I was starting to become friends with someone, but then I saw he was in the Legion of Ponies group. I pulled his skull out with the spine attached, and beat him to death with it like a flail. There can be no friendship with the enemy.
Okay, so I didn't pull his skull out, but I did kill him...
Okay, so I didn't kill him, but I did stab him...
Okay, so I didn't stab him, but I did say mean things to him...
Okay, so I didn't say mean things to him, but I did send a message and it had words in it...