Clever Question

[Dynasti]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[The_Taxidermist]

thats not very clever :/

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[Dynasti]

thats not very clever :/

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>.< i was sarcastic, but whatever

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

I saw this same question on TV like 2 days ago, but can't remember the answer :/

 

[Dynasti]

I saw this same question on TV like 2 days ago, but can't remember the answer :/

To bad

 

[Nbah]

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

nuff said....

 

[Dynasti]

Meh, close but not quite

 

[Pyritie]

 

[Dynasti]

lulz :3

Your'e even closer

 

[Elenai]

What kind of wood?

 

[Dynasti]

What kind of wood?

Excactly! no one knows...

 

[Kwah]

The amount of wood is indeterminate, due to lack of information.

• Type of Wood
• Size of Woodchuck
• Environmental Conditions
• Health of Woodchuck

For starters.

 

[bounty hunter2]

Saying a average woodchuck chucks 0.34kg of wood per hour, and to get his average of a fay that is if he works as a average woodchuck works, 9 hours that equals 3,06kg each day. Now this gets a bit complicated when you take the density of the wood that equals m/V. P=m/V taking the most average wood a woodchuck chucks weighting m=22kg V=11m3
P then equaling 2m/V. Taking that in consideration and the speed of free fall, 9.8, doubled up as woodchuck does everything doubled you will get almost 20, and then if you take all the other forces, like electricity etc. x 10 = 200 x 3.06 = 600

The real answer is proly nill right?

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I quote:

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

* The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

* The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

* The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

* He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

* A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

* If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

* It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

* One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

* It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

* Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

* It depends on how good his dentures are!

* A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

* About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

* About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

* Um....... 23????

* Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

* If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

* Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

* Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Yeeaaah... wtf is a woodchuck...

 

[TheDivineBoss]

Yeeaaah... wtf is a woodchuck...

It's a beaver-like thingy.

Think of a big hairy hamster with a long tail.

 

[Pyritie]

rofl

I always used to think it was some sort of bird D:

 

[Hakeem]

• It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.
• About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.
• How is this not in something else?