Warcraft MMVIII (2008)

[~Void~]

This is a modern representation of what Warcraft would be now.

The Alliance and Horde, however under new names, are still locked in eternal conflict over who will rule the land. The intellectual and tactful Alliance versus the stubborn and brutal, relentless Horde.

The Democrats (Alliance)

• Environmentalists (previously night elves): The hardcores of the Democratic Alliance, these guys are almost as stubborn as the republicans and their points make even less sense.
• Liberals (previously humans): These little devils are quite versatile when it comes to making up promises and policies, but they never seem to actually put them into action...
• Politically Correct Group (previously gnomes): Masters of loopholes, these people always seem to miss the point and tend to take offense to everything just to get attention. It makes you want to kick them down the stairs.
• Atheists (previously dwarves): These dudes drink and don't give a shit. Fuck you.

The Republicans (Horde)

• Conservatives (previously orcs): They are ugly, smelly, and some of them are green, but the thing that distinguishes them the most is their love of negative campaigning.
• Pro-life Defendants (previously trolls): These people are very stoic, they stand to their opinion and never back down (sadly). They excel in throwing out a bunch of babble that sounds good but makes no sense, however, they don't seem to like to answer questions.
• Rednecks (previously tauren): They look like cows, smell like cows, and even do the things cows do. The only thing that makes a redneck different from a cow is that they can use a shotgun.
• Born-Again Christians (previously undead, lol, get it?): These are the most stubborn of all. If something goes wrong, it's God's will. If something good happens, chances are it was the devil trying to trick us.

Objective: Just like melee. Play in the druggy infested streets of Las Vegas, under the shining lights of New York, in the inbred cannibal-infested woods of West Virginia, or in the bleak, boring, plains of Connecticut. Train a Candidate (hero) and level him or her up by slaying pesky Independents (Neutral Creeps). Get cold hard cash (gold) to buy your way to victory and oil (lumber) to build great machines of destruction. Increase your Votes level (food) by hiring advertizing agencies to spread your bullshit from California to Massachusetts!

(moar coming)

 

[Verhalthur]

Sounds fun and lulzy

I would play it, but I wouldn't make the gnomes TOO smart D:

 

[Lestat(br)]

so funny!
youd need some modern undead models (difficult to find), modern trolls, modern taurens (omg, lucky they arent that modern here)
i think the personality fits perfectly to each race.
the humans should be complete hedonists that try to show hard work

i would like to help u with some modern models...

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Opinions:

Replace the Intellectual class with the Politically Correct class.

Change the name to something slightly more interesting, like Electioncraft, or World of Warcracks.

 

[~Void~]

All that could happen. I changed the gnomes, though, I like that idea.

 

[woxx]

Sounds like fun! Love the "tauren" part