Deathclock What is your date of death?

[Steel_Stallion]

A rather dark view, telling you how long you have to live. It calculates it through your date of birth, if your a smoker, and your BMI (Body mass index).

I dont think its actually true. But just for a little dark fun...

www.deathclock.com


I am going to die Saturday, September 5, 2065

I know that it isnt real, and that its kinda old, but just for fun, post your dates of death! And write me your will too plz.

 

[Technomancer]

I'm going to die Monday, January 24, 2089 according to this.

They should probably ask if you're immortal though, because its completely wrong for me otherwise

 

[Steel_Stallion]

..-_-


(My message is too short)

 

[Kimbo]

[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana]Tuesday, February 26, 2030
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[madcat2]

Saturday, September 17, 2067

 

[Denu]

I'll get back to you when the seconds countdown is finnished. Damn this is taking too long. Im gonna finnish this sob. Anyone got a gun?

 

[Jacek]

this site sux

who the hell use ft, lbs and other shit to measure anything

Wednesday, September 10, 2042

at least 12 years longer than someone else

 

[The_wand_mirror]

No need to, we die in 2012 anyway

By the way what is 'DMI' ?

 

[robot-dude]

this site is old school

Tuesday, May 28, 2080
Seconds left to live...
2,284,826,679

 

[Steel_Stallion]

"BMI" Body mass Index. Its like a comparison of your weight and your height. So if your really tall and your like, lets say, 170ish pounds. People cant say your fat, because your tall, but if your like 4 feet, and 170ish pounds, your a fat lard. If your BMI is below 25 your ok. Above 25 is overweight, above 30 or 28 i think is obese, under 17 is underweight. I dunno i learned this a while ago, correct me if im wrong

 

[robot-dude]

Just ask a american.

(Not in the sense they are fat in the sense they scale like this)

 

[Daminon]

1 march 2039. 52 years old I will be.

 

[SuPa-]

Friday, October 8, 2049

seconds left to live --> 1,317,983,074

BMI is pretty innacurate, really

 

[frostwhisper]

Tuesday, March 10, 2065

 

[Steel_Stallion]

How the hell did technomaster get January 24, 2089 , what are you like 2 years old???

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

Friday, April 1, 2067

 

[Kwaliti]

HELL YEAH!

[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana]Monday, April 10, 2084[/FONT]

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Normal:
Wednesday, April 1, 2065
Seconds to live: 1,806,412,980 and dropping! D:

Pessimistic:
Friday, March 1, 2041
Seconds to live: 1,046,352,158 and dropping! D:

Sadistic:
Friday, March 31, 2028
Seconds to live: 638,716,843 and dropping! D:

Optimistic:
Thursday, June 1, 2090
Seconds to live: 2,600,601,820 and dropping! D:

 

[Kimbo]

Mine was Sadistic, BMI=16.
Im actually suprised no one has gotten lower, im sure someone has gotten a lower BMI.
EDIT: although looking at it, my BMI shouldnt effect it at all in comparison to people, which doesnt make sense.

 

[Technomancer]

Stallion, I'm 15. But I'm generally optimistic (although its disguised by about 50 layers of sarcasm).

At least I think I picked optimistic.

 

[Puppetier]

It said my time was up...also have a nice day its a polite site.

 

[The Dark Wizard]

Saturday, October 11, 2081 is when im supposed to die

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I put my dad in it, 25 May 1957, smoker and it said:

Sunday, December 23, 1990

I am sorry, but your time has expired!
Have a nice day.

He's still alive! :]

 

[Voidwalker]

December 20, 2012

 

[madcat2]

It doesn't ask if you use drugs.

 

[Killface]

I'm going to have a bad case of the Mondays on Monday, July 11th, 2067

(Case of the Mondays is a reference to the movie Office Space)

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

December 20, 2012

Your time's coming sooN!!

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Tuesday, May 26, 2082

Fuck, I'm going to live old. I don't like to crumble to pieces.

 

[Dr00d]

Thursday, June 25, 2065

Fuck... I don't wanna live past 45. From what I've seen it blows.

 

[Kwaliti]

Commit a suicide when you're 46?

 

[skrab]

Day of Birth: 9
Month of Birth: February
Year of Birth: 1990
Sex: Male
Mode: normal
BMI*: <25
Smoking Status: non-smoker
.........................................
Your Personal Day of Death is...

Wednesday, November 21, 2063
Seconds left to live...
1,763,278,089

if I switch to female :S I will live longer , if I change BMI... the same year, be a smoker... the same year... THIS SUCKS

 

[DaedraEater]

Sunday, November 18, 2068, I'll be about... 73-4, not such a bad age to die if I say so myself, although I'd like to live beyond 80.

 

[Technomancer]

I'm apparently going to live to 97

I've always wanted to be old, so I can pretend to have really shit hearing and yell "WHAT, WHAT, SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" at people who are standing right beside me (without getting hit).

 

[Dr00d]

Commit a suicide when you're 46?

Nah, thats the easy way out, I'd rather go out in a gun fight, like rob a bank when I'm 45, just never intend to leave...

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

September 16, 2072. Lovely.

Nah, thats the easy way out, I'd rather go out in a gun fight, like rob a bank when I'm 45, just never intend to leave...

So instead of just killing yourself, you get someone else to help you do it? Coward.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Why rob a bank thats boring. Go attempt to assisinate someone important, die trying to do something useful.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Why rob a bank thats boring. Go attempt to assisinate someone important, die trying to do something useful.

Like massacring a school because you saw guns in a video game!

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Like massacring a school because you saw guns in a video game

....



YOU'RE A GENIUS!

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Can you do the normal world a favor then?

Kill Bush, we make you a international warhero then.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Die while trying to burn the world

 

[Kwaliti]

We're going off-topic here!

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

We're going off-topic here!

Nope.

And saying people are off-topic is still off-topic.

The topic is about death, so we're talking about death.

If you want to die real fast, smoke and skateboard. Be a "rebel" and cover stop signs with your retarded "skateboarding is not a crime" stickers.

 

[Oziris]

Friday, October 12, 2091

 

[Steel_Stallion]

We're going off-topic here!

Its ironic your pointing that out in the DAMN OFF-TOPIC SECTION.

 

[Kwaliti]

I know, I was thinking of deleting that post when I posted it, but hey, even Off-topic can go off-topic. :\

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Its ironic your pointing that out in the DAMN OFF-TOPIC SECTION.

1. Off-topic.
2. The off-topic section doesn't mean "you are free to go off-topic". It means "post any topic not about anything concerning the Hive here".
3. As Maddox says, one of the manliest ways to kill yourself is cutting off your head with a razor blade.

 

[Kaitech[SanD]]

Tuesday, July 15, 2031