The Daily Peon

[Evillizard]

/failpalm

 

[AIagremm]

/laughing out loud

 

[Evillizard]

/laughing my ass off

 

[AIagremm]

/laughing my brains out loud

Ok enough spam, chop-chop we have trolmans to find and undeads to defeat.

 

[Evillizard]

Yus.

 

[trolman]

bumb no one's posting anything

 

[AIagremm]

You;re supposed to be gone. And will you be found yourself or will we need to find you?

 

[trolman]

I found a laptop in the woods so i can post,aloso someone needs to find me cause im woulnded.

 

[Evillizard]

I guess I'll try to find you.

 

[trolman]

Remember!My color is black/natural hostile and there should be some soldiers two.

 

[Evillizard]

Hmm kay. Mabye, you're held hostage?

 

[trolman]

No im lost somewhere in teh plague woods (use teh dalaran ruins tileset).

 

[AIagremm]

Teh Hallelujah Islands will soon attack teh undead.

 

[trolman]

Ok but know that teh second undead forces coming towards the empire are the dreadlords (dark green)theyre in war with the death knight legion (orange) so you could use that as an advantage.In a battle the dreadlords would win,because they have much more troops cuz most of the legions army died in the war with the empire.

 

[Tleno]

Well, we will still win since undeads don't have anti-air missles... or maybe they do have?

Hippiezard, grab this trolman tracker I've got, just don't touch the small purple button or you won't have anyone left to find... its the misslle activator button...

 

[trolman]

They would just send a kamikadze gargoyle who will crash himself into the rocket and destroying it.

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm.... can it crush into droppships too?

 

[trolman]

yup....

 

[Tleno]

We're doomed... well, I'm not gonna go on expedition by myself, but I'll join anyone of you who are gonna make their own expedition...

 

[trolman]

What expedition?

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno, are you going to use a helicopter, erg, I mena gyrocopter?

 

[Tleno]

No, I'm not but I could fly with you if would prepare an expedition to save trolman on my prototype Boing 747, erg, Gyroboing 474.

 

[trolman]

no need

 

[trolman]

But we can still find Veljkom,he's missing.

 

[Evillizard]

I'll come to help you with the capital

 

[Dragonson]

Peon v2.5

 

[Evillizard]

lol.

 

[VeljkoM]

Darn internet expired on Saturday.

 

[AIagremm]

The bird is the word!

 

[trolman]

Not again.

 

[Tleno]

What he said.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Is this a newspaper? coz would be cool to have proper stories about the world in Warcraft! either way it's a kl name!

 

[trolman]

A duh' notice all the pictures and milions of posts?

 

[AIagremm]

World of Warcraft will only be laughed at in Daily Peon!!!

But Azerorthian news are our profile!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh i didnt mean world of warcraft! I meant Azerorthian (even though i didn't think to call it that), and i didnt notice the pictures! =p

 

[AIagremm]

Well Draenorian news are also made.

 

[trolman]

Rly theres like a bilion of them.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Yh, i looked at the group before i joined and i tried looking at the pictures but wouldn't let me. i joined then i must have forgot to look back at the pictures!

 

[trolman]

Someone post something.

 

[trolman]

Im sooo bored....
Someone give me an idea on what to report... >:|

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh i have an Idea! Night elves are beating unemployment- they are hireing the blind as prison wardens =P

 

[trolman]

Nah,it has to be related to the war.(go and read the thred and check out the pics till you get the idea)

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

oh ok, will do

 

[trolman]

Any Ideas?
Also you should join the war.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

i just thinking would you say spiders are related to nerubians??

 

[AIagremm]

No, they're not. Nerubians are descendants of Aqir, who were insectoid humanoid.
Spiders or arachnathid on the other hand have no relation to them.

 

[trolman]

I away tought they're cousins to the spiders,but much stronger and smarter.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, that would has been much better.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

I been looking at this thing about nerubians(to get some background on em) and it keeps refering to them as spiders!

Do you reacon they are related to Silithid then?

 

[AIagremm]

They are named spiders usually, though if you look closely, you will see that they look like ants, rather then spiders.
Silithid is actually stupid WoW lore(How I hate the whole silithid thing!) that as a lorekeeper I must keep. Plus its the lore of original WoW so it is twice sucking!