a story

[crawdaddy029]

lets make a story everyone, heres the rules
A. only 2 sentences max per post
B. use full sentences
C. dont finish the story (i.e. "the end", "they lived happily ever after", etc...)
D. only one post per day
E. try to make sence with the rest of story
F. if someone makes a post at the same time as you and they post first redo what you wrote to make sence.

ill start

The war has finnaly ended and many soldiers are returning home. One soldier in perticular became the greatest hero of the war.

 

[Joe-black-5]

The cat.
is on the mat.
D: didn't we already had many similar threads and they got closed?
this just wont work.

 

[crawdaddy029]

The cat is on the mat as he walked into his home. He reached down to pick it up.

fixed

 

[Joe-black-5]

The cat suddenly became a lion in his hands, gave him the finger mean look, then started scratching his chest and eating parts of his body.
few minutes later his wife and kids were coming home and she suddenly screamed "A LION, GET IN THE CAR!"

 

[Ironside]

So when they got in the car, then drove faster then the speed of sound. And so they could kill the lions the needed weapons, outside were some weapons but when they picked it up they crashed and died.

 

[Coolty44]

They then woke up in <insert place of belief here> and were confronted by <Insert religous figurehead here> and told they had a second chance. They respawned like a person playing Call of Duty WaW, right infront of the lion.

 

[Deolrin]

Suddenly the baby transformed into a pink power ranger and raped the lion.

 

[trolman]

But what the baby didnt know was that the lion had AIDS.

 

[Huurka]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air".

am i doing it rite?

 

[Squiggy]

Squiggy closed this thread.
And they lived happily until death did them part.

Am i doin it rite?