Bacon

[N1ghthawk]

A substance so delicious, so perfect in its texture, so alluring in its scent, so mouth-watering in its appearance, so tenacious in its relation to man, that people will do just about anything to obtain it.

Bacon is the epitome of life, no?

 

[L2love]

On some levels it is I love bacon so much before I got to bed I put some bacon on my easy grill on the side of my bed and then go to sleep and then at 5ish I wake up turn it on and then go back to sleep and I wake up to the smell of mouth watering bacon.

 

[Kimbo]

You might want to remove the "no, im a loser part" because you know..muslims and jews to my knowledge do not eat bacon, do not like bacon or find it immoral :|...

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

They can always eat Turkey Bacon

 

[Hakeem]

Depends on the brand.


/neutral4ever

 

[Kimbo]

They can always eat Turkey Bacon

Ahaha... true ..
I love turkey.. I think id prefer that over pig meat, but I still enjoy some pig bacon

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

I've never been a huge fan of pork, my parents love it, but I don't think it has much flavor - it always needs something to compliment it, barbeque sauce, maranaids, etc etc.

Porks best in either bacon or sausage form in my opinion

(And you wouldn't eat hot dogs if you knew what they put in them)

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Did Somebody say bacon! I love bacon!

 

[HardOn]

A substance so delicious, so perfect in its texture, so alluring in its scent, so mouth-watering in its appearance, so tenacious in its relation to man, that people will do just about anything to obtain it.

agreed.

and I lol'd at the guy who remained neutral.

 

[Megafyr]

Even though I must admit bacon is quite awesome, I wish to remain neutral in this poll for the following reason: acceptance is the first step towards overweight and cardiovascular diseases!!!

Edit: and my mom says that I'm not a loser.

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Depends on the brand.


/neutral4ever

Actually it depends on the quality of the meat

/neutral4ever xD

Edit: You guys might want to watch this:

 

[Fussiler1]

There's always something better then bacon.

 

[Tleno]

Pft, this thread is unserious and it's probably just a joke. And I say there are more delicious things than bacon altrough it's tasty too!


Brannigan is not a problem too, I can just lure him with an inflateable Leyla doll or something....

 

[Zombie]

I'll shoot myself if anyone actually gets offended by this thread.

Why must someone always find excuses to take offense in all kinds of bullshit? Does that make one feel more important or what?

 

[Tleno]

Well jews can't eat this kind-of-goodness, they might kind-of-get offended.

 

[N1ghthawk]

pft, this thread is unserious and it's probably just a joke. And i say there are more delicious things than bacon altrough it's tasty too!

dis is seriuz bizness! I r seriuz!!!! Dis thread fer seriuz posters only!!!

 

[Deleted member 157129]

Bacon is good. There's stuff that is better than bacon, but only for a limited time - like olives, white mushrooms (champignon) - whilst bacon, and cheese, always taste marvellous.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

overrated, i'd rather have hashbrowns, beans and some scrambled eggs. hold the bacon.

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

@Tleno

Never said what type of bacon - you can always eat Turkey Bacon, there's also Beef Bacon I believe.

We can all enjoy the amazing flavor of bacon (I'm sure some vegans found a way to make tofu bacon)

 

[Tleno]

Hmmm, you;re right, there is no way to resist to the bacon!
And you've got a Hivelag doublepost my dear.

 

[N1ghthawk]

tofu bacon

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

He, as long as it satisfies the self righteous to join in baconly love then it's doing some good

 

[Dentothor]

get canadian. American bacon sucks.

 

[Latecat]

Never liked bacon, and i think its overrated..

PS: i got a really bad taste, i don't like pretty much any kind of food at all.

EDIT: where is Blarg's no when you most wish for it

 

[WherewolfTherewolf]

get canadian. American bacon sucks.

Canadian Bacon = Thick Ham
Thus Canadian Bacon = Fail

 

[YourNameHere]

I don't like bacon at all. wtf guys.

 

[N1ghthawk]

I don't like bacon at all. wtf guys.

gtfo you noob

We don't want you here

 

[Revilo]

How can we have a thread about bacon without a picture of the stuff

 

[Dentothor]

i can tell thats not canadian bacon... BLEH

 

[Hakeem]

dis is seriuz bizness! I r seriuz!!!! Dis thread fer seriuz posters only!!!

That's it! I was tolerating this thread under the pretence that everyone could remain calm and have a nice lax discussion, but if people are going to get worked up about it, no!