The Daily Peon

[trolman]

good player, might actualy return, we need people, why not?

 

[AIagremm]

He's still active on Hive?

And he won't. Believe me, he won't.

 

[trolman]

And what about your sidekick? And whos this silverfish guy?

 

[Amargaard]

What's with Silverfish?

 

[AIagremm]

We aren't allowed to have new members? Everyone, meet Silverfish.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's a fishie~
Every fish is nice and slippery.

 

[trolman]

But... he hasnt done the dp initiation test !

 

[AIagremm]

Trolman, what the hell is the DP initiation test?

 

[Amargaard]

Wait what, Silverfish joined the group!?

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, duh!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Silver... Fish... I say we make it level up to Goldfish, then we make it breed. With that many Goldfish we can run a pet shop! And thus we can fund the DP Game developers.

 

[Bernkastel]

Pet shop.. Don't be silly. Just make it breed and breed and breed. I mean.. Goldfishes are made out of gold, right?

 

[Amargaard]

Sadly not, but they have bad memory I've heard, not that it makes the situation better :b

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess you're right. The last time I was assaulted by a group of goldfishes they forgot what they did it for.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

And yet they managed to assault you.... I have a plan! They breed forming a grand mob family! They will attack people on the street then we go in and collect the goods. Is a fool proof plan.

 

[AIagremm]

That explains all the goldfish violence lately.

 

[Bernkastel]

Can we keep one?

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

You have to ask uncle Al

 

[Bernkastel]

.. Ask.. Him? In that case. Yes, we can keep one.

 

[AIagremm]

I feel... used.

 

[Bernkastel]

Don't just stare at this place, everyone! Talk!
Or I'll start pulling the strings!

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

Strings? Should I be worried or happy? Pulling of strings means a puppet show... but the way you say it, makes the term sound like a threat. Are you planning on making us puppets?

 

[AIagremm]

Sometimes, I feel like we should make DP into something greater.

 

[Bernkastel]

But you are... Puppets.

 

[VeljkoM]

Its not question if she plans, question is did she already do it.

 

[Silly Lil Ant]

 

[AIagremm]

I have a sudden compulsive wish to stab people.

 

[VeljkoM]

Oh good I thought you lost that wish forever.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, it's good to get it back.

 

[Silverfish423]

Lol you guys are funny. SoA is back on the map. We got work to do

 

[VeljkoM]

And welcome Silver and I hope map is going great. And hope we all can contribute in some way if time allows us.

 

[Silverfish423]

I really need help in any way, haha. We can release a wc3 and sc2 map

 

[Bernkastel]

I do not like this "we" -thing.

 

[Amargaard]

I reserved editorial rights first!

 

[Silverfish423]

Pronouns are superficial, I'm not telling you to do anything

btw: thanks VeljkoM, haha!

 

[Bernkastel]

Has anyone ever licked a fish? I mean.. I haven't.
I just thought if it was fun.

 

[VeljkoM]

Sadly no, did just traditional eating of fishes. Next time I see a fish I'll lick it for you then.

 

[Bernkastel]

Thanks.

Additionally, you could try sucking it. But make sure it's dead, else it might bite your tongue. SNAP!

 

[AIagremm]

Ouch.

 

[VeljkoM]

Now where is fun to do it with dead fish.

 

[Bernkastel]

It's true that it's fun when they fidgety-fidget, but you might swallow it.. And.. And it'll eat your heart out.. So then who is going to tell me what it was like!?

 

[VeljkoM]

That's why I have Ankh but if it makes you feel better I can always get a guinea pig to test it first.

 

[Bernkastel]

What good will that do? It's not like it feels the same that I do.

 

[Silverfish423]

animals have brains too

 

[Bernkastel]

Still, their intelligence is substandard.
It's not like it'll tell me how it was.

 

[VeljkoM]

Meant a "volunteer", preferably human one (guess virgin too?). But then again might be fun experiment for later...

 

[Bernkastel]

Allright. Volunteers and fishes made my brain find a whole new level of conversationing.
And that level is not to be entered.

A new subject is 'How will I manage to go to sleep?'.

 

[VeljkoM]

The usual advices like warm milk, count sheep, relax every muscle in your body, use a hammer or do you want something more crazy?

 

[Bernkastel]

Crazy sounds like my kind of game.

 

[VeljkoM]

Well guess easiest would be witchcraft (I wasn't allowed to see what exactly must be done for sleeping spell) but maybe that's not crazy enough. Or maybe self hypnosis... Hm...sadly think fun crazy stuff is just to fun and keeps you awake.