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O no not again!*falls on the ground but still has 0.0000000000000000001hp*
*3 ghouls come towards Trolman and start eating him*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
*Alagremm laughts but gnolls notice him and start runing towards him but he turns into a coward...imean crow and runs....flys away*
 
FEAR THE ALMIGHTY SPOON!
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Fine i shall take my teritorys back.And arent you forgeting your mage title?In the mean time i shall start training my new army sense most of the old one died in the old capital.I olnly have a few legions on the northen border and one in my new castle thats a capital.You'll see a report on this news in teh Daily Peon!
 
Hahaha! But since acording to scenario you send me to work for Alagremm, he send me to destroy you! And there are already enough results to tell about them!
Casualties on both sides:
Tleno sabotaged fart elementals to smell like Alagremm's favourite pie
Tleno lost 5 pieces of Alagremm's pie (4 used, 1 lost becauce of hunger)
50% of all trolman's soldiers were demoralized becauce there were explosives in their armor
Others 50% were killed
Tleno bribed gays and furfags to have a gay parade at Trolman's new capital, making 80% of all trolman's people suicide.
 
Ok atleast excplain how you got an army and a country (also whats your race?)But dont worry as much as i hate to say it ive hierd the best dwarven engeneers who are going to build sever bridges!
And heres a message for Tleno:
Join me Tleno,betray your master Alagremm,he's holding you back.Cant you see?You do all the work and in the end he gets all the credit.The death of your parents werent killed in a zergling rush they were killed by the evil Alagremm cuz he had 52food but didnt want any upkeep.He killed them so he can have those 4 more gold coins.Also he told me he hates you and sleeped with your wife,and that purple baby boy with the 3 tenticles comming from his chin and the long wite beard isnt your son,its Alagremm's son.I hope you understand and do the right thing before you get hurt.
 
I am half-draenei, half-human. I just told people that they get additional 2 gold and they were confident to build a lot of walls, blacksmiths. Oh I also told them that I and Tleno are saviors of the world, our people and TV and that you are a horrbile monster that wants to kill everybody.
 
Trolman, my parrents were Heroes, they just went on holiday from WC3 to WoW, and Alagremm killed them so they woudn't have to wait for end of game! And you, trolman, destroyed the altar that could revive them and now they are stuck in WoW and have to pay more taxes becauce there are higher polygon taxes in WoW... now I'll have t wait until all the Battle.net acounts will be connected together to see them...
For this, I will create a energy emmiter that would turn all your people into elves so you would rape them with your own bear hands!
 
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