Random Lulzerz

[Tleno]

Are you sure? Sure? Okay...
Yes, that was a correct answer:

A.Pie B.Red Pill
C.Blue Pill D.Your Mom

You win 100$! Do you wish to continue our "Who wants to be matrixionaire?"

 

[AIagremm]

There is no fork! O.O

 

[trolman]

A !!!!

 

[Tleno]

There is no fork in this question, genius...
Okay, so the second question is....
Oh, forgive us, but "Who wants to be millionaire?" is over! See you next... year!

 

[trolman]

whaaa but what about my awnser!?/1

 

[Tleno]

Oh, right... here's your Pill.. *Gets mugged by Louis*
Pills 'ere!!!!!!!!! *Grabs trolman's prize and runs away*
Oh, now you have to catch him to get your prize!

 

[trolman]

Oh noez!
*starts runing after Lois.Benny Hill music in the background and also a crowd of zombies chasing me and Lois too.*

 

[Tleno]

*Currently Tleno is standing near a pile of coopy papers*
Sweet! Copy papers! Copy papers!
*Lois and trolmans run near to the Tleno*
Cool, chasing scene! I wanna join!

 

[Tleno]

You Ninja'd me, Alagremm!

 

[AIagremm]

I sure did. Or should I say... smoked? xD

 

[trolman]

Oh no you dont! *uses a sell-phone and calls someone*
*5 mins later*
*Bob Marley comes*
Get it Bob!
*Bob Marley uses his marihuana smoking skills and smokes the smoke monster*
*Too mins later Bob Marley comes out of the bathroom carying the phielz*
Thats another job well done Bob!
*gives a small package fulled with white powder*
*Bob Marley goes back to his grave*

 

[Tleno]

*Charges away Bob Marley with his giant hand, punches him until he dies second time, after that revives Alagremm with his zombie puke, kill 2 other survivors, leaving only Trolman and Louis*

 

[trolman]

Doh how am I suposed to fight smoke,pot,coke,heroin,LSD,crack and marihuana monsters now?

 

[Tleno]

well you can allways ask Louis. Not.

 

[AIagremm]

How can you smoke out a smoke monster?

 

[trolman]

That would be like making Hitler president of Israel.

 

[Tleno]

Well it actually makes then stronger. And happier. Its like a sex for them. Wait... it is their sex!!!

 

[trolman]

He just smoked it again

 

[AIagremm]

The olny things that can stop me are sonic fences, ash circles and bamboo(Im serious).

Smokey!

 

[trolman]

Bob Marleys wild hair absorbs it

 

[AIagremm]

Oh man, it isnt hair! The Hydra returned!

 

[trolman]

Oh noes!

 

[Tleno]

Hey who disabled my sonic wall... OH MY HOLY SANDWICH OF THE DDOOOOMMM ONM THA STICKA! ITZ BAKKKK!

 

[AIagremm]

Thats it, Im freaking out! *Turns ito black smoke and flies away to Tleno's castle ignoring the sonic fence*

 

[trolman]

Halp mah horse has a day off today and im with my extra heavy armor.

 

[AIagremm]

Oh come on! Ill send you a polar bear to ride.

 

[trolman]

Yay!

 

[AIagremm]

 

[trolman]

Oh n oes my bear got into a fight with another one !

 

[Tleno]

Yay! Go Misha go! Kill that guy and I'll promote you to bear cavalary commiesar!

 

[trolman]

Oo you traitor.

 

[Tleno]

For mother Russia!

 

[Tleno]

And daughter democratic p*sillenced by soviets*

 

[trolman]

Hey thats what the jail near my town was used for. *gets seen by the commies* Doh'

 

[Tleno]

Yay! I've been sovietificated and now I'm ready to be embraced by my mother Russia and eaten by father Ctulhu!

 

[trolman]

Ok now go work 20 hours then give me half of your money so we can be equall.Meanwhile I'll go buy some guns so we can start a revulsion so that the capitalist pigs die!

 

[trolman]

Wait who's our leader comrade Alagremm?

 

[Tleno]

SANWICH OF COURSE!
*Himnus to sandwich here*

 

[trolman]

I love this sandwich!
*Nom-nom-nom*

 

[AIagremm]

Sand witch? Noes!

 

[trolman]

We must push little traitor off a cliff!

 

[Tleno]

You mean you?! With pleisure!

 

[trolman]

I think not. *some smoke comes out and everyone finds out that trolman is a blue spy*

 

[AIagremm]

OMG! He's... he's... democratic!

But I am now... magocratic!

 

[trolman]

Now im a pie.

 

[Tleno]

And I'm a hungry magocratophilian now! Come here guys, you are so sexy and delicious!

 

[AIagremm]

And a nice demoticator:

 

[Tleno]

You are not funny!

 

[Tleno]

Period!

 

[AIagremm]

You are not a period!