I hate all the F***ING idiots on Warcraft III: TFT. All I want to do when I log on is to play on battle.net for a while, have some fun, and try some new games out. But what I get is going on battle.net, and then having to listen to a bunch of retarded four year olds, with abso-f***in-lutely no sense of spelling and grammer, blab on about the dumbest ****! All they say is:
"HAhaHAhA MiNE peeeeon PwnS!1!! What r grUnts??!1?!/HAhaHaHHaHaHaHA!!! i r 4 3ing alL ur bases belon 2 I!!!1!1 ORC!1111 wEn i gro ^ i b nite-ElF"
GOD DAMNIT! SERIOUSLY, SHUT THE F*** UP, AND STOP COMING TO BATTLE.NET!! That, or do us all a favour and put a gun to your forehead, and pull the trigger!
Jesus christ.
And if the person isn't some kind of mentally-handicapped minor, then it's some ***hole who thinks that they're king of the world, and everyone else is a noob, and that they are smarter than everyone else, even though they spell no better than the retarded four year old. Now, instead, what you're hearing is this:
"Haaaaa! U got Pwned mahfah!! gad, i RapeD u!!!1!!!!!!!!!11 u n00b! Hee ha HO i m da king o wc!!!! hail 2 me n ma armee!!!!1 u suk, u am n00b@!!!!!!!!! n00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00bn00b!!hahaAJHHAhaHAHaH!!111!!!I Pwn every1!!"
WELL F*** YOU ***HOLE! All you are is some middle aged F***ing nerd who still lives in his parents basement, eating chips and ice cream of their disgustingly fat body! You probably work up a sweat reaching for the god damn mouse to order around your "oh-so-precious" peons around! God I hate people like this. One day, when I rule the world (I know, there are going to be alot of people ruling the world one day *sigh*), I'm gonna hunt down every single one of you f***ers, bleed you, gut you, and hang your skin-less body with a noose in your basement. But before I kill you, I'm going to crash your battle.net account, smash your computer with a golf club, and rub the broken Warcraft III CD pieces in your F***in eyes! That should solve that problem.