Pivok RP Story Online Part

[Elenai]

Elenai goes emo, drama levels increase in RP and distracts all players for six turns.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Can I say the Save vs. spell thingy again?


*Wanders around*

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

Nerzhul rolls a morale check.
He passes with a roll of 5(+4, due his Iron Will trait).

Nerzhul rolls a spell saving throw.
Nerzhul successfully deflects Emo with a roll of 5(+3 spell resistance from the Shield of Faith, +4 spell resistance from the Blade of Honor, -3 from Elenai's Magic Affinity trait).

Nerzhul casts Intimidating Shout and rolls a spell-check.
Nerzhul successfully casts Intimidating Shout with a roll of 4(+3 from his Booming Voice passive skill).

Nerzhul uses his Frenzy trait, giving him two more turns.

Nerzhul casts Charge at TBD and succeeds without a spell-check due to Frenzy.
Nerzhul momentarily stuns TBD.

Nerzhul attacks.
Nerzhul hits with a roll of 4(+3 from 2H Sword specialization, +2 from Frenzy while ignoring armor).
Nerzhul deals 37 damage(+4 damage from Frenzy).
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Beat that, TheDivineBoss!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Nerzhul rolls a morale check.
He passes with a roll of 5(+4, due his Iron Will trait).

Nerzhul rolls a spell saving throw.
Nerzhul successfully deflects Emo with a roll of 5(+3 spell resistance from the Shield of Faith, +4 spell resistance from the Blade of Honor, -3 from Elenai's Magic Affinity trait).

Nerzhul casts Intimidating Shout and rolls a spell-check.
Nerzhul successfully casts Intimidating Shout with a roll of 4(+3 from his Booming Voice passive skill).

Nerzhul uses his Frenzy trait, giving him two more turns.

Nerzhul casts Charge at TBD and succeeds without a spell-check due to Frenzy.
Nerzhul momentarily stuns TBD.

Nerzhul attacks.
Nerzhul hits with a roll of 4(+3 from 2H Sword specialization, +2 from Frenzy while ignoring armor).
Nerzhul deals 37 damage(+4 damage from Frenzy).
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Beat that, TheDivineBoss!

Yeah I couldn't do it better, hitting poor TheBloodDancer.

You know what, I'll throw you out of the party for killing an innocent PC character and decreasing our Reputation from 20 to 15.

TDB- Removes Nerzhul (Paladin) from the Party.
TDB- Adds Elenai (Cleric) to the Party.

We had too much tacklers anyway.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Steel_Stallion has joined the game.

Steel_Stallion casts extreme faggotry

Steel_Stallion gains +5 to Charm

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

Yeah I couldn't do it better, hitting poor TheBloodDancer

Lol! My bad. Excuse the spelling error.

TDB- Removes Nerzhul (Berserker) from the Party.

I'm a Paladin, you moron. PALADIN. A human paladin.

 

[Koicheen]

Koicheen-(duelist, rapier weapon master) has joined the game.
Koicheen- equips The Laughing blade.
Koicheen- Uses Feat "Whirlwind Slash"
Koicheen- Deals 33 (21+12(3*4) phisical damage) to umm... people around him...

 

[Tyranid]

*Crashes into the board*

*prepares to cast: say something*

HAY GUISE WUTS HAPPENING!?

*IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

 

[Just_Spectating]

HAHA, emo cleric

 

[HFR]

*HFR summons Emo Hunter: Michael Jackson*

*Michael Jackson deals 500 damage to all emos in the board*

Elenai is dead.

 

[Koicheen]

Koicheen:Nooo! Not elenai! He's a cleric! He can heal! D:
Koicheen: attacks HFR *critical hit*
Koicheen: deals 62 damage to HFR.

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite): Casts M90M1-CAWS
All Zombies take 999999999 to face
Koicheen: Head splodes

 

[Elenai]

Elenai uses spirit of redemption, and respawns at the nearest graveyard, which being as gothic/emo as he is at the moment...is about two feet away.

 

[supertoinkz]

Yay! No one attacks me! Tnx Evrybody
Now taste my brother's, brother's, brother's, brother's, brothers....... special attack!!!!
ULTRA FLARE! DOOM HAD COME TO THIS WORLD!

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts Annoying
supertoinkz' Ultra Flare is stopped
supertoinkz cries

 

[HFR]

*HFR sacrifices Michael Jackson for 250 extra mana*

*HFR casts Magic Ackbar's Trap*

All the enemy units in the board cannot use support magics for 5 turns

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts Vore on HFR
HFR is Eaten

 

[HFR]

*HFR uses item: WoW killer

All the WoW addicteds take -500 damage.

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) isn't a WoW addict. 0 DAMAGE!

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

NoAmmoSrry joins the party.
NoAmmoSrry is a Nomadic Norse Rouge, from the future.

NoAmmoSrry takes out his shotgun and kills everyone.

NoAmmoSrry has disconnected from the RP server.
NoAmmoSrry oh and I steal all of your lunch monies!

 

[frostwhisper]

Hay guise! What's going on here?

 

[ike_ike]

Freakin NPCs. GTFO Frost.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

He reminds me of Noober.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

The_wand_mirrror - Lays an egg

 

[frostwhisper]

frostwhisper hatches from it D:!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Now if frostwhisper dies, you'll lose 1 point of Constitution.

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts Beer
frostwhisper receives Beer

 

[Koicheen]

Koicheen: attempts to take the beer from frostwhiper.
Koicheen: *reflex check to take the beer *success*
Koicheen: takes the beer.
Koicheen: Wohoo!

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts BitchSlap
Koicheen is BitchSlapped
BlargHonk(Elite) takes Beer and gives to frostwhisper

 

[TheDivineBoss]

TDB- Begins casting Happy Hour.
TDB- Happy Hour can only be used on Fridays.
TDB- Spell has no effect.

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) casts TIMEWARP
Day is moved to Friday
Happy Hour initiates

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

Nerzhul casts Flare!
Everyone within a 7(+3 Magic Affinity) space radius is blinded for one turn!

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) walks into a Pole
5 damage!

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

NoAmmoSrry was not within the radius when flare was cast.
NoAmmoSrry casts "Puff puff and pass the grass".

*Bob Marley enters the room*

 

[Elenai]

Elenai drinks esteem potion.

Elenai recieves an 'ego boost'

Elenai has a memory flash back about his failed relationship.

Elenai loses -9001 ego health.

 

[HFR]

*HFR summons Iristle*

*Iristle bitch slaps Elenai

Elenai takes -250 damage and turns into a emo for 3 turns

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

*summons BAHAMUT THE LORD OF DOOM*

Everyone takes pi damage.

 

[HFR]

*summon Pyritie: Furried Dragon*

Pyritie: RAWR!

Everyone on the board becomes a furry for 2 turns

 

[Myridonius]

*You cannot cast Meteor while furryfied*

 

[HFR]

*Summon Kimbo*

*sacrifices Kimbo for Furry Immunity*

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

*Summons The Norris*
*Chuck Norris appears on the board and tells Elenai to get some brass bawls and Elenai receives +10000 ego boost*
*Bob Marley tells Elenai Dont Worry Be Happy and Elenai gets +10000 ego boost*
*Oh_Snap apears on the board and banhammers me*

(By the way this is all hapenning in Furry mode)

 

[TheDivineBoss]

When it comes to realistic RPing, most of you guys are bollocks at it.

 

[HFR]

*HFR uses "I don't care"

Shots 4 lazors at each user. Each laser deals 25 damage.

 

[BlargHonk]

BlargHonk(Elite) holds up Mirror
Lazor deflected!
HFR Hit by Lazor
100 damage!

 

[I)eadnerzhul]

When it comes to realistic RPing, most of you guys are bollocks at it.

The closest I've ever come to classic DnD RP'ing was Warcraft III RP'ing. I think you know how "realistic" it is.

Nerzhul rolls a spell saving-throw for Furry.
Nerzhul rolls an 8(+3 Shield of Faith, +4 Blade of Honor).
Nerzhul succeeds!
Nerzhul casts Taunt at Elenai.
Nerzhul: YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!

Edit: I've always wanted to do that.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

. . . .

 

[Elenai]

Elenai is immune to furries, having loved one, and after having fought with Pyritie for a year.

Elenai strikes the thread with "rain of rep" causing mass confusion.

 

[HFR]

*HFR starts a Rep Parite*

Angry mod appears!

*HFR stops casting rep parite*

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

*NoAmmoSrry casts Multi-Cast*

*Multi-Cast casts PUPPIES*

*Opra takes puppies and gives everyone on the board free puppies!*

 

[Hakeem]

*enters: God Mode, because he can totally do that now >*
*now has buff: Boredom*
*casts: Apocalypse*
*buff level increase: Boredom*
*casts: Emoquit*
*has left the game*