T.r.a.p. Hq

[Sky Green]

Roar. . .

 

[AIagremm]

I dislike anime. Its too crazy... even for me! Bwuahahahahaha!

 

[Bernkastel]

Why do you have to hate me so much, Alagremm!?

 

[Sky Green]

Alagremm is mean

 

[Bernkastel]

Indeed! That's what he is!

 

[Sky Green]

But why?

 

[AIagremm]

It makes me even more crazy! Thats why I dont watch it!

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not asking you to watch it. I just ask you not to hate me. Too many people hate me. It hurts me. Deeply.

 

[Sky Green]

Don't worry Garshy I don't hate you <3

 

[Bernkastel]

But that's just one! Au-auauau~!

 

[Sky Green]

So I'm not important?!?

 

[Bernkastel]

I require much wuv!

 

[Sky Green]

I haz this much love ERROR: THE HIVEWORKSHOP CAN'T HANDLE THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF LOVE

 

[Bernkastel]

Why can it handle such an amount of hate on me?

 

[Sky Green]

Ponies

Now the reason:

Ponies waste the time of people (even if most of them are bronies) and producing the show costs money
so;
Ponies=$xTime
But as we know Time=Money
Ponies=$2
As we know that money is the root of evil
Ponies=Ultimate evil

Or smthin likw that

 

[AIagremm]

Root of evil, as in the square root, which makes the Evil(2) simply evil.

 

[Sky Green]

Smthin like that

Still I wanna know my Position in T.R.A.P.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am not aware of your position. Nie~
Atleast i am self proclaimed Grand Executioneer. Nie nie nieee~!

 

[Sky Green]

Why nobody know my position? TLEEEEENOOOOOOOOOUEH!

 

[Legion_King]

And I am Pony-Torturer Alardamus.

 

[Sky Green]

Rule 24 seems perfect for you Legion King

 

[Luffy_299]

Im Anti-Pony Spy

 

[DEAD FiSH]

Evil will always live! Ponies are not evil, that`s why they must die!

 

[Bernkastel]

Indeed, they're not. They spread all the friendship gibberish. And this shall not be tolerated.

 

[Sky Green]

Aww... Garshy ur so cute with your non-toleration, anyways

I don't want them to love and tolerate the shit outta me, ponies will go away have patience and do it like a druid

 

[Bernkastel]

I'll do it like a loli killer! Nie nie ~!

 

[Lord Exitium]

so you are saying if i find ponie i can kill it whit my bear hands?

 

[Sky Green]

If you can do eet

 

[Tleno]

Luffy_299 is our scout slash miner
Sky Green is our Druid Commander
Lord Exitium is bare hand combat expert.
Garshillan is Animu Executioneer.
Alagremm is my right hand. Not litteraly...

Any more questions?

 

[Bernkastel]

I am animu executioneer. Ooh, kawaiiii. Omochikaerii!
-Critical Error-
H-how am i going to take myself home..? Now this is a mystery..

 

[Sky Green]

Lucky me, I'm not his right hand, cause we all know what you do with your right hand

 

[AIagremm]

Lucky me, Im not literally his right hand.

 

[Bernkastel]

A person cant even literally be someones hand! Stop talking about things like that.

 

[Sky Green]

I can, I'm a druid

 

[Bernkastel]

Are hands counted as some sort of animals?

 

[Sky Green]

The Right Hand is also called the Masturbation Animal

 

[Tleno]

No... I mean he's my most trusted and helpful person.

 

[Sky Green]

I ment the literal Right Hand

Also this

Pony model

 

[Tleno]

Who's making this monstrosity?

EDIT:I got an unconfirmed information that season 2 is comming after less that a month... this is bad, Sasha gentlemen, this is bad!

 

[Luffy_299]

I like how on one of my first reports i mentioned that model being made by the cult of smilers.

 

[Tleno]

Oh yes, Jaret. Talented artist, too bad he's wasting his time on ponies...

 

[Luffy_299]

Umm, Scout Slash Miner? I pretty much dont get this one.

 

[Tleno]

Because you play TF2 and Minecraft. So you are a miner and a scout!

 

[AIagremm]

Tleno! You have grasped the powers of rage comics! =D

Oh, and truly

 

[Lord Exitium]

kill it whit fire KILL IT WHIT FIRE

 

[Tleno]

I grasped the rage comics?

 

[Luffy_299]

I wont be able to report for some days cause of my keyboard D:

 

[Tleno]

Alright soldier (Ugh, scout... miner... whatever), will be waiting for you to come back with a fully functional keyboard.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes you have!

 

[Tleno]

Why do you keep spamming the

face?