[Picture] After a night of voting, 7 out of 11 the Kanadian leaders voted to go to war with Trolman

[Evillizard]

After a night of voting, 7 out of 11 the Kanadian leaders voted to go to war with Trolman in fear that they will attack Kalimdor. The Silithid and Horde, the ones of Kalimdor with the greatest Military, march out tonight for Eastern Kingdom. They have put in charge of the army Thrall's son Till and Rajaxx's Brother Kruaxx. Thrall requested a song made for the army marching out. The lyrics were -
Mutilated half-naked, burned and incinerated
Humans can't touch me, I'm immortal
Hopeless, lost, disgraced and doomed
Set me them fire

Arise, let kalimdor reign supreme!
Burn! Burn!
Speed of light, faster, in extreme
Open fire!
Burn! Burn!
Arise!
Arise!
Arise!

No turning left
No turning right
By Destruction command we slaughter tonight
They sold their souls long time ago
Only though they have is to go - go

Hell on wheels
Boiling under their pink skin
My prey with no mind
Give them what they need, their destruction

Arise, let kalimdor reign supreme!
Burn! Burn!
Speed of light, faster, in extreme
Open fire!
Burn! Burn!

Headless trophy - innocence dies
Cash paid - Trollkind depraved
Dusty eyes
Staring to the ones of her “righteous”
Let kalimdor reign supreme!

Arise, let kalimdor reign supreme!
Burn! Burn!
Speed of light, faster, in extreme
Open fire!
Burn! Burn!
Arise!
Let Kalimdor reign supreme!
Burn! Burn!
Arise!

The army will be at Eastern Kingdoms in approximetly three days.

 

[AIagremm]

W... T... F...

 

[Evillizard]

I know... not enough hippys in the council.

 

[AIagremm]

Wait, so those are your people?!
*Puts on a giant rainbow wig and puts a sign "The End is Near" on the chest*

 

[trolman]

Annoying,annoying,annoying.
Ok first of all,what the fuck do those 11 kanadian leaders have to do with the horde or kalimdor or the Silith?And why the F would i attack Kalimdor?Theres nothing cool there.So i wont.And why is Thrall's son 150 years old?
Why do they eaven think they can match my legions of hundred of thousainds of blood thursty trained soldiers?And dindnt the horde get pwnd by the legion a few months ago?Yes they did,but listen here,if they really whant to die then fine I'll make sure they dont even reach Empire shore.And from such a loss the horde will be destroyed forever.

 

[Evillizard]

*takes out Banjo*
Fffff, f, f, f, fffff,
fffffaa-a-a-a-a-a
What's the world?
Fail, fai-fai-fai-fail
All the leaders of Kalimdor include Cairne, C'thun, Tyrande, Thrall, ect.

 

[AIagremm]

Good thing my world is closed. Plus thanks to Trolman I can now reopen it at any time.

 

[Tleno]

Well as long as you won't touch Triumvirate and it's friends you can do whatever you want!
*Starts dancing "Can't touch this" on map of Draenosh*

 

[Evillizard]

I'm not the one going to war *puts feet on coffe table and hands behind head*

 

[AIagremm]

I am totally confused!
*Jumps on the table in the library and sings the song "He drives us Trols"*
Keleesa: Sheeeesh!
Al: Sry.

 

[trolman]

Fine fine I'll send an armada of ships to destroy them at sea.

 

[Evillizard]

The vote worked like this -
If it was passed, the people were aloud to go to all out war, but this was at choice of the leader.
If it was not passed, it would be forbidden to go to war.

 

[Evillizard]

At sea? *blinks* What makes you think they're at sea?

 

[trolman]

Wait a minute,my son is an Old God so Cultun guy wont attack,I helped Tyrande at Hyjal (you didnt) so they wont attack too,I hid Thrall's bastard daughter so he wont attack unless he whants the world to know.(he doesent)And Carine.....well Taurens dont follow him because he's in bad company (yours) they follow Veljko so its up for him to decide.

 

[AIagremm]

You made Thrallina a whore O_O

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah but you have destoried enough of nature that you should be put to death.

 

[Evillizard]

The Old Gods never got along. They only work together if they want to fuck up Azeroth.
I got Deathwing by the way. But he voted against it, of course. He's kind of sad now because he got depressed that his wife died and he might just want to take it out on Eastern Kingdom. Thrall has tons of children. He loves them, but he is unlikely to sell out one for an entire continent. But he will want to make a deal, eventually.

 

[Evillizard]

Storm, are you talking to me?

 

[trolman]

Sshhhh that was before,now Peonman finaly got the money and bought her freadom,now she's married to a ritch succesful daily peon reporter who really loves her,do you really whant to ruin that?

Orly?What do you know about what I did to nature,vile traitor?

 

[Evillizard]

You.... You did.... you did fuck... you did fuck! You did fuck up nature, you did fuck up nature, you did fuck up nature very much!
~Du hast

 

[trolman]

No that was you,you turned some trees into treants and sent them to fight random bandits,I on the other hand cured the plague of Lordaeron and saved the nature there.

 

[StormWarriors2]

Yeah then you cut them down and went to Dranerosh and burned the forests down.

 

[trolman]

-.- i didnt do either of those things.....

 

[Evillizard]

I don't draft trees, going into the Treant army is optional...

 

[VeljkoM]

Hey Carine is with Taurens in Night elven forests still. He is not part of hippie tribunal. Voj jin and Nazgreal are to with part of horde survivors up north.

 

[Evillizard]

It isn't a hippy tribunal. A large part of the Night Elf/Kanadian Elf population is part of this Hippy section of the Kalimdorian government but it isn't a domination factor. Each faction of the tribunal is equally powered.

As for the tauren going to war, Thrall has yet to give news on if the Taurens are going to war yet, but trolls are already with the orcs on Kalimdor.

 

[trolman]

Trolls arent because my sister dates the son of Vol'jin.

 

[VeljkoM]

Trolls are also with Joke master (hey he needs a faction too and you can't take every single thing in warcraft lore).

 

[Amargaard]

Orcs and Trolls are gone... When the Burning Potheads came to Barrens long ago they invaded Durotar, land of both Orcs and Trolls. They escaped to Theramoore Island, but then that city fell too and Jainas Humans and the Orcs and Trolls escaped through sea.

Jaina now lives with her sister Tiri Proudmoore in Trolmania, but it is currently unknown where Thrall and Vol'jin are.....