The Daily Peon

[Misha]

Hmm.. Soo it seems, i'm back..

Next time don't post nonsense, hippie >:/

 

[Evillizard]

*backs away*
Misha: further.
*backs away more*
Misha: further...
*Backs away a few yards mroe*
Misha: Actually, nevermind that, just go run off to canada.

I'm happy that you're back.

 

[Misha]

so.. did anything happen here while i was.. "away"?

 

[Evillizard]

The war ended. Alagremm knew wut he was duin. Also takak invaded us with an army of Grouse.

 

[takakenji]

i've pulled back and now i welcome all visitors to grouseland, we also cleaned up that nasty volcano thing i made

we grouse are just misunderstood, we have no intetion of harm

 

[Evillizard]

Give peace a chance.
Anyway, if you don't fight, then there is no war. Who is left to fight if there is no Grouse, hippys, Humans, or Draenei fighting? OMG.
I just came up with 4 races!
Someone should make a mod of that.

 

[trolman]

Oh no,the war continues,but now its just me and you green boy.

 

[Evillizard]

Give
peace
a
chancccee

*enlarges the shield around all of the forests*

 

[trolman]

no no you must pay for your crimes

 

[Evillizard]

Of course you are... you are whatevvverrr you want tooo beee
What crimes have I made? You know, EXCEPT for smoking pot?
I did kill those bandits for you...

 

[AIagremm]

So, you're a purple peon... actually I just understood that there are no peons in this group.

 

[trolman]

LOL Alagremm and tleno's purple cola has some side effects 8O

 

[Evillizard]

cola causes cancer.

 

[AIagremm]

Right! xD
Well tleno closed the Purple Cola factory because we found out it didnt only color plants.

 

[trolman]

What crimes you did?
Ok here's the list:
Smoking pot.
Killing the bandits at the ruined capital,witch was my army's job.Now go and tell little timmy he's going to live on the streets cuz his dad got fierd from the army cuz there's peace.
Turning a lot of trees into treants witch makes them useless cuz you cant use their wood.
Beeing an Ahole who made Misha quit the DP.(olnly i can doo that)
Beeing a hippie who joined the war (what hippie does that?).
Beeing a hippie in general.
Having green hair.
Acting like a newb.
This is enought to keep you locked away for life.

 

[Azsure]

Well, that's true, anybody is a peon because peons are slaves.

 

[AIagremm]

But what did emo-chick do? She's almost innocent, except leading his army and being an emo... ergh, forget what I said, she is now on my wanted list.

 

[AIagremm]

Azsure thats a nice additute you have.

It seems that tourism is becoming a very good income source.
I may even upgrade the city and make it stronger. I am now excepting offers on creating embassies and new islands.

 

[trolman]

Well yeah,she lead the army and is an emo.
They will be in the same cage with the B-sexsuial ogre who will rape em every day.Also Evil will be happy shes with him and not cheating him with some ghoul.

 

[Evillizard]

Well... trolman *cough hitler cough* Peace is enough to keep me free forever
Again... shield... you can't get through.
My master plan is nearly complete.
*pitlord laugh*

 

[trolman]

Well jews are humans so i dont have anything about them bob.And whats that shield of yours?

 

[Misha]

*little burn-bolt to Trolman*
Don't be speakin' nonsense about what you can do. don't make the group hilarious as hippie did.

 

[AIagremm]

Misha, what do you think about my new capital?

 

[trolman]

And to think i stuck up for you againts the hippie :|

 

[AIagremm]

Huh?

 

[trolman]

no not you

 

[Evillizard]

He was speaking to misha.
My master plan... is coming together.. perfectly...

 

[trolman]

We'll see about that...

 

[Evillizard]

You have no idea what it is. :3
I shall be free forever! As long as peace prevails, I shall reign!

 

[AIagremm]

Dont tell me. You're going to make a flying forest.

 

[Evillizard]

What? No... organic boats.
Oh, you mean my master plan?
The new era of peace shall begin... soon.

 

[AIagremm]

You're going to spread weed smoke in the atmosphere?

 

[Evillizard]

I like to share peace, but all the weed is mine. MINE.

 

[Evillizard]

installing.... God damnit, master plans take way to long to install.

 

[Misha]

lol.. installing plans :3

 

[Evillizard]

I fried too many brain cells smoking pot to make my own..

 

[trolman]

I just remembered your secret....you are a wispeon

 

[Evillizard]

Err... that's a SMALL part of it... but not even close.

 

[Evillizard]

I don't know when my master plan will be done (It's coming together though)... so stop asking

 

[trolman]

No need to advertise.

 

[Evillizard]

o.o
0.0
o.0
O.0

0.o

 

[trolman]

Do you know how much you look like a noob doing this?

 

[AIagremm]

I got myself a blue rep gem, blue rep gem, blue rep gem. I got myself a blue rep gem and 2000 posts!

 

[trolman]

good...

 

[Evillizard]

look like a noob doing wut?
Finally, a reply. The plan shall soon be complete. Mua ha ha ha ha ha.

 

[Tleno]

Alagremmm, that song is even worse that Alexander Rybak (Tleno shivers from fears saying that name)! I've got a better phrase: My balls are made of rep!

 

[AIagremm]

I have balls of... blue rep gem.

 

[Misha]

don't talk about rep, Ala >|

 

[Evillizard]

Hmm... my balls of low-rep?

 

[Misha]

/Facepalm