Most Epic Thing Said While Gaming

Campir · Nov 23, 2008

Post the funniest/most epic thing you've ever heard/said while you were gaming. Just make sure the quote is from and online game (so it's not a computer saying it).

Here are some of mine:

(This quote is from WoW, right when a WSG is begining)
Warsong Gulch has begun!
Squashly: For the horde!
Locskill: for the horde
Poem: for the hrde
Rygor: for the horde
Pinbalwizard: For teh mudkipz?

Lmao funniest thing I ever saw on WoW (or maybe I was drunk?) Either way was funny.

brad.dude03 · Nov 23, 2008

I think you were drunk.

Also, everything the GM's say is hilarious.

Angband: I am eating DICK
Angband: err
Angband: comma
Azraelo: ss

shadow3 · Nov 23, 2008

Campir, you better have been drunk

Anyways, I never bothered keeping a record of Tradechat when I was playing WoW, but I've had some golden ones. Through the years.

But yeah.. I wasn't there ofcourse, but this is just the best ever
It's only sounds by the way (and its old, but meh)

~Void~ · Nov 23, 2008

Banlist: isin is banned on ##/##/## at ##:## in game "dota -apem noobs only!!!!" for "not a noob".

This made me laugh. I forget the numbers.

Teh_Ephy · Nov 23, 2008

"So Josh, start rebuilding already."
"I can't, you killed all my SCVs."
"I thought you had one at your base down there. I left it alone."
"No, I brought it back up to rebuild my shit."
"Oh, fuck."

FlamyoftheHive · Nov 23, 2008

This was ages ago on WoW and I dont remember the details.

Trade Chat was swarmed by talk of murlocs
Lots of talk of murlocs

shadow3 · Nov 23, 2008

Dirge

Ezikielth · Nov 23, 2008

Basicly, I opened a ticket to get a free name change by saying that my character name was slang for homosexual... The GM that I got refused to change my name. That GMs name was analskin.

xXx-Tricky-xXx · Nov 23, 2008

"I wish you were a penis, so I could stick you in my mouth" - some kid on xbox live.

En_Fuego · Nov 23, 2008

Hobbs ftw...

YouTube - This is why 11yr olds shouldn't raid

jiffy_peanutbutter · Nov 23, 2008

Message I received on XBL:

"fuk u assholes sports game lopsided bullshit"

It's funny cuz' it was Unreal Tournament.

~Void~ · Nov 23, 2008

Some guy on XBL said over voice chat "omg void, you have absolutely no life noob" after he saw that I had the halo katana.

The irony in that was that the guy's voice was really high and nasal like a nerd, and he tried to voice the internet acronyms (lol, omg, stfu (stfu was the best))

Gilles · Nov 24, 2008

Steffew is how I would pronounce stfu.

ragingspeedhorn · Nov 24, 2008

Gilles said:
Steffew is how I would pronounce stfu.

Second that.

"omg" - uhmk

Ezikielth · Nov 24, 2008

I say Aughmmug

~Void~ · Nov 24, 2008

ommgh

Ezikielth · Nov 24, 2008

Yeah thats just a diff way to spell my pronunciation

Rock_Golem · Nov 24, 2008

Do you have to have been playing a game at the time or just watching one?The funniest thing off the top of my head is the Leroy Jenkins shout.
"Llllleeeroooooooy!Jeeeeeenkiiiiins!"

En_Fuego · Nov 24, 2008

I still don't understand that.

Ezikielth · Nov 24, 2008

Not something said... something found on google.

Now the question is: What the hell was typed into google to find this ad.

Gilles · Nov 24, 2008

You sick, sick bastard.

Dr00d · Nov 24, 2008

"Hey, if I crit on a heal, does it take twice the mana?"
"Dude, you play a freaking warrior."

TheBlooddancer · Nov 24, 2008

Wouldnt it more.. Like.. Heal the double? Or Half?

Velmarshal · Nov 24, 2008

CoD2
Me: Whos that in the graveyard?
Mince:Who?
Me:Americans!!!
*Taking the MG42*
Me:Americans!!!
Mince:Where?
Me:Americans!!!
Mince:Where?
Me:Who?
Mince:Americans?
Me: I haven't seen them.
Mince: OMG, you could atleast leave one for me.
Me:Americans?
Mince:Oh shut up.

Aeroblyctos · Nov 24, 2008

Here we go:

TheDivineBoss · Nov 24, 2008

What's an ''akk''?

Aeroblyctos · Nov 24, 2008

That's "acc" which means account in battle.net. He wanted me to give one of my accounts to him with good stats.

LiOneSS · Nov 24, 2008

I was hanging out at orgrimmar for an hour and shouting: "Holy warlock lfr'
I got like 5 invites :|

TheDivineBoss · Nov 24, 2008

Try satisfing* 5 girls**^*** on B.net for a change when you're the only guy in the channel.

It's hard and hell lot of fun. Too bad I got no screenies of that scene.

_{*No not sex, except for one.

**Confirmed of being girls, not 50 year old guys.

*** YES! I know 5-6 girls on B.net D:}

LiOneSS · Nov 24, 2008

You lie :|

TDB<3NIGEL

TheBlooddancer · Nov 24, 2008

Plz. Akk. plzplzpzl. Xaxaxa. Plz. I want to. Two. Akk. Plx. For mi. Mi wants akk. day. plz akk today. day. onE.

Kino · Nov 24, 2008

Random Guy in team 2: "Team 1 is cheating!"
Random Guy in team 1: "Like how?"
Same Idiot in team 2 :"There winning".

Said on a shooter map on Bnet.

Super-Sheep · Nov 24, 2008

I cant remember the most epic, but hmm.. "Omgz I lost. This game bugs."

And "your mom" thing is always epic.

Campir · Nov 24, 2008

Woah wtf I started this topic?

GhostG45 · Nov 24, 2008

I was sitting at my house once when I went into battle (either on WarCraft III or Guild Wars, I can't remember), and I yelled as loud as I could, "For great Justice!"

...I then looked around and muttered, "Thank God no one heard that."

Elenai · Nov 25, 2008

Its not really something that was "said" while gaming...

But one time when I was playing BFME2 against some guy on the internet I utterly trounced him...The funny part is:

He was playing Mordor and spamming trolls everywhere, and I beat him with pink team coloured elves.

cool_is_i · Nov 25, 2008

said while playing Regnum Online

Squiggy · Nov 25, 2008

It says 'Looking for a hot girlchat'

WHY DO PEOPLE FUCKING BUY WC3??!!
To date girls?

LiOneSS · Nov 25, 2008

pathetic dude

TheDivineBoss · Nov 25, 2008

Squig, wasn't your other B.net name Will_Dich_Sehen?

Don't lie to me, it was you.

Gilles · Nov 25, 2008

LiOneSS said:
pathetic dude

Don't lie, you so talked to that guy.

Teh_Ephy · Nov 25, 2008

TheDivineBoss said:
Squig, wasn't your other B.net name Will_Dich_Sehen?

Don't lie to me, it was you.

Because he can really join his own lobby from the menu.

Callahan · Nov 28, 2008

'Rage buff on me plz'

Paladon · Nov 28, 2008

I won´t name persons except of a clanmember and me.
Location: Our clan channel
Situation: We had a little dispute with another european clan. We convinced one of their shamans to join us. Bad mistake. It ended up in a little war using abusive language. It happened in my times being a shaman of our clan.

Xatanev: Let´s spam some shitty things in [i hide the other clan´s chieftain´s name]´s clan channel^^
Paladon: [RAINBOW]Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.[/RAINBOW]

Half a year later, the 'war' is over, i´m chieftain now and Xatenev shaman. The 'enemied' clan is deleted (inactive), their old chieftain switched to WoW.
The convinced shaman left our clan and created his own.
My sentence was our clan´s message of the day for some months.

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