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[AIagremm]

No idea.

 

[trolman]

And what about that report about Exarch Alagremm and the draenei Keleesa was it?

 

[AIagremm]

Well first I will make a small 10 page comic called Rise of the Triumvirate, describing what happened between the two comixes(cretion of T., attackso n trolmania, lots of new guys, creation of TlenoTech, war with the Lich King)

 

[trolman]

Hey you didnt awnser mah question!And you dont really need to do that.

 

[AIagremm]

Ill make it, sheesh!

Well if I will ever want to release my comic to "the masses" I need to explain how in the end of the first comic I am a paladin with a gang and in the next one I am a leader of a very powerful force that even has its own planet.

 

[trolman]

I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.

WTF yeah how did that happen anyways?First it was just the 2 of you and then you got some cool flying town.

And dont forget 'bouth us casue I can assure you we havent forgot about you.

 

[AIagremm]

I didnt understand half of your post, but now I am even more sure that I should close the Twilight Portal for some time.

 

[trolman]

Im quoting GTA VC.
Just dont take all teh credit to your self ya hear?

 

[trolman]

I was talking about the second comic,between the old and the new one.Becase not olnly you did that war
And know that i might not join the war for the start (or all ).

 

[Tleno]

*Takes a look at script*
Hmmm... you should change that part with me kissing you boots. And you could aslo hire Paris Hilton for my wife's role.

 

[AIagremm]

Of course.

 

[AIagremm]

*Tleno's wife slaps him*

Na'vi! Ha!

 

[trolman]

Hmm maybe i should take a look at it too.
*Looks at the script,father Max comes and looks at it too,after reading it he wispers something into Trolmans ear*
Oh yeah you should remove that part about the dead hookers and father Max,thats a secret I cover up so i can have the support of the church.

 

[Tleno]

Okay, enough Na'vi talk or I'm gonna call communists. Again.
Oh, but are you still gonna make allousions to movie and other stuff, like smoke monster and Kael in a prison?
Hey, I can be like a journarlist and ask you few questions to make a daily peon article!
Mr. Alagremm, your last movie(comics) was fantastic! There are rumors that you're gonna make a sequel about the wonderfull world of Dailypeonia. Is that someway related to you planing to win a Machinima Oscar becauce other Oscars were taken by Cameron?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Why yes, journalist I have never seen before! *wink* I am making a new comic. In it we will see a group of humans whos space ship has fallen on a plane called Pandora. There they will soon find out about a smoke monster and a group of blue natives known as the Others, but they call themseäves Na'vi. They will go through many thins, even teleporting the planet in time! Also, the planet is not only called Pandora it is also called... the Planet!

 

[Tleno]

J: So the rumors are true? You are gonna do everything acording a book you wrote? So survivors are gonna find a buker that will explode and will turn one of survivors name Lock into Other one and will become their leader by helping their current one, called B'n Lynus who'll travel back in time to stop Hitler?!
Oh, and is that a true that you are also gonna make a hisotrical movie about the death of Evilzard, one of hippie leaders?

 

[AIagremm]

A: Oh, that! This is just one of my small projects. I will make it to place the easter eggs about Lostatar in it!

 

[Tleno]

J: Wow. And are the rummors that you love Tiri are true? Thank you, that was Peon J. See, you next time, mr. Cameron Alagremm!

 

[AIagremm]

A: Good day!

Wazzup!

 

[trolman]

WAIT WHAT!?!?!?ARE THEY ALAGREMM?!?! >

 

[AIagremm]

Wha? Didnt see that part. NO!
You're a sneaky devil Tleno!

 

[trolman]

Right......My spies will keep an eye out for this....whops guess i shouldnt have told you I have spies in the triumvirate....

 

[AIagremm]

Dont worry, I have spies on your spie... darn!

 

[trolman]

I think i know who....

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Why does everyone have spys? Is there no trust? And if you have spys in Azjol-nerub, then tell them to watch out because Anub'arak has put a sign up saying:

Trespassers will be shot.
Survivours will be shot again!

I'm not sure how he will shoot though!

 

[trolman]

Heh GTA quote

 

[Azeroc]

Good: Peon has pickaxe.
Bad: It has pierced in peon.
Very bad: Piercing place is between legs.

 

[trolman]

Wut?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Haha, you have made me chuckle twice today!

 

[Tleno]

So nobody is gonna give an interwiew to uncle Tleno? Then I'm gonna send Mr. Peon Jay S. to have an interwiew with Trolman!
J.: Sir. Emperor Trolman, how are you gonna fight with rising cookie prices?

 

[trolman]

A:Well simple peon,im going to set a price on the cookies of 1.50 bronze coins and who ever dares to sell them higher will get killed.

 

[Tleno]

J.: But sir, isn't thats not too high for such an immportant resource as cookies? Some people might not afford to buy it and will start a revolution becauce their happiness will be -10!

 

[trolman]

T:I said that 1.50 bronze coins for a kilogram which is alot of cockies at a fair prise.And if they get too sad i can aways build some statues fountains and gardens for them to be happy.Next question please.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Okay, now this is a classical question which we ask to everyone from now on. Are you a gay?!

 

[trolman]

T:No Im not.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Ah, and that all you can say? No funny jokes about gays?! I'm goin' out of here, you, sir, are not awesome! (And you won't get a cookie)

 

[dead-man-walking]

Aaah. So, Trolman is not a gay, eh?

 

[Tleno]

No he's not. But he's booring!

 

[trolman]

T:Yeah im not gay,i hate gays,theyre permanently Ill in the brain so it would be better if they die.Now get me another question damn it.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Do you know that you've just got an addiction to my questions?

 

[trolman]

T:Hmm guess i do.Now ask something.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Thats not an answer! Mr. Trolman, is that true that you're the only uneducuated human emperor in Azeroth?!

 

[trolman]

T:Well.....YES ITS TURE!But im working on it.Ive pased footman school,kida failed Knight school but i was perfect for Dark Knight School so i became one.And you must rule a country with an iron fist.Peasants whant more money for food?Send the army to kill them all and burn that village!Plus knowage never did anyone good.What happened to Aditodabla bla bla that archmage guy who was in charge of Dalaran?He died thats what.What happened to Jaina?She was left both by arthas,kael,me and a ton of other guys,howcome shes still single eh?Thats becase too much knowage is never good.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Jerk... ...Okay! So, what are your current promisses to your people? Are you gonna reform the feudal system to get -5 corruption bonus? Or maybe you are gonna build more income buildings to ensure that you'll be able to spend more money... for whatever you do? Or maybe you are gonna try to achieve a bonus for an army?!

 

[trolman]

T:Hey lets not make it personal....anyways back to your question....um peon.Maybe I'll do a slight change in the feudal system but it isnt going away soon.Currently my goal is to rebuild the once great nation of Lordaeron.Altough there are no more undead and blight this country is filled with neutral hostile creeps who cary items,books,potions and resources with them.Apperently these creatures dont want to nagociate so i have orderd that the people of the Trolman Empire are allowed to kill creeps but olnly if they give the goods to the empire were they were stolen from.That way i fight crime and get money for the empire,but still alot of villages need to be rebuild and the whole country is a mess right now and we need all the help we can get,so peons with good hearths out there,please call 555-evilempire and donate today.

 

[Tleno]

J.: Thank you. Today we were talking to Trolman, tommorow we will talk to someone else in the "Disscusion with Jay S.". Have a good day, mr. Trolman!

 

[trolman]

T:Nice to be on your show,thank you Jay and god bless the empire

 

[Tleno]

J.: Hey, you have to pay 80 wood pieces to advertise on my show!

 

[trolman]

T:What I didnt advertise?And why wood?

 

[Tleno]

J.: Well you asked for charity and said god blast the empire you know... and I need to build an orc burrow...