Blizzard's first of april prank.

[Hemske]

I recommend you to have a common knowledge about warcraft/WoW when reading this.

If you haven't already seen it, read it now. It's friggin' hilarious. I have to say, Blizzard has got a certain sense of humor.

Fake Patch Notes

 

[Joe-black-5]

"The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time."

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

"Character armory profiles will now display current guild status: Solo, In a Guild, Looking for Guild, G-kicked, and It’s Complicated. In addition, character portraits now have the option to be displayed as a self-taken cellphone picture from in front of a bathroom mirror."

FINALLY

 

[Vosty]

This is really good. I laughed out loud the entire time.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

Show/Hide pants has been added to the Interface Options menu.

really-o?

The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time.

uh-oh.

All NPC’s now have a 25% chance to Dodge right-clicks.

how about left clicks?

All items have had a 65-100% reduction in Fun.

What is fun?

All dungeon & raid bosses now have legs. If they already had legs, they got more legs.

How about hands?

Warrior’s base movement speed has been increased by 300%.

Who cares about speed when u can teleport?

Vanish now has an additional 5% chance to fail for no discernable reason.

I wished that it was 100%.

Pick Pocket now works on friendly players, bankers and auctioneer NPCs.

PROFIT?

The duration and cooldown of Divine Shield have been changed to 15 seconds.

nice, Xarwin would love it.

In addition to their current spells, mage Mirror Images now can randomly cast Frost Nova, Ring of Frost, Portal: Dalaran, and Mirror Image. Mirror Images summoned by Mirror Images can also cast Mirror Image. Mirror Images summoned by Mirror Images that are summoned by Mirror Images can also cast Mirror Images. Mirror Images that are summoned by Mirror Images that are summoned by Mirror Images that are summoned by Mirror Images…

Over-powered shitz.

Pets: regardless of what pet is actually tamed, these creatures will appear as either a wolf (Horde) or cat (Alliance) when in combat. In addition, we have implemented an exciting new cross-breeding system where players can mix pets of various families with unpredictable results. Be the first on your server to show off a Mothmonkey, Crocoliskchimera or Warp Crab (these will still appear as either a wolf/cat when in combat).

Warp Crab? How about Giant Crabs?

Hunters now earn Valor Points when they are effectively Vote Kicked from a Dungeon Finder group.

Please kick me.

Death knight customer support tickets will always be handled before those of other players.

Biased blizzard.

The mouse can now no longer be used to turn player characters. In many cases, this gave certain players a slight advantage over those that used their keys to turn.

Fair enough.

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/2325614706

Here's the sc2 equivelant

 

[Soliloquy]

God, do the SC2 moderators have any sense of humor? They're a bunch of people who lost it when they went corporate.

 

[Fjury]

I'm going to make a macro for these RP texted abilities. Srsly.

 

[Tleno]

Hehe, I enjoyed both Starcraft 2 and WoW patch pranks... some of these are really hillarious...

 

[The Reborn Devil]

They have another one too. It was some crab which would help you with everything. "Hello! It looks like you're trying to launch World of Warcraft! Would you like some help?" or stuff like that. It was so cute I almost wished it was true.
I'll link to it when I get home (I'm at school).

 

[Fjury]

Crabby

 

[Tleno]

They have another one too. It was some crab which would help you with everything. "Hello! It looks like you're trying to launch World of Warcraft! Would you like some help?" or stuff like that. It was so cute I almost wished it was true.
I'll link to it when I get home (I'm at school).

It's actually a rip-off of that Microsoft Word paperclip thingy that kept assisting you.

 

[SA Dashie]

It's actually a rip-off of that Microsoft Word paperclip thingy that kept assisting you.

That guy is epically frustrating yet hilarious

 

[Tleno]

Yes, I think that's why they decided to copy him...

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

Honestly I don't see any reason for this thread to remain open, if anyone does want to have an actual conversation here (can't see why, it's been half a month) then just ask me to reopen it.