Neverending Story

[Apheraz Lucent]

Let's team up to craft a funny and interesting story!
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Make sense with last posts, and let the party begin! So, let me start:

One day, Jaina found a -

 

[Fussiler1]

mod that closed this thread

a great and awesome chicken

 

[Koeky]

and with the chicken she summoned dark and evil beings

 

[Aeroblyctos]

And he got an orgams, even though it is forbidden.

 

[rcshaggy]

She then went to the garden...

 

[Joe-black-5]

Done before Twice and got closed since the results were scary.