and pitlord:
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
"Tremble mortals, and despair. Doom has come to this world!"
this.and pitlord:
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
"Victory or Death! This I pledge as your Warchief!" -Thrall
"If they won't give us peace, we will give them WAR!" -Thrall
"Watch your back!" -Vereesa
"You are not my king yet, boy. Nor would I obey that command if you were!" -Uthar to Arfis
Uthar?? Arfis??
Yeah, major characters from Larderan and friend and son of King Teranis respectively, others include Zhayna, Kel'thuzod, Miraden, also Marrwin and Folrik
"Watch your back!" -Vereesa
I think I really found my favorite one. It's of Lord Garithos in the Undead Campaign:
"Can't you idiots follow simple orders? There's a war on and you louts are off having a picnic! Get this column rolling immediately"
And of course the rifleman's reply
"They don't pay us enough to put up with that as**ole"
Demon Hunter: Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69-Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls
Dreadlord: Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number.
Tichondrious: Darkness… needs to get DSL. His line is always busy
Arthas: Who is this "Darkness" anyway?
"Father.. is it.. over?"
Nah, the raid will reset next week.
My fav is by Sylvanas: " End...my tornment!" Never got tired to hear that![]()
-De' Amani never give up! We never forget. We never die!
"Now my blind eyes see what others cannot!"
"Sometime the hand of fate must be forced!"
-Illidian