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[Evillizard]

Before I say anything,
OMGWTFFINALLYIGOTWARCRAFTIIIANDPHOTOSHOPTO WORK!

The baby is born, and it's a girl! The child is named Belial, and everyone in Kalimdor is very thrilled for this new heir!
"The forests of Kalimdor whisper the name... Belial..."
And first born, the first, Emo Hippy! *Troljan falls out of his chair*
And even more news!
Evillizard and Raven has summoned Varimathrias and Sylvanas to Kalimdor, saving them from Trolman! They have sent them also into the portal, but accidently there is a camera on them! As they go threw, they see...
ARGUS! As a greeny planet! All the Eredars are now Green Eredars and are druidic! As we go threw, we see the Enviromental Throne, where Arthas sits and likes a couch potato. And, we see The river of spirits, where we see pudding. Aperently, we found the soul of Billy in the pudding. Oh wait... *censor* *error*
They even made a black meddow for Varimathrias and Sylvanas. And look, you can see over there at the None-Hellish Throne Archimonde, Kil'jaeden and Sargeras as playing Hop-Scotch. And if you look to the portal, you see the army of Treants and Emos ready to protect Argus.

 

[takakenji]

lolwut

 

[Evillizard]

lolwutwut?

 

[trolman]

What the?
*goes down to the dungeons*
THE PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED!CLOSE DOWN THE CITY!CALL THE MONKS TO CAST A HOLLY WALL SO THE DREADLORD CANT LEAVE!AND THEN SEARCH EVERY SQUARE METER FOR THEM!
Strange they took the B sexual ogre with them...
Also your daughter looks more like a boy.....and why doesent ithave pants?Oo
Maybe she can grow up for a day and use a better model?

 

[AIagremm]

I know your plan Evillizard. You want to infuse her with different powers and create a new Guardian!

BUT HOW COULD YOU DONE THIS TO ARGUS? TO EREDAR? TO ALL THE DARKNESS THAT CONSUMED THIS WORLD! WE WILL HAVE JUSTICE! THE BLOOD OF YOUR PEOPLE... YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS... SEEKS JUSTICE! COME OUT COWARD! COME AND FACE THE WRATH OF THE TRIUMVIRATE! (Patch 3.7)

 

[Tleno]

Great, now there is one more freak on our planet... I have to finish my secret Airs...*Cut out*...!

 

[StormWarriors2]

Well it really sucks to be you guys. Espically if my templars are putting in dwarven expolsives everywhere in Ice Crown Citadael. Ever since the Council has deemed it unrealiable (creatures have escaped *cough*)
Why didn't we just Kill Varmarthis?

 

[Evillizard]

Actually, it was Velen's idea... we had a circle, and Velen spoke up. She has pants. All babies look alike no matter what sex, Trolman.

 

[trolman]

Well she learned to walk pritty fast...

 

[Azsure]

YES!!! Oh, no I mean too bad they escaped...

 

[Evillizard]

Azsure, you want into my paradise? Everyone is welcome. Argus is very big now, that's how I'm able to create a wonderland for everyone ^-^

 

[Azsure]

Al, Evillizard and everyone, STOP asking me to go live in your lands, I like Ashanvale and not even you or the hippies will change that.

 

[trolman]

Hmm why are you cheering azsure?

 

[Evillizard]

Just an offer, Azsure, all of Kalimdor is a free land to all people, but we stop conquests from starting through our enigma of an army.

 

[Evillizard]

The Kanadian army (Kalimdor Army) is always ready to protect our peace.

 

[Azsure]

No, Trolman it's just that I would like to see Sylvanas one last time, though without Clare watching me, just to say hi.

 

[Evillizard]

You can ask her through Pmail (peacemail). We found a connection from Kalimdor to Argus.

 

[Azsure]

Mail "Uhmm, hi Sylvanas, I don't think you remember me anymore, I was in Quel'Thalas two years ago, anyway I'm just saying hi and bye" ... that's cheesy...

 

[Evillizard]

I never suggested that

 

[Evillizard]

Is the twilight portal the one connecting Argus and Kalimdor? If not, then sure. And you can observe our peace if you want ^-^

 

[AIagremm]

I will observe your insanity. And Twilight portal is the portal between Azeroth and Draenosh.

 

[Evillizard]

Oh, so you want to go Berlin wall on your own people? That's fine.

 

[AIagremm]

Well, there are still many other races in Draenosh, like Grouse, Arakoa, Orcs, my humans, high elves and draenei, broken, lost ones, even some furbolgs!

 

[Evillizard]

There are no races on my world, for there is no reason to classify as a race, we are all people.

 

[AIagremm]

We are all spirits... we are all souls... we are all pure and we bring the corruption on ourselves by our own actions. We are pure so we must see the impurity in us and except it. This is our way. This is our peace. We do not deny. We except.

 

[Evillizard]

Thiesm leads to war, in most cases. There is a difference betwene Spirituality and Thiesm, though. Anyway, I'm not denying your way of peace. Infact, I admire all ways of achieving peace, I was getting at Trolman's way of getting peace. Fighting for peace is fighting for fight.

 

[AIagremm]

Did you ever see me fight for peace? Except for the Icecrown thing.

 

[Evillizard]

I never said you did.

 

[AIagremm]

I never said you said I did. Im just saying xD

 

[Evillizard]

Well, I love everyone. I don't care if I do not know them, I don't care what they've done, I don't care for their sex, I just love them. Some people ask "Does that make me gay?" When you think of it in that incorrect sense, It would make me bi-sexual, but to correct that theory I would like to say "Is a parent bi-sexual for loving both her daughter and son?" Of course, I am only a parent to Belial, but in the same sense I love everyone.

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... anyway, Im going to wait for her to blow up half of Argus when her powers that you insufsed in her awaken.

 

[Evillizard]

I have infused nothing in Belial, but I have infused some of my powers in Raven.
Get the perverted joke?

 

[Evillizard]

I don't have sex with kids. I'm not saying whatever you do, or what Michael Jackson was believed to do for a while, is wrong, I'm saying I don't do it.

 

[AIagremm]

Yes, you used the mother to give the power to child... how smart...

I never said you did.

 

[Evillizard]

....
Belial will be whatever she wants to be when she grows up. Unlike Trolman's communism, fate is maintained by the fatee.

 

[AIagremm]

All of this is becomeing too much for me. Im going to reform Triumvirate, claim something powerful, destroy some evil and lock the portal.

 

[Amargaard]

Don't mind me, I'm just a peon from the future writing down notes of which notable persons there are/will later be in Argus:
- Evillizard
- Raven
- Belial
- Arthas
- Sylvanas
- Varimathras
- Drek'thar
- Snixx
- Sen'jiquib Fireweed
- Peon Amargaard
- Screen
- Soul of Billy (Who's this?)
- Archimonde
- Kil'jaeden
- Sargeras
- Canibal Troll
- Pedophile Ogre Jailor
- Dreadlord