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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!

Theme | Rough Description | |
1. | Do ya feel lucky... punk? | STOP YER BELLYACHIN', this here is the wild west, and there's no room fer pansy-asses round here. Only the tough survive, and only the handsome, grisled men with 5 o'clock shadows get to be the heroes. so DRAW... err... model... oh, you know what i mean. |
2. | Vehicular Manslaughter | Gentlemen... START, YOUR, ENGINES! Because when we start this vehicle contest, you dont want to be left in the dust. So make sure your tank is full and your computer is hot, cause if you aint first... you're last. VROOOMANNA! |
3. | We are cyborg.... we are legion | You and everyone you love will be assimilated into this soulless, calculating and efficient contest theme. Make your best half-organic, half-mechanical monstrosity and pray it doesnt kill you when you turn it on. Resistance to this theme... is futile. |
4. | CREEP - LIKE A BAOWSS | Are you creepin like a boss? I think the better question is, what sort of man would combine those two songs? I'll tell you what kind. YOU! You have to make a boss unit of a creepy race in wc3.... bonus points if you make him dance. |
5. | Angels and Demons | Dont worry, this theme is significantly easier to understand than the movie.... all you need to know is that it is up to you to create some kind of angelic or demonic creature before tom hanks destroys the Vatican with an antimatter bomb to stop the ninja Illuminati from... i dunno.... destroying scientology? |
6. | Let the beat drop. | Make a musical unit. Arthas' rock'n'roll bandmates? A unit that uses an instrument as a weapon? (like a big battle-axe aha... ( ಠ_ಠ) Or even a one man band! Get out your headphones 'n' turntables fellow DJs... cause we about to kick this party INTO OVERDRIVE! BWAAAOOOMMMaWAUBWUBWUBbuabubblubdub! |
7. | He is DOHVAKIIN.... DRAGONBORN! | FUS RO DAH! rarawrar... fire... wings... rarawrara.... FUCKING HELL GIANT LIZARDS.... rawr |
8. | Mutants? Pyramidhe@d wins! | Create your best horrendously mutated monstrosity for this freakshow of a contest. I mean... we all know we're just going to give pyramidhe@d the award but... well, there's always 2nd and 3rd place right? |
9. | Mimic gimmick | In the words of a very wise old fish... IT'S A TRAP! that is to say... this theme is a trap. You have to make a seemingly benign object somehow FUCKIN EVIL. Be it the razor-toothed toilet, a psychopathic mop, or the DEMON BANANA KING! This theme is more... than meets the eye |
10. | Buggin' out | So while surfin the web for my favorite cricket game, i fly by this theme. And when i spyd 'er, i knew it would beetal themes. Ant how could i refuse? |