Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Nevah!

 

[AIagremm]

NEVAH! I shall call Richard!

 

[Tleno]

Nevah! I shall replace the Stick of Lies with Stick of Pies and Fork for Truth with Pork of Truth!

 

[AIagremm]

Nevah! Christams has already passed!

 

[Tleno]

Nevah! I have a Calendar of Lies!

 

[Latecat]

Nevah! I stole it and replaced it with Calendar of Skies!

 

[StormWarriors2]

http://www.strangefacts.com/laws.html
Ok these are the weird laws in The US. Ok WTF?

City Laws in New York
Carmel
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Greene
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Ocean City
A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.

 

[Tleno]

Sorry SW2, can't hear you, I'm currently in Ocean City slurping my soup while swiming... ooops!

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, I've seen better. Just type "Thats Illegal" in youtube and watch the foru videos there. Theyre awesome

 

[trolman]

This is illegal you know....

 

[AIagremm]

Omg, its from that room where there was a king?
"Hop, hop, hop, hop." "My majesty!" "Be quiet!" "This is iilegal, you know."

 

[trolman]

Hey yeah this was a part of one poop.

 

[Tleno]

Stop right there criminal scum!!! You have bla bla bla imperial law! Bla bla bla arrest bla bla pay bla bla stolen goods confiscated bal bla!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Hersey!

 

[Tleno]

Bla bla? BLAAAA! *Starts chasing everyone with a sword and shield*

 

[trolman]

This is illegal you know.

 

[Tleno]

iamthelaw

 

[trolman]

The is still illegal you know.

 

[Tleno]

*Bribes the Trolman with a pie*
I think you should change your oppinion about the illegality a little, oficer..

 

[trolman]

*nom nom nom*This is illegal you know!TAKE HIM AWAY!

 

[Tleno]

*Gives another pie that makes people who ate it unable to say the words illegal, you and know...*

 

[trolman]

This is ------, --- ----!

 

[Tleno]

Aha! It works! *Gives another pie which infects people with that epidemic that makes tthem show pictures of what people told them to show...*

 

[trolman]

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm...
Trolman in Ballerina costume on a top of tower surrounded by Godzilla, King-Kong and hippie unicorns being beaten by Tleno in chess game!

 

[trolman]

No

 

[Tleno]

Then make a... Pyritie family!

 

[trolman]

*check my privious post*

 

[Tleno]

*Check my prepreprepreprepreprepreprevious post*

 

[trolman]

Far to lazy to make pics.....

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well this is a heretic speaking so muhahahahaha

 

[Exoplasma]

This group needz a hero!ME!

 

[AIagremm]

It needs the god of lulz back. But he left us forever!

Anyway, luckily Im demigod of lulz... but Im lazy.

 

[Tleno]

And I'm the General of Lulz™! So lets have a movie parody advantury, people!
Okay, here is goes:

Webmaster Evil

In a underground complex Hive, hidden under the Racoon Pie city, an artificial inteligence called Red Queen Baron got insane and killed all people... a special Ubrellah corp. Spam Buster™ squad (us) was sent to the complex to do stuff they allways do in horror movies...

 

[trolman]

Oo so this is something like a mini RP resident evil rip off?

 

[Tleno]

Yex, then we will have even more rip-offs I created... its just a tinny adventure...

 

[trolman]

Ok so who am I?(ive never watched RE1...just RE2)

 

[Tleno]

Emmm... you are trolman, but if you won't jump then duck then roll you will be zombie diner...

 

[trolman]

Ok....so wait are we some special forces team like SWAT or SAS or something?And what are we doing were are we going??!?!

 

[Tleno]

Webmaster Evil

In a underground complex Hive, hidden under the Racoon Pie city, an artificial inteligence called Red Queen Baron got insane and killed all people... a special Ubrellah corp. Spam Buster™ squad (us) was sent to the complex to do stuff they allways do in horror movies...
we're in an underground complex where they necropost zombies, doh... and yes we're swat...
Duck again!

 

[trolman]

Yay we're sway!
*ducks,random zombie tryes to attack but trolman shoots it in the head with his automatic shotgun*
Reloadin.....
Now we'res the rest of the crew?

 

[Tleno]

Errr... eating the pie in tottallyzombie-free place, 5000 kilos away from us and watching strip show, reading your PlayKnight magazine and SuperKnight comics...

 

[trolman]

Well thats lame,i guess its just you and me....

 

[Tleno]

and that giant pie vending machine that gives pie for free...

 

[trolman]

oh sweat!
*ignores the brainhungry zombies runing towards tleno and just goes over to the pie vending machine and eats as much pies as he can before he gets tierd*
Too much pies....can even pull the trigger.....

 

[Tleno]

...errr... that was a zombie vending machine you know...

 

[trolman]

*with a bloody mouth*wait waa?

 

[AIagremm]

Piip! System failure! 4 minutes to push the Button! Piip!

 

[Tleno]

*with zombies eating his brain* Tleno's brain is currently out of range or beeing eaten by zombies, please call him later.... *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

 

[Tleno]

Wait, button? *Presses the button* You meant to say "self destruct button", right?