion.

 

[lord_ken]

?!?

The super picture has the same attk and def of Blue Eyes White Dragon!! *GASP*

 

[chr2]

But I counter your spell picture with another spell picture!

Exactly, ken And I know that's a good card.

 

[lord_ken]

Spell pictures can't be activated if its the opponents turn! Hahahaha!

( Unless its quick-play )

 

[VeljkoM]

Trap cards can. Or some special effects? It is actually fun game if you remove anime part.

 

[Tleno]

Huahahaha! I summon HAAX warrior, the most cheaty unit ever! He removes all trap cards and spell cards and can dirrectly attack the enemy!

 

[AIagremm]

What... the... ****?

The hell are you doing? Oo

 

[Tleno]

I?

I'm trying to stop this Yu-Gi-Oh mania with my abuseable disbalance.

 

[Azsure]

Nahi, it's funny. I summon... Leviathan! with an invoke spell card, he had's 5000 ATK and DEF and is inmune of any trap and magic card, attack twise in a single turn and all the damage he made is translated to my Life Points! I've win! >

 

[chr2]

No, cause I summon a new pic now!

 

[Azsure]

You activated my trap! Moonlight Power! for every time you spam you lose 500 points. So, that means that you lose like.... 1000000 already.

Ah finally... a pic.

 

[AIagremm]

So... Wazzup?

 

[trolman]

playing cs with Vel...

 

[AIagremm]

And I am helping the new Draenosh sensation Weird Al Gremmovic write his new song - Draenei Paradise.

 

[chr2]

Cool. Can I join CS (if it's source)

Al, you really started to like Weird Al Yankovic, after we told you about him?

 

[AIagremm]

What can I say? He is weird. And all three of his names are linked with me.

 

[chr2]

Also Yankovic?

 

[AIagremm]

Yes >>