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THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!
First Knight Story
When we arrived on this weird planet I noticed immediately the grounds smelled of a substance long thought forgotten in the Imperium of man. We could use this substance to fight the Tyranids as it sweetness as driven lesser men mad. Many of my Guardians have fallen subject to insanity and just started eating like they were going to die the next day. Truly we were surrounded by a cursed substance! I call it Choc-o-lot! This Definitely a Work of slaaneesh!
I believe this choc-o-lot is incredibley useful against the servants of chaos as I threw some at Kharn. Who immedately screamed "CHOCLATE MY FAVORITE!" and all of sudden his soldiers turned around and started to devour the very ground below them. Little did they know it was what drove them insane. Next they went into a self endorsed coma. That made them easy prey for my halbried. Next the Eldar Farseers arrived but I threw a specially designed grenade that exploded the substance yet again defeated my foes.
Then came a tyranid hive fleet that started to melt away at the sight of choc-o-lot as they became weaker and died of poisoning! But this plague soon destroyed the entire imperial guard regiment on the planet. Then from above came something that looked like a Kroot! And it ate the entire planet.
First Knight Story
When we arrived on this weird planet I noticed immediately the grounds smelled of a substance long thought forgotten in the Imperium of man. We could use this substance to fight the Tyranids as it sweetness as driven lesser men mad. Many of my Guardians have fallen subject to insanity and just started eating like they were going to die the next day. Truly we were surrounded by a cursed substance! I call it Choc-o-lot! This Definitely a Work of slaaneesh!
I believe this choc-o-lot is incredibley useful against the servants of chaos as I threw some at Kharn. Who immedately screamed "CHOCLATE MY FAVORITE!" and all of sudden his soldiers turned around and started to devour the very ground below them. Little did they know it was what drove them insane. Next they went into a self endorsed coma. That made them easy prey for my halbried. Next the Eldar Farseers arrived but I threw a specially designed grenade that exploded the substance yet again defeated my foes.
Then came a tyranid hive fleet that started to melt away at the sight of choc-o-lot as they became weaker and died of poisoning! But this plague soon destroyed the entire imperial guard regiment on the planet. Then from above came something that looked like a Kroot! And it ate the entire planet.
