Random Lulzerz

[trolman]

O no not again!*falls on the ground but still has 0.0000000000000000001hp*
*3 ghouls come towards Trolman and start eating him*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
*Alagremm laughts but gnolls notice him and start runing towards him but he turns into a coward...imean crow and runs....flys away*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh no, my gnoll fans found me again! Why did I brainwash those stupid mutts?
Anyway, I need to go the City of Seven Mithril Golems with Other Long Names in It now.

 

[trolman]

K im just gonna rot here

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah. Unless Tleno will cry next to your body and say that you are a saint, then take your body to a tranquil monastery for burial.

 

[trolman]

Yeah right....like thats gonna hapen,anyways im going to the local village to scare the kids and drop a nukeliar missle on them,cuz im a ghost.

 

[AIagremm]

Yeah, and Im going to "succefully" convince world's leaders to leave to the ancient land of Cleaveland to be saved from a darkness that is going to destroy TV and make everybody go to school all week, even on weekends.

 

[trolman]

all i know is that school is evil thats why im going to haunt the school

 

[AIagremm]

Like a demon Zmodlor who sacrifised children to get more power but was banished by Aegwynn, until he returned to make Horde and Allaince enemies.

 

[trolman]

and teh returning is your falt...

 

[trolman]

Guess im here all by myself

 

[StormWarriors2]

FEAR THE ALMIGHTY SPOON!

 

[AIagremm]

SPOON OF LIES!!! How could you SW2?!

 

[Tleno]

Actually its Spoon of pies... I'm so ashamed of my Alagremom...

 

[AIagremm]

Oh nuts, Im sick of this motherly body.
*Looks around to make sure no one looks, takes a recepy book, sends it in a safe place and explodes*

 

[trolman]

spam

 

[trolman]

spam

 

[trolman]

spam

 

[trolman]

spam

 

[AIagremm]

Explosion! >

 

[trolman]

POST NUMbER 1337!!IM THE KING OF RANDOM LULZERZ!

 

[trolman]

NOOOOO YOU STOLE MY 1337 POST!
I Declare war on your small country,wizard.

 

[trolman]

Fine i shall take my teritorys back.And arent you forgeting your mage title?In the mean time i shall start training my new army sense most of the old one died in the old capital.I olnly have a few legions on the northen border and one in my new castle thats a capital.You'll see a report on this news in teh Daily Peon!

 

[Tleno]

Hahaha! But since acording to scenario you send me to work for Alagremm, he send me to destroy you! And there are already enough results to tell about them!
Casualties on both sides:
Tleno sabotaged fart elementals to smell like Alagremm's favourite pie
Tleno lost 5 pieces of Alagremm's pie (4 used, 1 lost becauce of hunger)
50% of all trolman's soldiers were demoralized becauce there were explosives in their armor
Others 50% were killed
Tleno bribed gays and furfags to have a gay parade at Trolman's new capital, making 80% of all trolman's people suicide.

 

[trolman]

Before anything of that happened i just wanna say....Tleno you will betray Alagremm or else I will kill your wife,Cavemans's Peasant Woman.

 

[AIagremm]

She is safe in my territory in the island of tleno in the Station "Peasant" that is protected by my airforce.
Also, you cant fight me! I put pyrahnas into the river dividing our territories.

 

[trolman]

Ok atleast excplain how you got an army and a country (also whats your race?)But dont worry as much as i hate to say it ive hierd the best dwarven engeneers who are going to build sever bridges!
And heres a message for Tleno:
Join me Tleno,betray your master Alagremm,he's holding you back.Cant you see?You do all the work and in the end he gets all the credit.The death of your parents werent killed in a zergling rush they were killed by the evil Alagremm cuz he had 52food but didnt want any upkeep.He killed them so he can have those 4 more gold coins.Also he told me he hates you and sleeped with your wife,and that purple baby boy with the 3 tenticles comming from his chin and the long wite beard isnt your son,its Alagremm's son.I hope you understand and do the right thing before you get hurt.

 

[AIagremm]

I am half-draenei, half-human. I just told people that they get additional 2 gold and they were confident to build a lot of walls, blacksmiths. Oh I also told them that I and Tleno are saviors of the world, our people and TV and that you are a horrbile monster that wants to kill everybody.

 

[trolman]

You fool.Your....people will betray you as soon as they find out you have no gold but olnly wood.You'd be lucky if they just leave,then you would probably have a few treants and a wispeon.

 

[AIagremm]

Of course I have money! Remember tleno stole 50000000 gold from you?
He never returned it to you, but neither did he get it.

 

[trolman]

No he stole olnly 5001 gold dont lie Al (yeah thats what i'll call ya Al)

 

[trolman]

Oh yeah IT IS ON!
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/158487-albums2392-picture23091.html

 

[AIagremm]

I will rename myself into Al-Agremm and write Necrocubocrazylulzoweirdonomicon!

 

[trolman]

What?No response,no comment?Are you scared,halfbreed?

 

[AIagremm]

No, Im just lazy to fight. I prefer to find a diplomatic solution, but Im to lazy to do that as well.

 

[trolman]

Whats done,is done!You stole my 1,337 post!And im lazy 2.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Die!

 

[AIagremm]

Who? Also soon I will finish my "Awesome Secret Plan" and then the war will end!

 

[trolman]

Awesome Secret Plan?

 

[trolman]

Mind sharing that with the rest of the class?

 

[AIagremm]

No Mr.Evil Tiran, it'll be a surprise.

 

[trolman]

Better not be some fake ripoff of you and several of your...people killing thousainds of my soldiers.....

 

[Tleno]

Trolman, my parrents were Heroes, they just went on holiday from WC3 to WoW, and Alagremm killed them so they woudn't have to wait for end of game! And you, trolman, destroyed the altar that could revive them and now they are stuck in WoW and have to pay more taxes becauce there are higher polygon taxes in WoW... now I'll have t wait until all the Battle.net acounts will be connected together to see them...
For this, I will create a energy emmiter that would turn all your people into elves so you would rape them with your own bear hands!

 

[trolman]

Wait i dont understand this the war will be online?

 

[AIagremm]

No Blizz will make Battle.net 2 a system that will unite... everything.

Also I am planning something very special!

 

[trolman]

what i guess it will be 100% unfair and ill lose without having a chance to do something.

 

[AIagremm]

You dont even have a clue...

 

[trolman]

WAIT!I figured out.You said that the last time when i put a bounty on tleno - your making another coimc arent you -,-

 

[AIagremm]

No Im not. I dont have any time now, plus one comic is enough.

 

[trolman]

What your making a warcraft map about it?

 

[AIagremm]

No, Im not making anything about it! I'll just make a terrain about what I(and tleno) are doing in our universe