What's the most hilarious wc3 sound?

[Aeroblyctos]

What's the most hilarious wc3 sound? Can be from a unit, special effect or anything.

 

[BloodDrunk]

Cryptlord - And then they say Blizzard Games don't have bugs.

 

[Heinvers]

Mortar Team - Hey you! Catch!
Necromancer - "Do you smell something? *sniff* Oh, it's just the troops."

 

[Deleted member 238589]

Mortar Team - Burnin', lootin', bombing, shooting

 

[ShadowShaman.mn]

Dwarf : Eat my ****!
Dwarf: Testicle!

 

[Zaramorus]

Say hello to my little friend. Hey darkness whats up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No i dont have his number.

 

[Deleted member 238589]

Varimathras: We are not a cult. So much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots xD

 

[Svartben]

Spirit Walker: My hoof and your ass have an appointment.

 

[Karassu]

Night Elf Archer = Shot through the heart, and I'm to blame
Huntress or Watcher? (I don't remember): she says something about her "slice". The hell is that "slice"?

 

[VeljkoM]

Firelord: I AM THE LORD OF ALL FIRE!
*bucket of water sound

 

[Eagle XI]

Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle! - any murloc

 

[Deleted member 238589]

^ Bandit: What we have here is a failure to communicate.

 

[Kazeon]

cryptlord - and then they say blizzard games don't have bugs.

loll

 

[Kazeon]

Necromancer: "right-click for hot undead action!!"

 

[Zeatherann]

Sorceress	For an end-of-the-world spell press Control Alt Delete.
Sorceress	Ooo, click me baby, one more time.
Kael	My blood cries out for my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood; like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood then maybe that would be enough blood... Although probably not.
Sorceress	I don't remember casting slow on you.

 

[The General]

Peasant: You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you
Peasant: We Found a witch, May we burn her? Best part about the peasants they're all references to monty python
Banshee: I hate you, I hate you, Call me.
Tichondrius: Dreadlords, Do it in the dark
Tichondrius: the legion needs, another dental plan these fangs are killing me

 

[Gismo359]

Banshee: U-N-D-E-A-D, tell me what it means to me.
Paladin: Is that a sword? Luxury! Is that a horse? Sloth! Is that a helmet? Vanity!
It's hammer time!
Touch me not - I am chaste!
Knight: My favourite color is blue... NO, yellow!

 

[A Void]

Zug Zug - Grunt

 

[MN Lahmar]

Goblin zeppelin - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Zeatherann]

Poke me one more time! -GruntOh wait, that's Warcraft II. On a less serious note:Yes the spirits are talking to me... -Spirit Walker

 

[Dr Super Good]

Gyrocopter/Flying Machine: Death sound
"They came from... *BOOM* behind."

I am surprised people have not quoted the Bloodelf Engineer. Some of his are hilarious.

 

[ShadowShaman.mn]

Tyrande: Elanerah!

 

[E.M.C]

Dreadlord: If I have wings, why am I always walking? (a legit question tbh)
Raider: What's that smell? Oh, bad dog! *wolf whimpers*
Lich: I have some skeletons in my closet.
Peasant: We found a witch sire. May we burn her?

And a lot of others that I can't think of on the spot. Btw this reminds me of a fun custom game called The Weakest Link, where your sole job is to guess those sounds.

 

[Deleted member 238589]

Acolyte: All I see is blackness... Oh, my hood's down.

 

[Dr Super Good]

Peasant: We found a witch sire. May we burn her?

That is from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

 

[E.M.C]

That is from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

I should definitely sit down and finally watch that movie.

 

[Zeatherann]

The Weakest Link and I have a year of good times together. I won a lot with it.

 

[E.M.C]

Same. Although the trickiest ones are those units voiced by the same actor, with the same voice.

 

[Anknaton]

Mortar Team: "I'm TNT, and I'm Dynamite!"

Elven Swordsman: " I've been chosen by a big metal hand in the sky!" More than the Mortar Team. xD

 

[Sclammerz]

The Priest: "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use."

 

[Heinvers]

Since DSG mentioned...

Blood Elf Engineer: Probability of success: Zero. Why don't you bother someone else with your incessant clicking.

 

[chobibo]

"Me not that kind of orc." Peon

 

[q.b]

"My life for Aiur! Erm, I mean... Ner'Zuhl."
- Acolyte

" I said a bow-string, not a G- uhh . . . Nevermind."
- Archer

 

[AIagremm]

INHUMAN BEAST!

~ Garithos

 

[sonofjay]

Banshee Ranger:

I went to a job interview the other day and they were like "Uhhh what is that smell?" and I was like "Oh sorry, its me." and then they said they didn't think I might not able to fit in with the other employees because they're living and you know, I'm dead and so I'm not gonna be team player but then I said I can work 24 hours and they were like "OH RIGHT! You can win the graveyard shift.".

 

[Wasabee]

Banshee Ranger:

I went to a job interview the other day and they were like "Uhhh what is that smell?" and I was like "Oh sorry, its me." and then they said they didn't think I might not able to fit in with the other employees because they're living and you know, I'm dead and so I'm not gonna be team player but then I said I can work 24 hours and they were like "OH RIGHT! You can win the graveyard shift.".

lol.

 

[NhazUl]

Mortar Team - Hey you! Catch!
Necromancer - "Do you smell something? *sniff* Oh, it's just the troops."

Oh, I have a bonus with that one. In my language "труп" (pronounced like troop) means corpse.

Anyway, the quotes get more hilarious when you put several similar ones in a queue, like:

Necromancer: (incredulous whisper) I see undead people...
Far Seer: I see dead people.
Tauren Chieftain: Ooooh... I can see my ancestors!
Acolyte: All I see is blackness... Oh, my hood's down.
Illidan: I see... absolutely nothing.

Also, song quotes like the shade singing "I got nobody" and the shaman with "raindrops keep fallin' on my head".

 

[Vinz]

The last Pit Lord quote

 

[NhazUl]

Yeah, I always wondered if that's a Kim Kardashian parody.

 

[VeljkoM]

Isn't game little to old to be parody of her? I thought it was just generic talk show parody.

Oh right funny quote ehh...
"Hey what are these letters burned on my ass?"

 

[Kino]

Blood Elf Engineer: Probability of success: Zero. Why don't you bother someone else with your incessant clicking.

Anything from the BE Engineer is good stuff.

 

[aple]

Beastmaster: Don't have a Cow! *Moooo!* Oh, deer... *Deer sound* Er, please... Bear with me. *Raaaawr!* Ah, rats!... *Squeak*

Naga Myrmidion: Coooobraaaaaaa!

 

[GreeN!X]

Alchemist - Nightelf :“One of these potions smells awful!” (ogre giggles)
Alchemist - Goblin: ”Hey, pull his finger.”
Ogre: “That’s not my finger!”

 

[aple]

Alchemist - Nightelf :“One of these potions smells awful!” (ogre giggles)
Alchemist - Goblin: ”Hey, pull his finger.”
Ogre: “That’s not my finger!”

You forgot the best one!

Alchemist: *Smash!* Wait, what did I drop? *Sexy music plays*
Ogre: Ooooooh yeeaaaah.
Alchemist: Wait, what are you doing?! OH NO! Not the LUV potion!

 

[Vinz]

Dat horny alchemist thou