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A small parody of that Grinch song that I created out of boredom while reading Mini-Me's staff hate thread. I wish I had a microphone so I could sing this. Original lyrics here.
You're a mean one, Mr. Mod.
You've got earthworms in your heart!
You're as angry as a bull, and
'Bout as deadly as a dart,
Mr. MoooOD!
You're a slimy toad with a
Big ugly waaaaaart!
You're a monster, Mr. Mod.
As cuddly as a knife edge!
You could scare away a mother.
Yet you're awesome, you allege,
Mr. MoooooOD!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Private Messaaaaage!
You're a vile one, Mr. Mod.
You could make vampires run!
You have all the charming details
Of a newbie with a gun,
Mr. MoooooOD!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the
Newbie with a guuuuuun!
You're a foul one, Mr. Mod.
You're a monster of a man!
A fat, disgusting slob
Of a fat, disgusting clan,
Mr. MoooooOD!
The three words that best describe you are, and I quote:
"Troll, Flame, Ban!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Mod.
Your brain is just some dots!
Always torturing the users
With your sinister plots,
Mr. MooooooOD!
Your account is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knoooots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Mod.
With a nauseas super-naus!
You're an evil, vile despot
Thinking he is Santa Clause,
Mr. MooooooOD!
You're a three decker spam sandwich with
Infraction saaaaaaauce!
You've got earthworms in your heart!
You're as angry as a bull, and
'Bout as deadly as a dart,
Mr. MoooOD!
You're a slimy toad with a
Big ugly waaaaaart!
You're a monster, Mr. Mod.
As cuddly as a knife edge!
You could scare away a mother.
Yet you're awesome, you allege,
Mr. MoooooOD!
I wouldn't touch you with a
Private Messaaaaage!
You're a vile one, Mr. Mod.
You could make vampires run!
You have all the charming details
Of a newbie with a gun,
Mr. MoooooOD!
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the
Newbie with a guuuuuun!
You're a foul one, Mr. Mod.
You're a monster of a man!
A fat, disgusting slob
Of a fat, disgusting clan,
Mr. MoooooOD!
The three words that best describe you are, and I quote:
"Troll, Flame, Ban!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Mod.
Your brain is just some dots!
Always torturing the users
With your sinister plots,
Mr. MooooooOD!
Your account is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knoooots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Mod.
With a nauseas super-naus!
You're an evil, vile despot
Thinking he is Santa Clause,
Mr. MooooooOD!
You're a three decker spam sandwich with
Infraction saaaaaaauce!
