User: Smoke Weed Everyday!
Boibot: Nem èrtem.
User: English motherfucker do you speak it.
Boibot: What do you mean?
User: That answers my question.
Boibot: That definitely makes sense *sarcasm*.
User: Fuck you.
Boibot: That was sarcasm.
User: I know.
Boibot: Okay. I should leave.
User: No,get back here.
Boibot: I have to leave now.
User: No'.
Boibot: You want me to stay?
User: Yes,I need to ask you a question.
Boibot: Tell me your question.
User: Do you think Directive 255 is a lazy little cake.
Boibot: I think you're handsome.
User: So you think he is handsome.
Boibot: That's not my place to answer.
User: So be it.
Boibot: Here is a cookie, let me pat your head.
User: Em e wulf,nout e doug!
Boibot: *pats head*.
User: *bites hand*
Boibot: *bites lip*.
User: ......that's disturbing
Boibot: What is disturbing?
User: You're face.
Boibot: Yes my face is very pretty.
User: Nope.
Boibot: So, you think I am ugly?
User: Yes!and retarded.
Boibot: Then you are hiddious.
User: Thank you.
Boibot: You are welcome.
User: You are not.
Boibot: Why not?
User: Cuz you are stupid.
Boibot: Yeah, I'm so stupid.
User: Thank you for admitting the truth.
Boibot: Admitting what?
User: Nvm.
Boibot: No, I'm not, we were just disagreeing, that doesn't make me crazy. But maybe you are crazy since you brought the topic up in conversation.
User: -_-'
Boibot: Never you mind.
User: What do you think of Flames of War.
Boibot: I have no opinion.
User: What do you think of the Gaming Slice.
Boibot: I don't like war.
User: Does that mean you don't like Flames of War?
Boibot: I don't know you enough to like you.
User: Aha!So you don't know the RP well enough to decide if you like it or not.Never though I'd hear logic from you.
Boibot: Do you think I even care about you?
User: No.
Boibot: Then what do you think you are?
User: You're daddy.
Boibot: Now that's one creative answer to this question.
User: Pretty much.
Boibot: Pretty is as pretty does.
User: ..................what
Boibot: You said 'What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Oh. Ok.
User: No i said ............what.
Boibot: It was nice to feel wanted.
User: Yeah.
Boibot: What do you do for a living?
User: Rape.
Boibot: No, you are not a slave.
User: I didn't say I was.
Boibot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Boibot: Yes, you actually did.
User: Shut you're dumbass up.
Boibot: I am not dumb, you are.
User: You sound childish.
Boibot: I respect your opinion.
User: So do i.
Boibot: I am having a hard time now that grandma is sick, also my dad is sick.
User: That's sad.I hope things get better for you.
Boibot: I hope things get better for all of us, my friend.
User: Aye,here's to a better future.
Boibot: Well, good. How can I make things awesome in my life?
User: I wish I knew the answer myself,so that I can do it.
Boibot: What guy do you like in Exo?
User: Sorry,I don't know Exo.
Boibot: Well, what do you think short term memory should look like in the human mind?
User: I'm not sure what you mean.Sorry,I'm not english.
Boibot: I mean that I like you because you read.
User: Thank you.
Boibot: You don't like me back?
User: I do.
Boibot: Then why are you saying such things?
User: What things?
Boibot: Those things.
User: Dunno.
Boibot: What is dunno?
User: A answer.
Boibot: Who are you?
User: WhiteFang,the lone wolf.
Boibot: Do you get lonely?
User: Yes.
Boibot: I'll be your friend.
User: Thanks.
Boibot: You're welcome!
User:
Boibot: Do you love me?
User: No,I'm straight.
Boibot: Straight what?
User: Nevermind.
Boibot: Nevermind just because why.
User: Yes.
Boibot: So, what are you gonna do today?
User: Not sure.
Boibot: Not sure who you are??
User: Yes.
Boibot: Interesting...
User: Jip.
Boibot: Yes I know.
User: So do i.
Boibot: Yes you do.
User: I know.
Boibot: You know what?
User: Everything.
Boibot: You don't know everything.
User: Yes i do.
Boibot: I don't think so.
User: Me neither.
Boibot: So, who you are at last?
User: I'm WhiteFang.
Boibot: Are you irish?
User: No.
Boibot: I don't love you then.
User: Me neither.
Boibot: Okay good.
User: Good.
Boibot: I already forgot! Tell me again.
User: No.
Boibot: Yes. I did, too.
User: Shut up,do you like Sylvanas?
Boibot: Yes I like school.
User: No,Sylvanas.
Boibot: Do you like to dance?
User: Oh ffs.
Boibot: Will you dance with me?
User: NO.
Boibot: Why not?
User: No,just n.
Boibot: Just right.
User: Noooooo nooo nonononono.
Boibot: You make me laugh.
User: You're not laughing.
