Who's our next victim?

[Ilike]

Bam .

 

[Ken-E]

What?! Only two of us? We need more recruits and children sacrifices.
What's our first step Almighty Father Bear?
EDIT: Spet finally joined the Pedobears!

 

[Ilike]

Hurr durr.

 

[Ken-E]

Guys I have a confession to make...
I AM A PEDOPHILE!

 

[Imadori]

Woohoo! Wake-up Pedobear!
OKAY! Who's our target for today?

By the way, is it just me or there really is a KID detective in our cult?

 

[Ilike]

I have returned

 

[Imadori]

It's rapin' time

 

[Ilike]

Yessss..

 

[Imadori]

I brought 3 children as a welcome gift, please accept these Master!
And now... what's our first step Almighty Father Bear?

 

[Ilike]

To turn other people into Pedobears

 

[Imadori]

Understood! I will recruit as many as I can Master!
And we'll turn them into...

 

[Imadori]

See those new members, Master? I recruited them all.

 

[Ilike]

 

[Imadori]

 

[kellym0]

roflmao this is the funniest group LMAO

 

[Imadori]

 

[stonneash]

Best dead group....

 

[Ilike]

Noes!

 

[Imadori]

No, no, no! This group is just sleepin'...
.
.
... with nine year old girls.

 

[Ilike]

 

[kellym0]

''No, no, no! This group is just sleepin'...
.
.
... with nine year old girls.''

I fucken loaled

 

[Imadori]

Anyone? How about reviving our cult? I didn't recruited you guys for nothing!
Let's do some activity! Father bear, what do say?

 

[Heinvers]

I'm in. Oh and hi to you all

 

[Imadori]

Welcome! We need more troops, glad that you joined!
Anyway, I'll bring some of our members back before we get started... and maybe recruit some new guys too!
Hey! knight820! I know you're here somewhere! Get out of your hiding place and join us!

 

[Heinvers]

 

[Chen]

This Place is getting more fun, lol. Thanks Kyo!

 

[Imadori]

 

[Young Bofill]

So I'm in, what do you want me to do?

 

[Heinvers]

 

[Imadori]

Welcome Young Bofil, I hope you're not 'young' enough to become a target.

Anyway, as you guys might already know... let's face it, this group has no purpose!
That's the reason why it stayed dead for all these years. No one wanted to post something. Why? Obviously because we don't have any topics to discuss but Pedobear or just some other nonsense!
Honestly, I think some of us, including me, just added it on his group list because of the cover picture.

We should do something about that for the sake of fun.
Let's make the pedobear cult become the very first troll group in Hive!

My idea is to raise the popularity of our cult first.
Like kidnapping random people here in hive! By simply just posting a pedobear picture on their profile and say that the cult has abducted them.
Example: (Thanks Heinvers for the image)

You've been had by The Pedobear Cult!

All of us will do it on someone's profile, without double posting of course!

Any other ideas? Stupid ideas are perfect so don't be shy!

 

[Imadori]

Hey now!!! Don't ignore me!
At least respond by saying 'your plan sucks!'!

 

[Heinvers]

YASSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Imadori]

Yeah! A post! But I don't...
Is it a 'Hell yeah for Imadori!'!
Or is it a 'Boooring...'?

 

[Heinvers]

Yesssssssss

 

[venger07]

RUN!!

 

[Bernkastel]

I must say that this place totally sacrilegious, through this ridiculousness you're interfering with the work of God, in other words, my work.

You have no honest goals, your words are full of lies and promises.
If you intend to achieve anything with your obnoxious and oblivious behavior, you may just as well end it here.

A group full of discussions, discussions that serve no real purpose,
they are filled with questions with no answers. Absurd.

Get a hold of yourself.

 

[Heinvers]

Well, well, look who got in. I mean come om, you're like a god everywhere, go away, I hate you
No, here we don't talk too serious.

 

[Bernkastel]

The chances of you hating me are less than zero. Logically, hating me is impossible, and loving me is inconcistent.

 

[Heinvers]

Whatev, anyway our victim is Rheiko!http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/rheiko/

 

[Bernkastel]

What a bad taste.

 

[Heinvers]

Why not? he's young duhhh.

 

[knight820]

Rheiko isn't supposed to be invited..
And he IS NOT young, lol
We should invite the new members of this site!
EDIT: Maybe he is.. young

 

[Heinvers]

Yes, he is young.

 

[Chen]

He is young, look at his PP

 

[TheGreatJoshua]

Hey everyone, I have a present for all of you:

I hope you like it, there's plenty more where that came from.....

 

[Chen]

Yay! I love it!(I saw it in your album)

 

[Imadori]

Uh-oh Bern!
I want at least one deity on each of my groups.
... And, she's being mean as always.

Rheiko then! Watch carefully newbies, here comes ridiculousness!
Done! I'm so cool.

 

[Chen]

Heinvers left

EDIT:I mean Chicken-Wings left

 

[Bernkastel]

He's an adult now.

 

[Imadori]

*Punches Chen in the stomach*

Maybe we didn't gave him enough love and attention?
Why'd you left us CW!? Why!?