What is the funniest thing that happened to you?

[shinji]

What is the funniest thing that happened in your life?

 

[fladdermasken]

HHaAAaAahHAHAHahAHHahaHHAHhahahaHAHhaaH~~~

 

[Magtheridon96]

I once used a doubly linked list for a static array of objects instead of using a stack! XD

 

[N.Knight]

The day I realized my conscious is not my ego. The fun continues......

 

[shinji]

For me, the day that I watched "Annoying Orange" the first time.

 

[fladdermasken]

For me, the day that I watched "Annoying Orange" the first time.

And this thread fell forever into the pit of affliction.

 

[shinji]

And this thread fell forever into the pit of affliction.

What do you mean?

 

[Geazergimli2]

The day we just watered our grass and i had to go weed whack... didn't notice the wet dog poop in the area i was weed whacking, so i accidently hit it, at first i thought i just struck mud, but a second later i started smelling dog poop, the worst part was, that it was all over my clothes, hands, and mouth... i stood there speechless, and while i removed my clothing i just started busting out laughing, unforgettable moment in my life, and easily the funniest.

 

[shinji]

The day we just watered our grass and i had to go weed whack... didn't notice the wet dog poop in the area i was weed whacking, so i accidently hit it, at first i thought i just struck mud, but a second later i started smelling dog poop, the worst part was, that it was all over my clothes, hands, and mouth... i stood there speechless, and while i removed my clothing i just started busting out laughing, unforgettable moment in my life, and easily the funniest.

That's funny.

I still remember when I first step on a dog poop. My new shoes were ruined....

 

[Bribe]

I once used a doubly linked list for a static array of objects instead of using a stack! XD

I once made this before realizing there was StringHash: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163741

 

[Magtheridon96]

I once made this before realizing there was StringHash: http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=163741

I wrote this
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/jass-resources-412/snippet-rawcodeindexer-210520/

People turned out to like it though xD

 

[Troll-Brain]

I wrote this
http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/jass-resources-412/snippet-rawcodeindexer-210520/

People turned out to like it though xD

People excepted me. (just because of the name of it), gogo IntegerIndexer.

I once made a IsGameLoaded function that can be inlined without any trigger involved, just bug exploit, and then i made a proper one with a global boolean variable, and a trigger with the game load event.
But people didn't get the joke and take it seriously, while it was obviously hilarious, wasn't it ?

 

[Magtheridon96]

Well,

library IsComputerOn

    function IsComputerOn takes player p returns boolean
        return true
    endfunction

    function IsComputerOnById takes integer i returns boolean
        return true
    endfunction

endlibrary

This works 100%
Approve it, I bet you can't find bugs <3

 

[Troll-Brain]

Hmm, instead of a player the argument would be an integer, so then we would be able to use some struct instance for moar power.

 

[Magtheridon96]

There, that should do it.

 

[Tyranid]

The day I busted my father of cheating to my mother without even realizing as I was just a child. In hindsight the whole process ruined my candy coloured view of life and made me a cold cynic who realized the absurd hilarity of our so called existence.

 

[fladdermasken]

I think my milk went sour when my request to wed Gliese 581 d was refused because it was an extrasolar planet and approximately 20 light-years away, and I was like "YOU THINK YOU GET TO PREACH TO ME ABOUT UNREQUITED LOVE JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WEAR THICK-RIMMED GLASSES," to the clerk behind the desk with a snide grin on his face. I really think I reached him, but he called security so I never got to catch a glimpse of the impact.

So anyways now I laugh at the first amendment.

 

[MortAr]

The day I first smoked pot. The fun continues...

 

[SA Dashie]

I don't remember...

 

[shinji]

When I read this joke.

A dunk man came to the toilet. I was looking at him because he looked very dunk. He was starting to pee. And then he said,

Dunk Man : Huh? Where is it?? It's gone.

Me: That's impossible. Look again.

 

[TheKurt009]

When i turned to look around the man with a shiny beard who approached me in a minimalist fashion for black trench coats and a white brimmed camo fedora with roses on top while singing rap music using a ukelele in an outerworld fashion.
oh, and he had a mustache.
HAD