Oh nooo, your post is perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with offering real money for help. It's just not very common around here.
Although yes, nagging others for help won't get you much unless he/she really wants to. But if you're lucky enough, they might be willing to help.
Hey, since you're not very known, let me take the burden instead.
@General Frank @Direfury @Stefan.K @HerrDave @PROXY
You gents wanna make a quick buck?