Pickup Lines!

[KarassuTheFourth]

Hey guys! I'm an epic guy, and I command you all to post your pickup lines here!

Here is mine:

Guy: Are you a Pokemon?
Girl: Why?
Guy: 'Cause I choose you.

And this one:

My name is Chuck... Chuck Norris

 

[chobibo]

Guy: Hi! are you high?
Gurl: No?! Of course not!
Guy: Here! have some, it's on the house!
Gurl: *runs*

 

[Roland]

Close this non-sense piece of cow manure thread.

 

[chobibo]

lol, your trying to imply something there arencha?

 

[KarassuTheFourth]

Yeah, that kinda reminds me of something I can't remember.

 

[BlinkBoy]

The funniest one I know, just for the lols.

Guy: How much does a Polar Bear wait?
Gurl: ahh ?
Guy: Enough to break the ice!
Guy: Hi <insert name>, nice to meet you.

Doesn't really work, but is nice for the lols. (Well actualy worked once but very specific scenario)

 

[GhostThruster]

guy: hey you like dragon balls?
girl: yeah
guy: good, coz ima be draggin' my balls all over ur face

guy: hey do you like guys with blue eyes?
girl: yeah
guy: *pulls out this*

 

[Rheiko]

^Yu Gi Oh, lol

Guy: Is your father an electrician?
Girl: Yeah, how could you know that?
Guy: I've seen him dead hanging from electricity poles
Girl: *crying*

 

[saphiree]

Mine is: Hey wanna fuck?

 

[Wazzz]

Guy: does this taste like rohypnol?
Girl: no it tastes like apples
Guy: it's actually cyanide

 

[Roland]

Me: Hi Moderator, Can you Close this Thread and oh, Can you also ban That karassu?
Moderator: Sure, sure, Just click report.
Me: *Clicks report*
Moderator: He seems to be another multiaccount on the user who hates Squiggy and Ralle.
Me: I know, can you stop his madness?
Moderator: Okay!
Me: YAY!

 

[Wazzz]

Me: Hi Moderator, Can you Close this Thread and oh, Can you also ban That karassu?
Moderator: Sure, sure, Just click report.
Me: *Clicks report*
Moderator: He seems to be another multiaccount on the user who hates Squiggy and Ralle.
Me: I know, can you stop his madness?
Moderator: Okay!
Me: YAY!

i've tried this on a girl but it didn't actually work for me

 

[Roland]

Well, I really hate that Karguy.

 

[Direfury]

Baby, if this was world of warcraft, you would by my most epic mount.

 

[Wazzz]

you are the rihanna to my chris brown

 

[Magtheridon96]