Horn's daily lesson.

[brad.dude03]

Wow this guy is annoying.

Whitehorn, try and keep your fanclub off of our forums.

 

[atropos007]

Fanclub ain't appropriate word for such activity. We are FOLLOWERS of him! Pray to the Whitehorn! :>

 

[Horn]

An interview for a job, fool.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Fanclub ain't appropriate word for such activity. We are FOLLOWERS of him! Pray to the Whitehorn! :>

( ')3( ( )
Ass Kissing.

 

[atropos007]

( ')3( ( )
Ass Kissing.

Jealous because you don't have priviledges to kiss his ass?

 

[Ratherion]

Why... are you worshiping him?

I mean Whitehorns cool and all with his harsh logic and awsome knowledge base, but still man.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Jealous because you don't have priviledges to kiss his ass?

Jealous because none of your comments have any intelligence to them and you didn't get banned yet =.=

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Whitehorn, one post shows that you are an absolute ass. It takes two or three to see that you as "awesome".

 

[Ratherion]

I... must agree

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Whitehorn, one post shows that you are an absolute ass. It takes two or three to see that you as "awesome".

QFT x 92,000,000. If you cut aside all the attacks whitehorn tends to make, you will see that he is a very insightful person.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Whitehorn, one post shows that you are an absolute ass. It takes two or three to see that you as "awesome".

Oh, my God, 'see that you as "awesome"', I was going to say something else and forgot to delete the "that". Sorry.

 

[Ratherion]

Hmm... weird... atropos just tried to MSN me... or was that any of you intelligent guys?

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Hmm... weird... atropos just tried to MSN me... or was that any of you intelligent guys?

Don't got MSN. check who does.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

It wasn't me. Also, GL with the job interview, Whitehorn.

 

[Ratherion]

Yes yes! GL!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I wonder what job Whitehorn is getting interviewed for..

 

[Horn]

Get out of my thread.

 

[brad.dude03]

The picture seems pretty self-explanatory.

 

[Ralle]

This is a very nice thread Whitehorn. I really hope that people will listen to this.
I see these mistakes every day but I don't say anything..

[broke="+REP"]Whitehorn[/broke]

 

[Horn]

Contractions added.

 

[atropos007]

plz add "wierd/weird" to next lesson

 

[Horn]

Conjunctions are the WORST. It's always something along the lines of
were instead of we're or there instead of they're.... It ALWAYS bothers me.

They're contractions.

Conjunctions are used to link phrases and clauses, such as 'I ate the burger and the curry'

 

[brad.dude03]

Then/Than: I mix those two up all the time as well

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

6 days and no more lessons =(

 

[Jacek]

It's because you guys had hurt Whitehorn's feelings... he is crying now, maybe cutting himself too (ACROSS!) ;(

 

[Horn]

I cut myself to inject pig fat directly into my veins. I just can't get enough.

Anyway, I've been away and busy, so not spotted any problems lately that warrant a lesson.

 

[Sansui]

Oooh can I try that?

 

[SeaGull1723]

Posting in English isn't going to help the forums if their first language isn't English.

 

[Samuraid]

...so not spotted any problems lately that warrant a lesson.

That can be arranged...

 

[Horn]

Posting in English isn't going to help the forums if their first language isn't English.

This is an English board. If foreignors truly have any respect for the rules, they'll at least try.

 

[wugiboy]

This is an English board. If foreigners truly have any respect for the rules, they'll at least try.

fixed mate

 

[HappyTauren]

add "plz" to next lesson. Seriously.

 

[brad.dude03]

Plz, Pls, Plx, and of course the ever-famous Plox should all be added.

 

[Horn]

That's just stupid.

 

[Samuraid]

...should all be added.

Also, do a lesson on the annoyance of overusing passive voice.