Funny things which you collected in Hive so far

[MasterHaosis]

Ok guys, time for little comedy

Which stuff did you have/collected/know to show that was funny to you which happened in Hive?
Post here screenshots, quotes, link of existing threads (public of course), visitor messages, private messages, etc etc...
Please note about private messages. Rules says: PMs in Topics - Private messages are private, it's content are not to be made public without the consent of both users. So, do not reveal names of users, don't quote/screenshot names or something which may lead to rule breaking in PMs.
Just post messages of type ,,OMG WTF LOL LULZ UR MAP KILLS U ROCK" if you find that funny.
I do not have funny PMs received, but I have tons of other stuff:

Now, I start first, from chat:
This is one of best things which I saw, where whole chat laughed
http://i19.servimg.com/u/f19/11/75/26/39/laughi10.png

These are various:
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/thereb10.png
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/ralle110.png
http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/11/75/26/39/spam10.png
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/spam110.png

Now from visitor messages which are also public:
Here is Tarzan English (Misha named it like that, I was laughing for long time)
http://i68.servimg.com/u/f68/11/75/26/39/sunrea11.png (just look at Sunreaver's grammar combined with dates, which results of epic awesomeness when he is asking me same stuff for years)

http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/sunrea12.png
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/sunrea14.png
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/pastebin_data/zv4s2o/crap.jpg
(still Sunreaver the epic)

Here is little haosis virus in chat for you, people were infected with it
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/haosis10.png
http://i86.servimg.com/u/f86/11/75/26/39/chatst10.png

Here is one recent fun in forums
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/2805518-post19.html

And for the end (although I may find something soon cause I had lot of stuff here in computer) I left the best thing ever, I present to you
Epic trolling
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/pastebin.php?id=gu70tj
This is pack of several screenshots how one guy trolled few years ago, this is why I need to pack it in pastebin, I it is worth, I dare you

 

[Squiggy]

Mainly from 2008-2010
lols were had

 

[Misha]

some of these are way too random, lol Ouo

 

[Ralle]

The chat log between me and the guy who hacked the site back in the day.

 

[Gilles]

Not legible in notepad. : (

 

[Ralle]

Try WordPad. It has sane linebreaks.

 

[TheLordOfChaos201]

does negative points count

I kinda like how the red ones glow, which is why I've been banned so many times

 

[Chaosy]

Bannar's signature.

 

[Squiggy]

That hacker dude sounds like a script kiddie who got his hands on a few nonpub seo exploits and made a couple of insecure servers his botnet... god, how much I hate these.

 

[Roland]

I'll show some of my sleeves here soon (It's the funny Chat messages)

 

[Misha]

well, i got this

 

[HappyTauren]

Not enough HappyTauren out there

When I was a narotu spelpax shipoodenn:

 

[Ralle]

I like the colors

 

[HappyTauren]

Looking back at these, they bring memories ;_;

I was so young and innoc... haha just kidding, I actually used to be much more of an asshole actually.

 

[Roland]

 

[Ash]

Ive got 2 collections and you'll love em both !
First is this :
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/pastebin.php?id=1zv52x
and second is this !:
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/pastebin.php?id=l3p09m
xD

You didn't include mine!

 

[Deleted member 242951]

You didn't include mine!

:O what did you say ? yea or no ?

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

I had big plans,then i realized that the big plans are just a big waste of time for me,and that i have no use from it.
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/244759-albums8509-picture104211.png
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The story of Eldin HawkWing's body parts...
...It begins with his cutted arm.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/244759-albums8509-picture104212.png

Then his cutted leg.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/244759-albums8509-picture104213.png

Then his cutted head.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/244759-albums8509-picture104214.png

It ends with his cutted fingers.

http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/244759-albums8509-picture104215.png

THE END.

 

[Chaosy]

Just got another "interesting" message today:

A good change of pace?

 

[Roland]

Credits to Almia:

Images

Credits to -Kobas-

Images

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

@Roland
Buddy,while reading i laughed so hard,that my neighbors called the police.
And i didnt know that reading can be that funny.
In main,i realized more things while reading this ,hahaha.
I realized the following:
1#
That insulting is now allowed,because Ralle said "he is NOT REALLY breaking any rules".
So guys say welcome to the freedom of insulting.
2#
Looks like that Kobas dont care about gender.
So he's maybe B sexual.
3#

 

[Almia]

I have this troll here:

Hidden

And, of course, who can never forget the Barry nation:

Hidden

and one of my best chat experiences:

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and this one came from Magtheridon96 (which is the funniest for me)

Hidden

 

[Regent_Artiman]

Chat 1

Chat 2

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

 

[Heinvers]

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

Hahahaha!

 

[Roland]

It was indeed the most perfect honeymoon ever with triggs, ah triggs, when will we have children? When will we die together from old age? triggs, I love you oh oh oh so so so bad. I will never ever leave you.

I love you Triggs

I say, I blame KILLCIDE and Aether for leaving the chat.

<3, Roland.

Truly the Most cringe-worthy user ever.

 

[Warseeker]

Aw man, I'm glad I left the channel as Misha did before (...) started!
Good luck man

Edit : So I guess this is the reason why you two were alone in chat!? Did TriggerHappy realise what you're doing with his sister (Triggs)?

 

[Roland]

Nah, It's another sensation of intense borediness.

 

[Wasabee]

It was indeed the most perfect honeymoon ever with triggs, ah triggs, when will we have children? When will we die together from old age? triggs, I love you oh oh oh so so so bad. I will never ever leave you.

I love you Triggs

Dafuq?

 

[Mr. Gameplay Knowledge]

 

[DatBoi]

O shit waddup bois