T.r.a.p. Hq

[Bernkastel]

Neko! Neko! Neko! I.. I mean a cat. Nyan nyan nyan nyan.

 

[Tleno]

Our mascot... well who needs mascots, we have weapons!
Oh I know, what about an AK47 mascot? I mean, terrorism sounds like a way better hobby than MLP.

 

[Bernkastel]

But i thought it was a cat :<

 

[Sky Green]

Can't we have a dragon druid, choose one

 

[AIagremm]

Dude, enough with druids already. You have druidophily =/

And I say the beartrap is the best mascot we could get.

 

[Luffy_299]

I say the heavy is awesome for mascot.

 

[Sky Green]

Armored Dire Bear!

 

[Bernkastel]

My whole cat idea was completely crushed!

 

[Sky Green]

Cat? When did you mention cats?

 

[Bernkastel]

I was the first to make a suggestion!

 

[Luffy_299]

And by the way, Alagremm, the Heavy is Russian.

 

[AIagremm]

Wow... I mean... I totally didn't know that. Why'd you suddenly decide to share this revelation with me?

 

[Sky Green]

What dis hax be u speakin of Alagremm and Luffy?

 

[Bernkastel]

They're not speaking of desu. That's for sure.

 

[Luffy_299]

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/8/82/Heavyushankapose.png/250px-Heavyushankapose.png
We could change this a bit to make it look more like anti-pony. Cuz the heavy wants you to shut up before he makes you to shut up

 

[Sky Green]

RUSSIA FTW!!!

 

[Tleno]

Actually, I made some research and... unfortunately there are Russian bronies, too.

 

[Bernkastel]

if bronies are everywhere? Does that mean there are space-bronies aswell?

 

[Tleno]

Yes, like the Space Core and 15% of satelites on Earth's orbit are confirmed to be bronies... but no worries, our space marines are already taking care of situation.

 

[Luffy_299]

Alagremm, maybe cause you claim to be russian.

 

[AIagremm]

How dare you!
*Slaps Tleno*
Space Core cares about nothing but... SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!! and his dad

Damn. I hoped you would say something offencive about heavy and then I would kill you.
Anyhow, do you seriously think anybody doesnt know that?

 

[Bernkastel]

I didnt :< desu.

 

[Legion_King]

Didn't that "desu" have some other word before it as well?

 

[Bernkastel]

I guess you mean that when i said; nano desu. But now i just desu people because of desu.

 

[Legion_King]

And how exactly do you "desu" people?

 

[Bernkastel]

I desu so long that other people start to desu and after they desu they've been desu~ed!

 

[Lord Exitium]

darn you desu~ed me you monster how could you

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[Lord Exitium]

is my sperm still sacred?

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not aware of that detail.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well you desu~ed me so you should know

 

[Bernkastel]

That is something that i havent checked from any desu~ed person.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well you should know before you desu~ people

 

[Bernkastel]

But i desu because i am desu.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well then you should know is my sperm sacred?

 

[Bernkastel]

I dont know if your sperm is sacred!

 

[Lord Exitium]

well tell me then what is the meaning of life?

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, that's a simple question! The meaning of life is to be desu~ed by me, and when i've desu~ed the entire humanity i shall become Desu-sama and i will desu the whole universe until everything is desu and then i'll desu till every desu dies and there'll only be me... Desu-sama.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well if taht is the meaning of life i can do this
*exitium make trollface*
problem officer?

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[Lord Exitium]

i ask Problem officer?

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh, there's no problem. I am not an officer though. I am executioneer.

 

[Lord Exitium]

well then problem executioneer

 

[Bernkastel]

I said that there was no problem!

 

[Legion_King]

I wasn't "desu~ed" that moment, right?

 

[Lord Exitium]

yes there is

 

[Bernkastel]

Maybe you were. Maybe you werent. Ask yourself. Desu.

 

[Legion_King]

Further investigations were resulted that there is only arcane within me, no "desu".

 

[Bernkastel]

What a pity.. But you shall be desu.. In due time! *Gives out a evil laugh and the camera zooms out*

 

[Legion_King]

If "desu" is addicting then I don't have the nerve for it.

Though I cannot be "desu~ed", only de~layed...