T.r.a.p. Hq

[AIagremm]

But he defended ponies in pony thread just now!

Supertoinkz is member of the Legion of Ponies!

 

[Tleno]

Well you called ponies gay. You know, I disagree with you, too. The thing is more about the age of audience, not gender. If we would fight against gays, we would name this H.A.G. (Heterosexuals against gays).

Wait what? lemme check... I cannot tolerate this... In should check the people more carefully next time...

 

[AIagremm]

Well the reason I joinedt he resistance is that I dont understand how can grown men watch such show.
Though you are right, its more about them being childish.

 

[Tleno]

It's more about resisting a grotesque meme created by 4chan that perverted an innocent cartoon for girls nobody would care about if 4chan wouldn't notice it first.

 

[AIagremm]

True. Resisting 4chan I like.

 

[Legion_King]

Fear us.. For we are gathering allies as we speak! You will be trampled under our hooves.

Like who can be trampled beneath such little hooves?

 

[Tleno]

Besides, MLP ponies don't even have hooves. Their limbs look more like Marshmallow tentacles than horse legs.

I wonder who are their allies...

Oh, also, I just checked superoinkz, who seems to be joining all the groups he can. Not sure about him... he seems more like a neutral sider to me... should we leave him?

 

[AIagremm]

Im not sure

 

[Legion_King]

I hope they won't empower them, like MH(Huge)P instead, it's against the biological rules!

 

[AIagremm]

Remember Lietenaunt Elkayde, the Herd is nothing but a unorganized swarm, the supreme firepower of the resistance armada will dispose of them if needed!

 

[Tleno]

I wouldn't be so sure Alagremm... ponies are very zealous and war with them may wage for a very long period of time... unless we keep their morale low!

 

[AIagremm]

Their faith in their god, that we from our intelligence reports presume to be named "Rarity" is strong.
Their morale is kept up by their leaders who have talents of leaders. Organization is the key to our victory!

 

[Legion_King]

We must not rush now, we are weak.

And I think those in that insignificant group are acting more like gays than to act like kids.

 

[Tleno]

Actually, they seem to worship more than one entinity. A whole group (or herd), to be exact.

 

[Luffy_299]

[14-05-47] Wazzz: so like, I was watching My Little Pony the other day, when it occured to me
[14-05-50] Wazzz: Friendship really IS magic

 

[Legion_King]

Tleno, are you sure you recruited people correctly and with attention?

 

[Tleno]

Yea I see... no worries, he is confirmed not to be a pony... if he will turn out to be one, I'll kick him out faster than you can say "Horsemeat tastes great with ketchup".

 

[Luffy_299]

See the group memberships first.

 

[Wazzz]

 

[Luffy_299]

Maybe cause youre a ponyfag

[14-05-47] Wazzz: so like, I was watching My Little Pony the other day, when it occured to me
[14-05-50] Wazzz: Friendship really IS magic

 

[Tleno]

People! People! Stop this right now! The least thing we need now is a wat between non ponies! This would weaken us and would slow our progress in crushing the pony tyrany!

I guess those messages are real, but completely unserious.

 

[Legion_King]

Stop this or we will never be able to defeat them.
Aye, tleno said that already...

 

[AIagremm]

Remember, the key to our victory is the Friendship Disruptor. Using it we will destroy the <3-link between the members of the Herd, making them vulnerable to our attack!

 

[Luffy_299]

But he means that pony friendship is magic

 

[Wazzz]

 

[AIagremm]

What simple minded call "magic" is but the phenomena too hard to understand! The friendship, otherwise known as "<3" is a mental link between infected. If we manage to disrupt it using the Friendship Disruptor we will defeat them!

 

[Legion_King]

You two guys are going to commence a war between yourselves, remember that our enemy is something else.

 

[Wazzz]

 

[AIagremm]

Its not "friendship"

Its dedication to one goal! The goal of the Resistance! For Hive, for Humanity, for the Resistance! Remember, all other priortities are secondary!

 

[Wazzz]

 

[AIagremm]

I wonder, if you are here in order to corrupt us from inside, sergeant.

 

[Luffy_299]

Thats why i started warning you t_T

 

[Wazzz]

I'm a sergeant? That is so freaking awesome!

 

[AIagremm]

You will adress me as Vice-Admiral, sergeant Wazzz.

 

[Wazzz]

 

[AIagremm]

Vice-Admiral!

 

[Tleno]

Actually, acording to some of my research, Friendship is Magic! And not just any kind of magic but... necromancy!

 

[AIagremm]

Oh noez D=

 

[Wazzz]

 

[Luffy_299]

Pyritie joined the chat, they may start discussing plans.

 

[Wazzz]

 

[Luffy_299]

I used to wonder how Pyritie hypnotized them, but after i saw him hypnotized too i thought this was serious thing

 

[Luffy_299]

Report: Pyritie hasnt said a word since he joined THW chat, he is probably discussing plans in private chat

 

[Tleno]

Heil Kitty!

Yea I guess so.

 

[Ilike]

Is it me or are most of the mods in legion with the ponies?

 

[Bernkastel]

That is correct

 

[Tleno]

Yes. They are or neutral, or one of the first people that got ponie'd.

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed. That is the power of the Herd. They assimilate the strongest first so there would be no chance of resistance. But they didnt expect to see ths Sons of Hive!
P.S.
Opposed to Daughters of Hive, the guys who watch ponies.

 

[Legion_King]

Just let them fail in their little corner of the site, no one takes them seriously except themselves. They're going to fail alone and angry as always, but that is only if you let their little "demonstrations" fall silence.

Hah, that worthless gnat thought their efforts are making us angry as hell.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, does he honestly think that anyone takes them seriously either?