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[trolman]

no in my money,or was it less?
out of 12 maxim?GJ dude gj!

Nah im not having a personality problem,im having a one from beeing lonely and not getting any girl attention <

 

[chr2]

So that's about 6 dollars?

Yep Thanks Highest average on entire school.

That's just like me. Now I'm depressed too D:

 

[trolman]

no I wonder if it was less in my money
Mine shouldnt be too bad too.

Well you had a girlfriend once and remember when one rubed her but against your dick?

Orly?I dont see you having 5 full bottles of Rakia as an avatar and a depressing user title.

 

[Amargaard]

Well, Trolman, here's an advice from Uncle Adam: one day you should buy a lot of alcohol and some soda to thin out the alcohol, ask your parrents to go another place to make your house party-able, buy some party-music that matches lap-dancing, invite some of your friends and ask them to take some chicks with them... Be yourself and be happy!

 

[trolman]

Hmm my parents will be away next week...but I dont really think my friends have anyone to bring...yeah they dont...but I'll still get totaly wasted alone then cry.

 

[chr2]

Not a depressing user title? "Such a shame..." how isn't that depressing?

 

[trolman]

Well whats such a shame?And plus you did get girl attention I...never did and there comes my sorrow from <:/ and the only cure is alcohol...oh shit those toughts are back again that means I'm really depressed again.

 

[chr2]

Well... Start flirting!

 

[trolman]

I should totaly do that but I cant meet any good looking single girls and im kinda shy.

 

[chr2]

Then don't find single girls. Find girls who have boy friends and convince them to break up! Make up stories about the boy. Then they will thank you for telling them, and they will be sad. That's when you ask them to go out with you!

 

[Amargaard]

I am too, else I would have fucked that girl on the WC... And well, Alcohol should be a good thing connected to happiness not a bad thing connected to depression...

 

[trolman]

That workes for you?Here the angry boy will guather his friends and they'll all put me in the hospital then the boy will explain to the gril and she'll tell all her friends to watchout for me and bam my reputation and bones are broken.

well if you didnt have a condom becoming a father at the age of 14/15/16 will be kinda bad

 

[chr2]

Nah, never tried it. It just sounded smart.

He's 15...

 

[trolman]

its not
oh right my bad its cuz i know he's one year younger to me and sometimes I think im 15

still very sad

 

[chr2]

You think you're 15? Are you retarded?

 

[StormWarriors2]

LOL. I've never dated. Probaly because Girls follow me whereever i go. Its creepy

 

[chr2]

Ehh... What?

 

[trolman]

well I turned 16 several months ago sometimes im not used to beeing 16 so can we get back on topic

what?

 

[Azsure]

I feel worse, one of my friends, stole my girlfriend when I didn't come to class two days consecutive (well, it wasn't my girlfriend yet but it was going to be already) >:/
Now that friend of mine is her boy friend and I feel stupid, I wanna kill him but I won't enter into depression like you all.

 

[Amargaard]

Gay SW2?

 

[chr2]

Retarded also means to be lately evolved. For example to look younger than you are.

You sound depressed, Azsure.

 

[trolman]

she was going to?Tell me more

and Im the only one depressed these guys dont even know what it is

 

[StormWarriors2]

who says i want to enter a depression?
I'm perfectly happy where I am. Apart from that i want crackdown 2 so i can kill homeless people....

 

[Amargaard]

Of cause he is... It's not fun to lose girlfriends...

 

[trolman]

then you havent realised it yet

 

[chr2]

I bet those homeless people are women! You want to kill women and think it's creepy when girls follow your wherever you go! Hmm...

 

[Azsure]

A little, I have no alchool addiction but schizophrenia

All girls are whores!!!!!

 

[Amargaard]

... (What's that?) ...

 

[trolman]

oh dude you should totaly show me were that guy lives when I come to visit you he might have a little Moltov coctale (yes I know how to make one)

do they follow you home SW?

 

[StormWarriors2]

well at least there hot... Not the homeless ones.
I know that losing a girl friend is bad. At least you haven't found the One.
No they do not follow me home.

 

[chr2]

All girls are whores. That's why I always walk around with 12 dollars.
Don't you think it costs a bit more?
Oh, so you have tried it!

 

[Wolfe]

Added the first picture for Sargeras, the comic, against my and possibly Vel's wishes. But I had to - I just had too!

 

[Azsure]

No I didn't, I just said that because now I hate them all, I can't trust in my friends anymore neither those whore girls!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Wha? Maybe in europe. But i've meet some that were not whores. But they did ask my perverted stuff.... Yeah in america Women are Perverts. Same with the guys.

 

[trolman]

Well aways wanted to but never really found the time but I know how to make one its really simple and that asshole might get a lil burned,or his home

 

[StormWarriors2]

You remind me of my friends because we accidently shot fireworks at a house. and started the bushes on fire. Fire bad, Tree pretty.

 

[trolman]

lol well a molotov is much easyer to control and make,you can make it with everyday household items and you just make sure your away enough when the bottle breaks

 

[chr2]

You're insane, trolman -.-

 

[StormWarriors2]

yes
Bottle with explosive substances lit on fire= Explosion

 

[Azsure]

The depression is gone now thanks of my schizophrenia, I feel nothing now...

 

[trolman]

Oh we have a winner ladys and gentelmen,mr christian screwyou just one 1.000.000$ on our show guess the obious!Did you really think I was joking?

Yes but you must try to set it on fire before you thrown it

oh you should totaly beat him up

 

[StormWarriors2]

or I could drop by with some of my Marine friends. (i think thats why girls follow me. Everyone digs marines.)

 

[trolman]

you sure they arent some evil spys?

 

[StormWarriors2]

The Marines are my cousins. And the girls are just too hot to be considered evil spys. Plus no one knows what I hide in my Storage locker in my room. I'll give you hint its Weapons.

 

[trolman]

ok whatever my mom whants to use the pc,as soon as she starts using it I'll close the door and leap over the nearest bottle of Rakia (a type hard alcohol) and drink till I feel better or the bottle is empty) <

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well here the states i can't do that. So instead i take a 2 litter bottle of Mountain Dew and I drink. (i'm not fat. Just have awesome skills.)

 

[trolman]

what you cant?
Mountain dew is beer?

 

[chr2]

Are you serious Azsure?

 

[StormWarriors2]

No drinking age is 21 here. i'm 16.5
And mountain dew is soda pop. With lots and lots of caffine. Basically you get high just by drinking an entire mountian dew voltage.

 

[chr2]

Your statistics says you're 25