Random Lulzerz

[AIagremm]

Lucky for me, I am in the capital. Plus this time my ears, didnt hurt because of the 3D glasses, so it was quite enjoyable.

There were a lot of cool things on Pandora. Plus Na'vi are some sort of troll/elf/maghar mix. Imagine being assimilated by a tree!

 

[trolman]

They also looked a bit protos...

 

[Tleno]

Hey guys! Looks what I have! Its the Avatar 2 from the future I brought from my time vending machine! Its a story that after 5000 years Na'vi invented space travel and came to planet Pandora 2, where they found Justanotherunobtainium and Iv'an, the race of small red people!

 

[trolman]

Will teh navi be there?Otherwise teh movie would suck.

 

[AIagremm]

Teh na'vi cant be there, but imagine what teh unobtainium could do on other planets?

 

[trolman]

Meh so then the terrains would just go and take it but they'll meet undead zerg on that planed and theyll turn a human into am undead zerg and teh human will fall in love with a female undead zerg and will become an undead zerg and will lead the undead zergs vs the terrains!

 

[StormWarriors2]

whats with all these faces i can't tell the difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tleno]

Actually everybody knows that Na'vi are backward russians, even their names are: Iv'an and Na'vi...
And I'm sure that terrains should send their Navy against Na'vi.

 

[trolman]

Any1 understand what this crazy space creature is talking about?

 

[AIagremm]

Taruk matai! Na'gulsa Telkaat Ketlene, Eslena!

 

[trolman]

WTH?Ill turn your head into a cup and drink from it.

 

[Tleno]

Then I will construct the death star from condoms and buble gum and turn you both into bottles of vodka... or, if you will resist and be bad children, coca-cola!

 

[trolman]

Then i will put my plan into action.
*Trolman goes to the mountains with his army*
*They build a wall on one of the mountain passes*
*They wait so Tleno would pass by and they can ambush him and make his skull into a cup*
Belive me it worked 1300 years ago,it will work again.

 

[Tleno]

*Tleno sends a helicopter full of cups and gives a cup for every trolman soldier, making them happy and drunk (They open their inventories and combine cups with beer, after that using the combined item and get +100% to beeing drunk and disobey trolman, destroying his wall and mountains).

 

[trolman]

Lol there wasnt helicopters and beer and teh army wasnt made of traitors 1300 years ago :C

 

[Tleno]

yup... and there were no zombiefication devices hiden in cups 1300 years ago...

 

[AIagremm]

I pwn you both because Im not even there!
Im on Aterra, moon of gas giant Eridan Prime!

 

[trolman]

But you die cuz its human gas.

 

[AIagremm]

Well Im Medivh right now. Oh, you mean that kind of gas... Im really Na'vi, its just my carnival mask. Oh wait, they have supernatural smelling!

 

[Tleno]

No he's not... you've spent all gas on fart elementals... remember? And swine lu too... Coca-cola and explosves too...

 

[trolman]

Mediv mask eh?
*Alagremm gets attacked by a group of angry azeroth peasants (led by tleno) who want to kill him cuz he summoned the orcs to azeroth*

 

[Tleno]

No we not... we just hate Na'vi becauce they're blue!

 

[trolman]

Wait but you master is the blue player?

 

[Tleno]

No, he's the blue Homo! Here's teh proof: Blue is Gay!

 

[Tleno]

Teh another proof: Pink=Colour=Blue!

 

[trolman]

Wait who are we calling gay?

 

[StormWarriors2]

HEY don't make fun of the death guard!

 

[Tleno]

Here's my teh more proofs!
Italic is not popoular in Italy!
Baloney is not a fruit!
You brother is not your father!

So this proofs proof that Alagremm is... a popular in Italia fruit that is your father?.. Whait how did this happened?

 

[AIagremm]

WHA? But I dont even like Italia!

 

[Tleno]

But Italia likes you!

not?

 

[AIagremm]

Im not sure. Malta doesnt like Italian men.

 

[Tleno]

Malta doesn't like Italian men? Welll whatdo you want from Italians, they always sheet on their beds and fok on tables... barbarians...

 

[AIagremm]

Not to mention they are all sons of beaches!

 

[Tleno]

And they like tu piss!

 

[AIagremm]

But turrets rule.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yep!

 

[Tleno]

What? *A turret behind Tleno explodes*
That was definetly not my fault!

 

[AIagremm]

I wonder if there will be cake...

 

[Tleno]

What? *A cake behind Tleno explodes*
That was definetly not my fault! Period.

 

[Tleno]

*Cute puppy near Tleno explodes*
Now this might be my fault...

 

[AIagremm]

"I kill kittens and bunnies and puppies... I make toddlers and teens..."
*A child explodes*
Tleno's and Richard's fault!

 

[Tleno]

*Portal to Draeneor opens and angry orcs come from it*
Alagremm's and Medivh's fault!

 

[trolman]

Ok since im an emperor i will organise the defences,On the first line there will be the angry militia and villagers.On the second line there will be a brick wall.And on the 3rd there will be knights,footmen and riflemen who will retreat before the battle starts.Now lets move on Tleno you will lead the men and women on the front line and ill stay on the 3rd line and escape if your army gets pwnd.To the battlefield!

 

[AIagremm]

We prefer to be called Aladivh. Also, I will now flee to Squadala mountains, capture Squadala Tower, kill the wizard and rename it into Squaraszhan.

 

[trolman]

(Dont eaven try)
*Gwonman casts the uber1337 spell*

 

[AIagremm]

OMG SQUADALA GUY! Luckily I brought moths to eat your carpet, now go rub your weed with Link! I need to do a lot of remodeling to this whole place.

 

[trolman]

*As Gwonman and Link get high on the flying carpet,Gwonman turns one some explosives that destroy squadala tower*

 

[AIagremm]

Oh, good that I have "Tiny Ivory Tower of Karaszhan" in my inventory.

 

[trolman]

Lol gwonman wont like that.

 

[AIagremm]

Gwonman is two hundred miles away rubbing his donk in the morning.