Sorry to hear ya didn't like this one so much, but I do appreciate the honesty. These attachments are about as low of file size as I can get them with custom textures without dropping noticeably on the quality end, and in that regard I've improved quite a bit since the days of 300kb rifles with 512x512 textures.
The way I look at it is - there's literally hundreds of sword, shield, axe and mace attachments here on hive that use in-game textures that would definitely be the wiser choice for someone looking to conserve space on their multiplayer map; I just cater to the other crowd whose more interested in HD single player maps.
And yes, these models are totally just an excuse to do some old school texturing without having to worry about normal and specular maps.