Greetings and Salutations!

[Bernkastel]

NIPAH~

 

[AIagremm]

*Lies dead*

 

[Bernkastel]

He's dead! Let's eat him. :3

 

[AIagremm]

*Lies dead enjoying himself because he knew he... she... it... whatever, would eat him*

 

[Bernkastel]

Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

 

[Bernkastel]

This pony infection.. It must be stopped. I have spoken

 

[AIagremm]

*Looks around and comes closer*
So you want to join the Resistance? You must speak... with the Leader.

 

[Bernkastel]

Auu~ I am already in it!

 

[Bernkastel]

And can you see that!? That Pony -WherewolfTherewolf has been harassing me on my profile. He even laughed at my katana ;<
(Oh yes, and i'd like you to know that half of the time when you're online i am paying attention to what you are doing at the moment when i am waiting for an answer as you're the only one able to lowly comprehend my twisted personality.)

 

[AIagremm]

Okay...

Oh, then make the Choice! Choose the pink pill and you will return to your profile and think this was a dream. But take the light blue pill and you will see the truth about ponies!

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~ I'll take the light blue.. My profile is pony invaded anyways :e

 

[AIagremm]

*Garshilan sees that ponies are actually small kind of horses that have colors like those of normal horses, have no horn, dont talk nor fly and spend time on farms*

 

[Bernkastel]

Oh what a friend we have in Cthulhu...

 

[AIagremm]

Indeed we do. If only PEOPLE WOULD TALK HERE!!!

 

[Bernkastel]

INDEED! As i am not counted as a human being, it's only Alagremm talking here and Alagremm is not people. People is Alagremm.. Oh wait what did i just... Uhh.. Nevermidn.. Nipah~

 

[AIagremm]

Im... human!?

 

[Bernkastel]

Ugu~ I dont know what you are.. You're.. Alagremm

 

[AIagremm]

O.O
>>
<<
How did you know?!

 

[Bernkastel]

God.. Duh'... <.<

 

[AIagremm]

But do you know, what I am?

 

[Bernkastel]

The dark one, herald of their will, master of eldritch lore! And you're a draenei. And you're a demigod. By your own words, though i believe you're only a space goat

 

[AIagremm]

Actually, this is but my confusive dark form for mortals... one of many! In truth my real form is... sexy HUMAN FORM!

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~

 

[AIagremm]

Yes.

 

[Bernkastel]

My true form is...

...

Too awesome to be displayed!

 

[AIagremm]

Well this isnt that bad either

 

[Bernkastel]

Perhaps..

 

[AIagremm]

http://tk8247.deviantart.com/art/The-Cultist-144160383?q=boost:popular cultist&qo=24 - our new official dress

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~ If i wear that, my pretty hair cant be seen :<

 

[AIagremm]

Mine too =/

 

[Bernkastel]

Praise Cthulhu! I would've added a nice picture here aswell, but i think if i do that any more i am going to be murdered by fellow cultists

 

[AIagremm]

And we dont want that, do we? There are still 4 days til Sacrificial Monday.

 

[Bernkastel]

Mii~ Ofcourse not! But i was wondering that do i need to wear the official dress?

 

[AIagremm]

Nah, regular robes are fine

 

[Bernkastel]

Like this?! :3

 

[AIagremm]

Sure... horn thingies on the head are a nice touch though.

Well if we change the color scheme to black dark brown and greenish gray, then sure.

 

[Bernkastel]

Hauuu~ Omochikaeriiiiiiiii!

 

[AIagremm]

Right...

 

[Bernkastel]

Sorry. I was.. Overreacting

 

[AIagremm]

Its fine as long as I dont get taken home

 

[Bernkastel]

You sure you dont want there?

 

[AIagremm]

Im not sure... what is... in da House?

 

[Bernkastel]

It's my shrine.. And it's full of.. Ancient torture equipment

 

[AIagremm]

Hm... sounds geeky =P
I lovooooooooooove it!
*Al jumps on Garsh's hands*
What are you waiting for? Take me home!

 

[Bernkastel]

Nipaah~ ^.^
(Uguu, i wonder what our fellow cultists think of our great conversations )

 

[AIagremm]

Probably nothing since I doubt they really come here

Darn, this reminds me, should clean my shrine... tis geeky too =P
Only it has dark reliques and evil books, and... shrine. And other occult stuff.

 

[Bernkastel]

I am too lazy for things like that, things like that shall be left for the shrine maiden. Nipah~

 

[AIagremm]

I dont have one =(
Oh well, I guess Ill summon a Mi-go, or a ghoul, they'll do anything for a brain or a piece of decaying flesh.

Anyway... take me home! *hits his boots against each other 3 times*

 

[Bernkastel]

I can take you home. But when we get there, i must sleep and then we can play in there tomorrow. *takes Alagremm's hand* Awkey, let's go. Nipah~

 

[Bernkastel]

Allwight then. I cant take you to the shrine itself as that place is tabu. But there should be lots of nice toys you can play with in the ritual tool house. Nipah~