Pivok RP Story Online Part

[TheDivineBoss]

Ok, since some idiot called Hake- I couldn't read it's weird Counterstrike name, ruined the game for us; I'll remake it. Modes like God-Mode, futuristic objects and actions, Chuck Norris, cheats, wall hacks, hacks, Halo, aimbots, Counterstrike, guns, the theory that the planet is round, rep, puppies and any other cute animals, being emo, lasers, lazers, lazors, silver gems and pancakes are off.

~Cocky 8-bit medieval intro song, a long dialog and eventually the game starts~

TDB- Has opened the cells.
TDB- The prisoners Elenai , NoAmmoSrry, HFR, Nerzhul, BlargHonk and two random anonymous players that can be swapped for PC players are released. Due to ironic events Hakeem and Bubba never stepped from their cell.
TDB- [Elenai has joined the party.]
TDB- [NoAmmoSrry has joined the party.]
TDB- [HFR has joined the party.]
TDB- [Nerzhul has joined the party.]
TDB- [BlargHonk has joined the party.]

 

[HFR]

*HFR uses Wrath of Ackbar

*All the traps on the board are disabled for 4 turns*

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts boredom
All bored for rest of game.

hoooooray..................................................

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

*NoAmmoSrry rolls dice*
*Dice come up saying Not today*
*Oh wait that's an 8-ball*
*Fail...*

 

[BlargHonk]

That wasn't funny

999999 DAMAGE

 

[~Void~]

/me gets his remote control of arcane death and uses it to cause you to fire your lazor into the back of your skull, and it ricochets around the inside of your skull several times, causing a singularity to occur inside your brain. You lose 110% of your max HP.

 

[HFR]

*Makes a awesome terrain*

All the terrainers on the board can change their Cityscape trees by one of the UTM trees.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

Nerzhul searches for traps!
Nerzhul rolls a 6.
Nerzhul finds no traps!

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

Rolls your mom

 

[Pyritie]

What the hell

 

[HFR]

WTF? No racism against moms here.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

The "I search for traps!" thing is a joke from Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon.

 

[BlargHonk]

wut.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

If you like fantasy, roleplaying, or just appreciate good humor, you NEED to see this.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

Im not rasict towars moms!

 

[BlargHonk]

lool

 

[HFR]

Im not rasict towars moms!

You sir isn't following the RPG rules. I'm afraid that I'll have to take you to the cell.

*HFR locks NoAmmoSrry in the cell for 10 turns*

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

*NoAmmoSrry uses ability Sneak*
*NoAmmoSrry escapes cell*
*NoAmmoSrry rolls a 10*
*NoAmmoSrry movoes 10 spaces to the Kingdom of SPAMALOT*
*Epic Win*

 

[Koicheen]

...two random anonymous players that can be swapped for PC players...

Koicheen: Random anonymous player eh?
LEET MODE ON
Koicheen:equips "Uber Imba Dark Black Flaming Angel Demon Assasin Warrior Blade Sword W0ot (Templars included)"
Koicheen: *changes name color*
Koicheen:"Woot!"
Koicheen: keelz0rez TheDivineBoss in 1 hit (OMGWTF)
LEET MODE OFF
EPIC MODE ON

The names Koicheen, remember it!

EPIC MODE OFF

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Koicheen: Random anonymous player eh?
LEET MODE ON
Koicheen:equips "Uber Imba Dark Black Flaming Angel Demon Assasin Warrior Blade Sword W0ot (Templars included)"
Koicheen: *changes name color*
Koicheen:"Woot!"
Koicheen: keelz0rez TheDivineBoss in 1 hit (OMGWTF)
LEET MODE OFF
EPIC MODE ON

The names Koicheen, remember it!

EPIC MODE OFF

1 rep/~31 posts players do not count.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

1 rep/~31 posts players do not count.

Owned.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

TDB does not count.

 

[HFR]

Haosis does not count.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Blue smurfs do not count either.

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

TDB does not count.

I will be the judge of that!

 

[ike_ike]

TDB does not count.

lolwut?

 

[HFR]

You does not count. Only Elenai does count, as he's transformed into a furry, and furries are immune to those things (dammit).

 

[Elenai]

Elenai counts.

1...2...3...A...pi...noodle...7...

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

You does not count. Only Elenai does count, as he's transformed into a furry, and furries are immune to those things (dammit).

Furries are gay. End of story.

Animals that can talk and stand on two feet? Yeah... fail.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

A good moderator would have closed this several pages ago. Good thing there are none.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

TDB- The partyleader teleports the Party to Fucking, in Austria.
TDB- Begins casting General Frank.
TDB- Must wait one turn.

 

[General Frank]

This thread is stupid and a hoard of spamming. Closed.